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#28 - thisotherdude (07/09/2013) [-]
Hey, at least your dreams have a clear message and are somewhat normal. I swear I go to sleep it's like every sane part of my brain goes for shots and everything that's not getting 						****					 faced gets uppity since the sane parts aren't paying any attention to them. It's usually some random 						********					. Half man/praying mantis rednecks that don't want to go to jail, children mutilated and living their entire lives as hideous ape beasts under the watch of a holographic eye on a pole with wheels, 						****					 makes no sense from any ration perspective.
Hey, at least your dreams have a clear message and are somewhat normal. I swear I go to sleep it's like every sane part of my brain goes for shots and everything that's not getting **** faced gets uppity since the sane parts aren't paying any attention to them. It's usually some random ******** . Half man/praying mantis rednecks that don't want to go to jail, children mutilated and living their entire lives as hideous ape beasts under the watch of a holographic eye on a pole with wheels, **** makes no sense from any ration perspective.
User avatar #32 to #28 - spceinvdr (07/09/2013) [-]
I dreamed I woke up and my house was on fire. My whole family ran for the car, but I still had no clothes on. My dad said to "put some damn clothes on." Anyway, I took too long, because none of the clothes in my dresser were mine . When I finally got dressed and ran to the car in the garage, I found the burnt shell of the car with my family's smoldering crispy-skeletons inside.
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