bunch of pussies. I think I pass since I'm not arachnophobic. I LAUGH AT YOUR CLAIMS TO BRAVELY TAKE ON A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WHEN MOST OF YOU CANT STAND UP TO A
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bunch of pussies

I think I pass since I'm not arachnophobic

I LAUGH AT YOUR
CLAIMS TO BRAVELY
TAKE ON A ZOMBIE
APOCALYPSE
WHEN MOST OF YOU
CANT STAND UP TO A
SPIDER
cram
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User avatar #17 - TnytsGunaBAGdNyt (05/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It's not exactly socially acceptable to take out a spider with an AK-47
#20 - dwarfman (05/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I like spiders though. Sure they invade your home but they pay for it with extermination services. They're one of the few nonmotching house guests! Caesar unrelated.
#81 - sparklywiggles (05/17/2013) [-]
But I do stand up to spiders
#31 - iamphoenix (05/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Zombies are not made of pure evil terror, OP.

How many ******* zombies do you ******* see that ******* look like this ************ ?

******* none
User avatar #52 - jellywolf (05/17/2013) [-]
Well I've always been terrified of the thought that if a zombie apocalypse did happen, I would most likely have to go hide at some point in an abandoned building of some sort that no doubt has plenty of spiders crawling about.
User avatar #13 - peanutbuttahjellah (05/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A phobia is an irrational fear of something. Phobias are typically caused from some childhood trauma or something. I have an irrational fear of spiders. I know that none of the species that live here could possibly hurt me but I'm still irrationally fearful of them.

I personally do not find zombies that scary. They are simply walking corpses. I'm not afraid of people. Sure a walking corpse might be a little intimidating but it's not like I have an irrational fear of them. The only fear I'd have is that fear of "holy ******* **** zombies" at which point I'd walk away from them at a semi-slow pace because they're walking corpses which means they would move very slowly if you think about it for half a second... and then you think about it for another half a second and realise that a walking corpse is simply impossible and it's just your room mates being assholes.
#112 - Ihazfunkitty (05/17/2013) [-]
spiders are small and stealthy, the minute you turn around and grab an object to throw at them they warp to the next dimension to dick around in.   
zombies on the other hand are hard to miss
spiders are small and stealthy, the minute you turn around and grab an object to throw at them they warp to the next dimension to dick around in.
zombies on the other hand are hard to miss
#107 - icameheretotroll (05/17/2013) [-]
I'd rather be against billions of zombies instead of billions of spiders
#95 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
what if there's spider zombies?
User avatar #53 - themamzingbs (05/17/2013) [-]
Well spiders are scary as **** , and zombies would just be like IRL cod, except you dont get shot at.

One is a whole boatload of nope with 8 legs. The other is giving you the ability to shoot down a real threat, and a game of survival. We dont see one as real, and have made it fun, and would treat it like so in the real event. Creepy ******* crawling posionous deadly little ***** , or mowing down a ******* horde of dead people with a big ******* gun. Fear v. fun.
User avatar #33 - thisniggajeremy ONLINE (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well its not socially acceptable to shoot a spider with a .50 cal machine gun..
User avatar #18 - daboomee (05/16/2013) [-]
what about ZOMBIE SPIDERS!?
User avatar #14 - yunablade (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I dislike spiders.

A giant spider would be for me 10 times worst than facing any zombie.

That does not mean I'm going to freeze and let that spider **** me in the ass.

