Actually guise, its my penis that's bringing up the average. His name is Thunderhead Warrior, he's invisible, wraps around the world 2-3 times depending on how aroused I am (he'd tear a hole in the space-time continuum if there was ever a full erection), and has a mind of his own. No one is a virgin because of TW, because he fucks people without them knowing, and this is why men get morning wood.

Thought I'd share a really old inside joke. I'm one of those girls that insists she has a dick, I just take it a little further than most. ._.