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Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. We had this same dream three times new My is
starting he scare me. PML
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79 remnants On 07/ 06/ 201 3 at 3: 1 I am - misc - by Anonymaws - United States {C calfornia) .
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#9 - caseris (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why is your subconscious scaring you? Are you implying Hitler would be a bad husband?!?
#15 - meathooksodomy (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#26 - Freelon ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
I once dreamed that Hitler gave me $10. I questioned a lot of morals when I woke up.
I once dreamed that Hitler gave me $10. I questioned a lot of morals when I woke up.
User avatar #21 - demonatatoo (07/09/2013) [-]
I dreamt that I dressed up as a not-so popular musician with an extremely hot fanbase. When the band decided to get on stage and perform after signing autographs and **** , I realized that I couldn't sing for **** and I only knew one of their songs. Right before the first line of the song, I screamed, "SOMEONE **** IN MY PANTS!" I then ran all the way back to my house, where I proceeded to eat ice cream.
#10 - freenarative (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There is an old wives tale in the uk that says "if you have the same dream 3 days in a row it will happen in real life". You're ****** !
User avatar #34 to #10 - spceinvdr (07/09/2013) [-]
by hitler
#28 - thisotherdude (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hey, at least your dreams have a clear message and are somewhat normal. I swear I go to sleep it's like every sane part of my brain goes for shots and everything that's not getting 						****					 faced gets uppity since the sane parts aren't paying any attention to them. It's usually some random 						********					. Half man/praying mantis rednecks that don't want to go to jail, children mutilated and living their entire lives as hideous ape beasts under the watch of a holographic eye on a pole with wheels, 						****					 makes no sense from any ration perspective.
Hey, at least your dreams have a clear message and are somewhat normal. I swear I go to sleep it's like every sane part of my brain goes for shots and everything that's not getting **** faced gets uppity since the sane parts aren't paying any attention to them. It's usually some random ******** . Half man/praying mantis rednecks that don't want to go to jail, children mutilated and living their entire lives as hideous ape beasts under the watch of a holographic eye on a pole with wheels, **** makes no sense from any ration perspective.
#13 - daggry (07/09/2013) [-]
The comments are why I love funnyjunk
#35 - justsomechickyo (07/09/2013) [-]
**justsomechickyo rolled a random image posted in comment #392953 at Ponyville ** What's in my dreams.....
User avatar #33 - spceinvdr (07/09/2013) [-]
I dreamed of a man just sitting in a wooden chair. He was very old, and wrinkly. Wearing a plaid checkered shirt and khakis, and a pair of dress shoes. Everything else was black around him, Like he was under a spotlight. I saw him in my dreams at complete random. He just suddenly interuppted another dream, cutting it short. I still don't know why I dreamed of him. I watched him sit still for a few seconds in my dream. Suddenly he let out a screech. A screech that pierced the deepest part of me and filled it with pure terror. This was like the exorcism screech. Then all his skin peeled of of him, along with his clothes, in one swift motion, splitting off of him like a costume, or a banana, in a fraction of a second, as he still screamed all the while like he felt the pain. I woke up sweaty and terrified.

tl;dr: My brain cut my dream short to give me a horrible jumpscare for no reason.
User avatar #31 - RidgeRacer (07/09/2013) [-]
r we just ignoring that the light bulb got it right
User avatar #29 - ilovehitler (07/09/2013) [-]
How could that scare someone in any way?
#27 - theavatarspupil (07/09/2013) [-]
I once had a dream that a girl I like told me she loved me, and I didn't say it back, so she got depressed. I then invited her to a pool party, and while walking there, I put my arm around her and she rested her head on my shoulder. Then, during the pool party, she decided to stay the night, but some older woman who I do not know came and took her back home. Then I woke up with the urge to tell her about it. I talked to her, but I didn't tell her...
#25 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
Once I dreamt Hitler was putting the jews in a washing machine to kill them O.o
#22 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
HE IS THE REINCARNATION
User avatar #19 - thefasrdog (07/09/2013) [-]
I had a dream that I had a very important test in the morning at 9:00 and when I woke up at 8:40 I had a min heart attack then realized it was the middle of summer.

My subconscious is an ass hole.
#16 - antzell (07/09/2013) [-]
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#12 - couriersix (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why the **** would you not want to marry him?
#7 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [-]
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#1 - anonymous (07/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Why so anti-nazi? Racist
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