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tags are a black father

Hound an Acht receipt that had a of
1 an 5 (' i/ , it home, photocopied it several
times onto receipt paper. and now everytime I see a
hot girl at the bank; I 'accidently' drop my Instance
receipt so she picks it up for me. we would see the
look of desire in their was format brief
moment, before t call her a gold digging whore and
drive away in my 1 El year old pickup truck.
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#183 - larryqa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#176 - ghouleyed (05/14/2013) [-]
Well i've seen some guy with full stack of 500€ paper money and he was paying 20€ groceries with one 500€ bill.

<- Mfw i was behind him.

After that i went to ask friends adwise since they have robbed people before.
User avatar #177 to #176 - ghouleyed (05/14/2013) [-]
Not that i would ever rob anyone.

Since i am gona be police but yeah . . .
#174 - falconxmard (05/14/2013) [-]
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#181 to #174 - ergexgo (05/14/2013) [-]
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cannot unsee
#178 to #174 - jalthelas ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #192 at Just Imagine **   
   
   
The 						****					 you smiling at?
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #192 at Just Imagine **


The **** you smiling at?
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#172 - bossdelainternet has deleted their comment [-]
#171 - BubsyB (05/14/2013) [-]
The description left me in tears.
#168 - takesomemorewater (05/14/2013) [-]
I miss the old YouTube...
User avatar #182 to #168 - Milos (05/14/2013) [-]
Five stars for you.
#175 to #168 - shureofsamsung (05/14/2013) [-]
i miss the yellow subscribe button and the star rating system
User avatar #179 to #175 - takesomemorewater (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah that too! The old channel layout and the sort...I can hardl remember what the very first channel layout looked like...

Also, what does that smiley icon when writing a comment do?
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#167 - takesomemorewater has deleted their comment [-]
#166 - thalfak (05/14/2013) [-]
Girls can't help it
Girls can't help it
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#154 - ishotthedeputy (05/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #160 to #154 - funnaycraptwo (05/14/2013) [-]
You say that as though the woman has his actual information.
User avatar #144 - paradox (05/14/2013) [-]
daddy? where are you? mommy quit drinking. you can come home now.
User avatar #161 to #144 - xelenger (05/14/2013) [-]
ısdǝd
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#128 - arizonastar (05/14/2013) [-]
I my town, I once found a half pack of cigarettes and I go to the corner store and "accidently drop it" near my sisters friends and when they pick it up and see its half full the flash of desire in their eyes for a second, then I call them a gold digging whore and drive away in my 37 year old pickup
#147 to #128 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Thats normal though
Thats normal though
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#120 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
I bet quite a few straight men would be willing to have consensual gay sex for the right amount of money. Everyone has their price, and everyone wants wealth.
User avatar #122 to #120 - dildobarbarian (05/14/2013) [-]
found the homo
#188 to #122 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm a bisexual woman, not a homo.
#132 to #122 - peanutbraddle (05/14/2013) [-]
1. says the guy with the name DildoBarbarian.
2. I have gay sex without needing to be paid, so eat a dick. It tastes better than you think.
User avatar #145 to #132 - paradox (05/14/2013) [-]
what does dick taste like?
#189 to #145 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
Dick tastes like a flesh covered sausage, only it doesn't taste like sausage. It also tends to have soft flesh, which is pleasant to the lips.
#150 to #145 - peanutbraddle (05/14/2013) [-]
The dude who replied to you was right.
User avatar #151 to #150 - paradox (05/14/2013) [-]
thank you. that was very clarifying
#153 to #151 - peanutbraddle (05/14/2013) [-]
You're very welcome.
User avatar #146 to #145 - dumbandyoung (05/14/2013) [-]
Dick.
#148 to #146 - peanutbraddle (05/14/2013) [-]
I'll even that out for you...
actually, there isn't really a better description than that.
#119 - angelmitskano (05/14/2013) [-]
His fw
#97 - deadmuerto (05/14/2013) [-]
what if a man picks it up?
User avatar #103 to #97 - happygrowman (05/14/2013) [-]
men arent gold digging whores.


