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#5 - dusteplad (05/12/2013) [-]
i honestly haven't brushed my teeth in over a year
i honestly haven't brushed my teeth in over a year
User avatar #10 to #5 - nachobeldavid ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
You're still single right? Or is your girl/boy equally gross?
User avatar #11 to #10 - dusteplad (05/12/2013) [-]
still single? no. i am single though. plus having really strong teeth help. always been that way. sorry you have to brush your teeth bro.
#18 to #11 - pitch (05/12/2013) [-]
Talk about gross man. You don't only brush your teeth for keeping them healthy but also for keeping them ...i dunno...CLEAN maybe, yknow. I dun wanna know how your breath smells, bro.
Talk about gross man. You don't only brush your teeth for keeping them healthy but also for keeping them ...i dunno...CLEAN maybe, yknow. I dun wanna know how your breath smells, bro.
User avatar #22 to #18 - dusteplad (05/12/2013) [-]
it smells like the last thing i ate
#24 to #22 - pitch (05/12/2013) [-]
Try licking your arm with your tongue (not the tip but the part further in the back) and smell it. Pretty good way of telling if your breath stinks.
Try licking your arm with your tongue (not the tip but the part further in the back) and smell it. Pretty good way of telling if your breath stinks.
#31 to #24 - breath (05/13/2013) [-]
do I smell nice? oh great summoner
User avatar #26 to #24 - dusteplad (05/12/2013) [-]
smells like mince, brown sauce and cheese
User avatar #16 to #11 - dapape (05/12/2013) [-]
"still single? no. i am single though."

Autism detected.
User avatar #23 to #16 - dusteplad (05/12/2013) [-]
still single implies he/she knows me and my relationship stutus. i doubt he/she does
User avatar #29 to #23 - nachobeldavid ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Pardon my terrible linguistic, my good sir.

Are you currently single, at this moment? If so, is your significant other equally grotesque?
User avatar #30 to #29 - nachobeldavid ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
I still failed.. You win.
User avatar #14 to #11 - nachobeldavid ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
I didn't start brushing until my teen years, when girls were like, "Your mouth smells like death"
User avatar #15 to #14 - hopcroft (05/12/2013) [-]
I brush my teeth twice a day, I have done so for as long as I can remember. You wanna know why? Because I take pride in looking after myself, whether or not I "need" to. Besides having really strong teeth doesn't stop them from getting stained, having bad breath, gum disease, minimizing bad natural taste in your mouth. Geeze is this stuff not common sense? :L
User avatar #27 to #15 - nachobeldavid ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
I totally get where you're coming from. But dental hygene wasn't taught in schools back then, and my mom had 2 jobs and 3 kids. She tried to get us to brush, she brushed regularly, but we were kids who mostly raised ourselves, so it didn't stick until I got older.
User avatar #28 to #27 - nachobeldavid ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Something to consider before casting stones, ya know?
User avatar #32 to #28 - hopcroft (05/14/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I forget that everyone on here isn't about 12 years old......................just most of them :L Sorry about how passive aggressive my comment sounds.
User avatar #33 to #32 - nachobeldavid ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Its okay. We can both agree OP is gross.
#25 to #15 - dusteplad (05/12/2013) [-]
but i really don't care.
but i really don't care.
#6 to #5 - bitchplzzz (05/12/2013) [-]
Disgusting bastard
Disgusting bastard
#7 to #6 - dusteplad (05/12/2013) [-]
i know and i have no fillings....i'm 19. and i have no fillings.
i know and i have no fillings....i'm 19. and i have no fillings.
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