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#21 - twentyten ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
Here's a story I like to tell (well not really: pisses me off):

Of the 2 and a half or so years I have driven, I have been in 4 car "accidents" with several near misses, with the most recent one being today, April 1st 2013.

Here's the thing: All of the "accidents" involves the other driver being a women, ranging from young adult/teen to like a 50 year old. All different ethic groups, and coming from different states even. Anyways, in nearly all of them, it was considered the other driver's fault. Only one was considered PARTIAL my fault. The saddest one was when someone reversed into my 2 month old car, IN A PARKING LOT, and it wasn't just a small scratch or dent either. Can't be a coincidence that all 4 incidents involved woman. (Not say that all guys are great drivers, I've seen crappy ones.)

Now people say how I'm a chick magnet now, or rather my car is. Anxiously awaiting my fifth straight encounter with a woman driving. (Here's the kicker: I'm an asian guy)
#25 to #21 - savirleo (04/02/2013) [-]
They're just jealous they aren't as sexy as you
#26 to #25 - twentyten ONLINE (04/02/2013) [-]
Damn, I swear my friends say the exact same thing. Sexy this, sexy that. "cause you're just too sexy for them", "cause you're sexy [insert name here]".
#27 to #26 - savirleo (04/02/2013) [-]
they want to get into your pants
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