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oh well ,close enough

tags are a black father

Hound an Acht receipt that had a of
1 an 5 (' i/ , it home, photocopied it several
times onto receipt paper. and now everytime I see a
hot girl at the bank; I 'accidently' drop my Instance
receipt so she picks it up for me. we would see the
look of desire in their was format brief
moment, before t call her a gold digging whore and
drive away in my 1 El year old pickup truck.
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#3 - jovanlisac (05/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why dont you...take some more advantage... :D
Why dont you...take some more advantage... :D
User avatar #23 - donutcaptin (05/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**donutcaptin rolls 0** how many "hot bitches" i see a year at the bank...
#54 - notified (05/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**notified rolls 66**
**notified rolls 66**
#12 - franger (05/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
My pickup truck is 11 years old, and I get comments on it quite often.  Several people have actually mistaken it for a brand new truck too.   
   
Moral of the story; keep your 						****					 clean.
My pickup truck is 11 years old, and I get comments on it quite often. Several people have actually mistaken it for a brand new truck too.

Moral of the story; keep your **** clean.
#70 - nooneofinterest (05/14/2013) [+] (23 replies)
**nooneofinterest rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at : 3 ** MFW
#128 - arizonastar (05/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I my town, I once found a half pack of cigarettes and I go to the corner store and "accidently drop it" near my sisters friends and when they pick it up and see its half full the flash of desire in their eyes for a second, then I call them a gold digging whore and drive away in my 37 year old pickup
#50 - awesomeruben (05/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#97 - deadmuerto (05/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what if a man picks it up?
User avatar #103 to #97 - happygrowman (05/14/2013) [-]
men arent gold digging whores.


...he will probably try to rob you
#1 - mauerman ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 - rocksteady (05/13/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Women are shallow.

Sometimes I will do errands in my medical school clothes (scrubs, white lab coat) so I look like Mr. Doctor. Every attractive women in eye range will ask me, "What are you doing this weekend?" Yet when I am wearing a t-shirt and blue jeans attractive women never ask me about my plans fro the weekend, hmm, why could that be?
#120 - Womens Study Major (05/14/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I bet quite a few straight men would be willing to have consensual gay sex for the right amount of money. Everyone has their price, and everyone wants wealth.
User avatar #122 to #120 - dildobarbarian (05/14/2013) [-]
found the homo
#119 - angelmitskano (05/14/2013) [-]
His fw
User avatar #27 - MichaelDoritos (05/14/2013) [+] (11 replies)
What's wrong with a 10-year-old pickup? Mine's 13 years old and still looks like something to take pride in driving.
#2 - twi (05/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #46 to #2 - hurleyy (05/14/2013) [-]
$5,000 dollar joke
User avatar #59 - mattmenzo (05/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
would never let that be the balance for one account. FDIC only insures 250k...
User avatar #41 - mrsixinch (05/14/2013) [-]
441,180 dollars... Now, that's gangster.
User avatar #56 - thewizsam (05/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
lets play a game roll dubs divisible by one delete you account !!!!
User avatar #57 to #56 - roll (05/14/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #21 - mylazy (05/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ironically, the majority of people with that much money, are the people that won't spend it. They probably have a 10 year old pick up truck themselves. It isn't the people that make a lot of money that usually have a lot of money. It is the people that manage to live below their means, saving a large portion of their money each week.
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