looks about right. guess who got a new bike.. Pick up bike. Walk away. Figure out how to get lock off some other time.
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guess who got a new bike

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User avatar #62 - ieatbengay (11/26/2013) [-]
take off the chain and roll home
User avatar #60 - thunderchanter (11/26/2013) [-]
If you switched that out for a new lock, that's not a bad idea at all. You know, unless someone decides to just break the kickstand
#55 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
1. Leave bike alone
2. Buy a bike
3. ???
4. Not be a ******
User avatar #56 to #55 - exd (11/26/2013) [-]
just because im white im not allowed to steal a bike?

**** you thats racist
#53 - danielhargadine (11/26/2013) [-]
Latch locks are designed to break open with enough force. You could probably bust it off with your own shoe or another blunt object as long as you can hit the body of the lock downward and away from the hook. Remember this for a zombie apocalypse, just in case you need to get into a locked store for supplies or some other random survival **** like that.
#51 - magicspoon (11/26/2013) [-]
I think if you pedal while putting the stand back in place and sliding the lock off it would work, you'd just have a lock on one pedal... I think.
I think if you pedal while putting the stand back in place and sliding the lock off it would work, you'd just have a lock on one pedal... I think.
User avatar #50 - happyPills (11/26/2013) [-]
people go downhill without pedaling and still have the wheels move all the time. as long
as the bike is balancedthe kickstand wont touch the ground. so u can just use ur feet on
the ground to push you forward instead of pedaling
User avatar #57 to #50 - deadadventurer (11/26/2013) [-]
or you could just kick the kickstand up and the lock would slide off I think.
User avatar #58 to #57 - happyPills (11/26/2013) [-]
i think it'll tug at the pedal and eventually end up in an awkward angle that won't let it slide off
#48 - finrier (11/26/2013) [-]
the lock looks like a wagon wheel to me
User avatar #52 to #48 - mymiddleleg (11/26/2013) [-]
That's what thought it was until i took a closer look
User avatar #44 - pepemex (11/26/2013) [-]
A guy with no feet could easily ride it though
User avatar #47 to #44 - ukelayboy (11/26/2013) [-]
the wheels wouldn't spin -.- you silly you
#49 to #47 - happyPills (11/26/2013) [-]
well why wouldn't it?
User avatar #37 - FightClub (11/26/2013) [-]
this is actually pretty clever security
User avatar #46 to #37 - Einsty (11/26/2013) [-]
Removing the stand is a matter of unscrewing two screws. Can be done pretty fast.
#63 to #46 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
If someone really wants to steal your bike, there is almost nothing you can do. Unless you lock it through the frame and all of the unboltable accessories (hint: not possible) there is always something they can take "pretty fast with just a few screws/bolts". And they will. Because people are dicks.

Adding more hassle and time to their endeavors is worthwhile. Or, this may be somewhere the rider isn't allowed to lock the bike to anything, like the back room at work.
#41 to #37 - noschool (11/26/2013) [-]
not really, someone could just pick up the bike and take it home then break the lock there
User avatar #42 to #41 - FightClub (11/26/2013) [-]
well it's clever enough if someone's gonna leave it in sight instead of laying it on the ground for anyone to sweep up and escape with
User avatar #36 - infinitereaper (11/26/2013) [-]
This is so stupid, just put barb wire and a remote detonated bomb on the side of the bike like a normal person.
#35 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
Unscrew pedal
Ride away like normal
????
Profit
#43 to #35 - winterguy (11/26/2013) [-]
Unscrew pedal, slip the lock down the stand, screw pedal back on. You have now new bike, with pedal accessory.
#34 - selfrazedzealot (11/26/2013) [-]
This is why i like my car... the key got stuck in the ignition when it was on because of a faulty wire. the shifter was disconnected from i guess the dashboard because it doesnt tell me what gear im in and it always thinks im in drive. which is why the key wont come out better yet, the shifter also doesnt know when i apply the brake so when i i shift from park i have to use a manual release which i removed the center console of my car to get to, and better then that the manual release lever broke so i have to go further and pull this little wheel thing out to shift from park. my gf was worried about the key being stuck in the ignition and i assured her "noone will get it out of park"

yes i know which wire, yes i know how to get the key out its to much work, yes the car still locks with the remote
User avatar #31 - vatra (11/26/2013) [-]
Wow, I mean in theory it works, but obviously still easy to steal. And honestly If I was that desperate to pedal, a good forced pedal to the other side would break the plastic on the locked pedal.
#29 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
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#27 - hektoroftroy (11/26/2013) [-]
That's cute

Option two: use a screw driver and take off the kick stand
#61 to #27 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
You can do that with a regular bike lock too. Get a non-broken bike for your troubles, no less.

Bike theft is serious business in the college town I used to live in. Doing this + bike lock + remove seat + **** bike is about your only hope of safety, and even that might not be enough, sadly.
#39 to #27 - thetower (11/26/2013) [-]
You ever try riding a bike with just one pedal?
User avatar #40 to #39 - hektoroftroy (11/26/2013) [-]
I said take off the kickstand
or cut the lock with the bolt cutters
#23 - acidreign (11/26/2013) [-]
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#21 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
Go to store buy locks. Do this to random bikes on street.
#54 to #21 - ljubav (11/26/2013) [-]
Maybe someone did this to this guys bike too.
#20 - impulsechallenges (11/26/2013) [-]
1:Take off pedal
2:Remove from kick stand
3????
4rofit?
#32 to #20 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 to #20 - kommandantvideo (11/26/2013) [-]
haha straight up if people will take off a ******* tire for the bike, they'll take off your pedal
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