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Koala Bear (Aurora)
I have a three year old Koala Bear named wet, that I' m desperately trying to find a new home for. I bought him back in J weary figuring it would be an
awesome pet that would enjoy living in my greenhouse, sadly I was wrong. I paid for him back in January and Pam not sure what the used Koala Bear
market is like in a good economy er the ene we have new, SO Tam epin to offers. Please use seine common sense before contacting me, don' t be an idiot, Tam
not interested in trading my Koala Bear for your busted up 198( Camero, pictures of your naked wife, er an offer to paint my garage door.
Numnut' s Stats:
The Good
We is somewhat housebroken, uses a cat box most of the time.
Per the most part he is very quite; this also falls into the bad category which we will touch en in a moment.
We eats spiders, (not kidding) we haven' t had a spider in Our house since we got him.
Hates watching Desperate Housewives, used to be my wifes favorite show until wet bit her for changing the J edhardy, to Desperate
Housewives.
Gets along well with ene of my two dogs.
troves to go for car rides.
Now for the Bad:
We eats a lot of eucalyptus, which is not as cheap as I expected.
appearently eucalyptus is like a drug for Koala Bears, when wet is coming down from his high he becomes very violent and aggressive.
We raped and killed my wife' s cat "Miss. Kitty'" (Honestly, I wanted to put this in the good section because I' been trying to find a way to get that worthless
cat out of -DUI house for two years, thanks Numnut.)
We does not like Asian' s, I have no idea where this Koala was raised but seine ene of Asian Decent must have re ally mistreated him.
troves Vin Diesel movies, not sure why, he just does.
Has extremely sharp claws and teeth which he uses often.
troves shiny objects, steals and hides them frequently in my dog' s ass.
We is quite, and as a re suit has snuck in en my wife and I during intimate moments. I mind him watching, maybe it won' t bother you as much.
wet smells terrible and is not easy to wash. Ihad to hold a gas soaked rag ever his mouth till he blacked out to get him in this tub for a bath.
C) nce he is in the water he is fine, getting him into the water is a challenge, he will scratch you, he will bite you, and you will bleed.
I Location: Aurora
I it' s HGT to contact this poster with services er other commercial interests
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