looks about right. guess who got a new bike.. Pick up bike. Walk away. Figure out how to get lock off some other time.
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guess who got a new bike

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Submitted: 11/25/2013
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User avatar #10 - sylvar (11/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Pick up bike. Walk away. Figure out how to get lock off some other time.
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Go to store buy locks. Do this to random bikes on street.
#2 - ekkeerr (11/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Well, why the **** not?
#27 - hektoroftroy (11/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's cute

Option two: use a screw driver and take off the kick stand
#55 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1. Leave bike alone
2. Buy a bike
3. ???
4. Not be a ******
#23 - acidreign (11/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 - pepemex (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A guy with no feet could easily ride it though
#49 to #47 - happyPills (11/26/2013) [-]
well why wouldn't it?
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Unscrew pedal
Ride away like normal
????
Profit
#48 - finrier ONLINE (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the lock looks like a wagon wheel to me
User avatar #16 - ericzxvc ONLINE (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1. Remove or disengage chain from bike
2. Walk away with bike
3. ???
4. Profit
User avatar #26 to #16 - dudeyouisnasty (11/26/2013) [-]
Just walk forward, most bikes free-wheel when going forward if your not pedaling.
User avatar #15 - Ranzel (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just put the weight of the bike on the front tire. roll that bitch home.
User avatar #7 - chrisel (11/25/2013) [-]
That is the biggest dilemma for a Dutchman
#53 - danielhargadine (11/26/2013) [-]
Latch locks are designed to break open with enough force. You could probably bust it off with your own shoe or another blunt object as long as you can hit the body of the lock downward and away from the hook. Remember this for a zombie apocalypse, just in case you need to get into a locked store for supplies or some other random survival **** like that.
User avatar #37 - FightClub (11/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
this is actually pretty clever security
#5 - redstag (11/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - akho (11/25/2013) [-]
I remember reading that a small car(some smart car or smth) was almost stolen as a guy saw a bunch of dudes trying to carry it away.

How the **** will you not steal this **** the same way?
#1 - ruderoody (11/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Depending on which way it turns this could actually work
#17 to #1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/26/2013) [-]
If you say about making it impossible to ride than yes and BOTH ways actually. One way, when you fold it padlock moves further away from the edge (if folding is even possible due to both axis of rotation being quite far away and the stand folds "inward" aswell) and the other way is impossible because the stand (??? english =/= mother tongue) locks and wont fold the other way. As for stealing it...well, not a very bright idea.
#34 - selfrazedzealot (11/26/2013) [-]
This is why i like my car... the key got stuck in the ignition when it was on because of a faulty wire. the shifter was disconnected from i guess the dashboard because it doesnt tell me what gear im in and it always thinks im in drive. which is why the key wont come out better yet, the shifter also doesnt know when i apply the brake so when i i shift from park i have to use a manual release which i removed the center console of my car to get to, and better then that the manual release lever broke so i have to go further and pull this little wheel thing out to shift from park. my gf was worried about the key being stuck in the ignition and i assured her "noone will get it out of park"

yes i know which wire, yes i know how to get the key out its to much work, yes the car still locks with the remote
User avatar #31 - vatra (11/26/2013) [-]
Wow, I mean in theory it works, but obviously still easy to steal. And honestly If I was that desperate to pedal, a good forced pedal to the other side would break the plastic on the locked pedal.
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