...he will probably try to rob you
#87 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 239,573**.03
#71 - tyroneisanigger (05/14/2013) [-]
Interesting story here.
Ever since I was eight years old, my mother kept all of the birthday money I received and put it in a secret bank account without me knowing. Dickhead move you're thinking? WRONG!
I am now 18 and I have over $6000 in there minus buying a $4000 car. When I could though, I bought a vault for $450 it's about 6 ft tall and possibly 3 ft wide (not sure on dimensions) withdrew all that money and now it's in my own vault.
I don't trust banks. If you ever rob my house though, that's the first ******* thing I'll be protecting, and if I'm not home, there is 6 inch thick steel protecting it for me.
User avatar #82 to #71 - ronyx (05/14/2013) [-]
What if a tornado hits your home?
#90 to #82 - tyroneisanigger (05/14/2013) [-]
That thing weighs A LOT. You know how you hear the thing about getting in a bathtub if there is a tornado? It's because the bathtub wont move very far if it moves at all/. I bet that thing is a good 600 pounds. It took 4 men to lift it off the vehicle into my house and where I wanted it. I was surprised it didn't take more men. Then again, they were probably used to it because they were movers I ordered it off a website, they delivered it to my house and installed it for me. It was very good service.
User avatar #92 to #90 - ronyx (05/14/2013) [-]
Well if it's a weak tornado then nah, but if it's a tornado that picks up 18 wheelers like ragdolls like we get here in Texas and Oklahoma then yea.
#93 to #92 - tyroneisanigger (05/14/2013) [-]
Those are more common in tornado valley, here in California we don't have many tornadoes. Then again living in L.A we have the threat of earthquakes, then I'd be ****** . I would still be certain that it wouldn't open even for an earthquake. It might have a couple dents in it but I'm not too sure it would open, keeping my money intact. Since I've lived here (3 years now) there hasn't been an earthquake thankfully.
Honestly, I'd be more worried about my car that I'm still paying off I just put $4000 down when I go it, and I make monthly payments.
Btw its a Lexus LS. I like that car, I always liked Lexus's.
User avatar #95 to #93 - ronyx (05/14/2013) [-]
NIce car, earthquakes suck. They can swallow your **** and it can get stolen when they evacuate people. Nowhere is safe, just a matter of luck i guess.
#96 to #95 - tyroneisanigger (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah true.
It's a 2010 btw, it still looks new even today.
#117 to #96 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
You bought a 2010 lexus ls for $4000....

Cool story bro.
#186 to #117 - tyroneisanigger (05/14/2013) [-]
That's how much I put down when I first got my loan?
#149 to #117 - tricksandshit (05/14/2013) [-]
Down payment.
User avatar #163 to #149 - Dap (05/14/2013) [-]
Should have gotten a 3 series.
#191 to #163 - tricksandshit (05/19/2013) [-]
It's not my car, haha
#70 - nooneofinterest (05/14/2013) [-]
**nooneofinterest rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at : 3 ** MFW
#157 to #70 - trollzorr (05/14/2013) [-]
you must be one of the gold diggers op talks about
you must be one of the gold diggers op talks about
User avatar #155 to #70 - legendofzeldafreak (05/14/2013) [-]
Your face is a shimapan. Get it checked out, I don't think people can make shimapan faces.
#143 to #70 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
Come on, who the hell flags content,I wanted to see what led to such a post.
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#136 to #70 - mercenaria has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #134 to #70 - spysappinmysasha (05/14/2013) [-]
I like your face
User avatar #98 to #70 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
Your face is an anime vagine?
#104 to #98 - nooneofinterest (05/14/2013) [-]
Maybe it is and maybe it isn't. I aint saying nothing
#105 to #104 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
TELL, ME, NOW
TELL, ME, NOW
#107 to #105 - nooneofinterest (05/14/2013) [-]
Nope

Wtchu gun du fagit
#112 to #107 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh, hold on, phone call. *Brrring, brrring* HELLO, YES, IS THIS ASSASSIN HOTLINE? GOOD, I WOULD LIKE TO RENT TWO OF YOUR FINEST MODERN NINJAS. I'M SENDING THEM AFTER SOME GUY NAMED NOONEOFINTEREST, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP? NICE! OKAY, THANKS. *Click*   
   
... Yur 						*****					 breh
Oh, hold on, phone call. *Brrring, brrring* HELLO, YES, IS THIS ASSASSIN HOTLINE? GOOD, I WOULD LIKE TO RENT TWO OF YOUR FINEST MODERN NINJAS. I'M SENDING THEM AFTER SOME GUY NAMED NOONEOFINTEREST, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP? NICE! OKAY, THANKS. *Click*

... Yur ***** breh
User avatar #133 to #112 - spysappinmysasha (05/14/2013) [-]
could you tell me what the character in your .gif is?
User avatar #137 to #133 - desudius (05/14/2013) [-]
Zero from borderlands 2
User avatar #138 to #137 - spysappinmysasha (05/14/2013) [-]
k thanks
User avatar #113 to #112 - nooneofinterest (05/14/2013) [-]
But even ninjas cant trace no one of interest

My username was a trick

HA!
User avatar #114 to #113 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
You still have that name, so they'll find you anyway.
#116 to #114 - nooneofinterest (05/14/2013) [-]
No they won't
No they won't
#121 to #116 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
DON'T QUESTION ME! YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR THROAT SLIT AND THAT'S THAT! NOW WAIT FOR THE NINJA ASSASSINS TO FIND YOUR HOUSE AND SIT THE **** DOWN AND WAIT LIKE A GOOD LITTLE TARGET.
#124 to #121 - nooneofinterest (05/14/2013) [-]
Implying I can get my throat slit

I am legion
User avatar #142 to #124 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
You'll bleed blood either way, so good enough for me.
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