That means I'm going to go bersek and turn the ****** to chunky salsa with a lawn mowner before it even gets a chance.
#12 - dppwrestler (05/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I've said it before... this site is filled with pussies. Not everyone, but the majority   
You expect to take on zombies when you scare so easily it's pathetic.   
You wonder why girls "friend zone" you when you're either unattractive and not doing anything to compensate or generally timid and afraid to tell the girl how you feel.   
You post tons of politically righteous posts when maybe 10% of you would do anything off this site about it and only half of that group are too young to do anything.   
						****					, this site has been pissing me for awhile.
I've said it before... this site is filled with pussies. Not everyone, but the majority
You expect to take on zombies when you scare so easily it's pathetic.
You wonder why girls "friend zone" you when you're either unattractive and not doing anything to compensate or generally timid and afraid to tell the girl how you feel.
You post tons of politically righteous posts when maybe 10% of you would do anything off this site about it and only half of that group are too young to do anything.
**** , this site has been pissing me for awhile.
#38 to #12 - Nameloc (05/17/2013) [-]
1) Not everyone is 100% afraid of spiders.   
I only dislike it when I occasionally find spiders/ baby spiders crawling on me at night.   
Technically, yes, I am afraid of spiders, but it doesn't mean I'm a pathetic pussy for being extremely dis-comfortable when I wake up to find tens of baby spiders crawling on me.   
   
2) Everyone has their own story; Don't judge a book by it's cover.   
You're trying to make up 						********					 statistics about this site and think that practically everyone is the same.   
With me, I've been friendzoned multiple times. Recently had a girlfriend.   
I'm attractive, apparently (hence the occasional stalkers/ obsessed women), but finding a girl with the same interests is hard. If there's nothing to relate to at all, then there's nothing to talk about which makes the relationship boring.   
   
3) Political posts are typically funny.   
The most I've seen that asks to do anything were posts relating to PIP or CISPA. The rest would just be jokes at Republicans/ Democrats, governments in general, or specific people.   
   
I don't see how you can be pissed off at this site for such small things.   
I get pissed off at this site when I try to be serious and nice, and someone replies with "fuk u faggt get da fuk off dis site" and I get thumbed down into oblivion.
1) Not everyone is 100% afraid of spiders.
I only dislike it when I occasionally find spiders/ baby spiders crawling on me at night.
Technically, yes, I am afraid of spiders, but it doesn't mean I'm a pathetic pussy for being extremely dis-comfortable when I wake up to find tens of baby spiders crawling on me.

2) Everyone has their own story; Don't judge a book by it's cover.
You're trying to make up ******** statistics about this site and think that practically everyone is the same.
With me, I've been friendzoned multiple times. Recently had a girlfriend.
I'm attractive, apparently (hence the occasional stalkers/ obsessed women), but finding a girl with the same interests is hard. If there's nothing to relate to at all, then there's nothing to talk about which makes the relationship boring.

3) Political posts are typically funny.
The most I've seen that asks to do anything were posts relating to PIP or CISPA. The rest would just be jokes at Republicans/ Democrats, governments in general, or specific people.

I don't see how you can be pissed off at this site for such small things.
I get pissed off at this site when I try to be serious and nice, and someone replies with "fuk u faggt get da fuk off dis site" and I get thumbed down into oblivion.
User avatar #6 - schmettermuschi (05/16/2013) [-]
I hate the little ones. the really big spiders dont seem like actual spiders, more like....multi-legged dogs. ...kind of ugly dogs.
#1 - twi (05/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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but he looks so fuzzy and cuddley
#2 to #1 - sardukai ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
what the 						****					 man?
what the **** man?
User avatar #94 - zomaru (05/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
A spider can climb up your wall and hide in the night like the goddamn batman.

4 in 5 zombies can't climb a ladder.
User avatar #105 to #94 - zorororonoa (05/17/2013) [-]
Or at least, that is how movies and games portray it. What if Zombies are actually very fast, very athletic, and very strong? All I'm saying is that we will never know what a zombie is capable of until a real one actually exists.
#60 - malacyman (05/17/2013) [-]
**malacyman rolled a random image posted in comment #630091 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** MFW people have all these plans to get machine guns and a metric **** ton of ammo. But they probably no no idea where to get the guns and ammo. how to operate them. how to fix them when they jam. and also how many other people have the same idea. It won't work
User avatar #19 - techketzer (05/16/2013) [-]
A fear of spiders does not translate into an inability to bash skulls.
Let me demonstrate.
I'll need a volunteer.
#8 - nicopwnz (05/16/2013) [-]
How its actually gonna go down.
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