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User avatar #66 - myrtille (08/06/2013) [-]
I kinda see being gay as liking ketchup or mustard.
You didn't know you didn't like mustard or ketchup until you are taken to micky d's one day and find it on your burger. then you go, "you know what, i like ketchup more than mustard. from now on, i will only use ketchup."
some people like ketchup and mustard.
it's not a conscious decision, it's just something you like more than something else. sure, you can force yourself to eat mustard even if you don't like it, especially if it pleases your family/friends, but you won't really enjoy the meal.


just ******* let people enjoy what condiments they want inside their burger. you don't have to eat their burger. stfu.
#337 to #66 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
I hate mustard. So am I gay or what?
User avatar #364 to #337 - myrtille (08/06/2013) [-]
no, the mustard is being gay
liking ketchup is being straight
so you're straight
#213 to #66 - guitarnigger (08/06/2013) [-]
dude.. you're a genius, i had never seen it that way before
dude.. you're a genius, i had never seen it that way before
User avatar #178 to #66 - zatchattack (08/06/2013) [-]
I never look at a burger the same way.
#177 to #66 - lookathecomment (08/06/2013) [-]
So liking mayo is like being asexual?
User avatar #365 to #177 - myrtille (08/06/2013) [-]
being asexual is not enjoying eating ketchup or mustard, but loving them in a nonfood way.
#125 to #66 - averagewhitekid (08/06/2013) [-]
That awkward moment when I am bisexual and I hate ketchup and mustard
That awkward moment when I am bisexual and I hate ketchup and mustard
#169 to #125 - sharkmonkey (08/06/2013) [-]
i'll be your friend, still
i'll be your friend, still
#72 to #66 - shenanigansjuice (08/06/2013) [-]
Perfect way to describe it
Perfect way to describe it
#74 to #72 - myrtille (08/06/2013) [-]
thanks.   
can you imagine if their were entire religions who hated people because they liked mustard?
thanks.
can you imagine if their were entire religions who hated people because they liked mustard?
#77 to #74 - shenanigansjuice (08/06/2013) [-]
Sometimes I feel like that's what war boils down to
Sometimes I feel like that's what war boils down to
User avatar #78 to #77 - myrtille (08/06/2013) [-]
and then people were like
"LIKING MUSTARD IS GENETIC"
"ANIMALS ALSO LIKE MUSTARD"
"GOD LOVES MUSTARD"
to try and defend it
there is just no reason to even fight with people who hate gays. they'll hate gays no matter what reason or logic you throw at them. i just find the whole thing silly.
User avatar #323 to #78 - indonesia (08/06/2013) [-]
you are my hero, man
User avatar #79 to #78 - shenanigansjuice (08/06/2013) [-]
I agree. Who was it who said that there will always be proof when it comes to science, but not religion?
User avatar #81 to #79 - myrtille (08/06/2013) [-]
i don't know
i just think to get rid of the problem, when people go "you're going to hell for being gay" don't say anything but "okay" and walk away
don't fuel their fire. that's how these people get off. attention only helps their cause.
User avatar #82 to #81 - shenanigansjuice (08/06/2013) [-]
Never thought of it that way. But I'd still like to smack them for it sometimes
User avatar #85 to #82 - myrtille (08/06/2013) [-]
you know the wbc? they've said multiple times that they WANT people to be angry. they want people to punch them, yell at them, embarrass them. they want you to stoop down and show that you are no better than them. while acting high and mighty, essentially, you are doing the same thing they are doing.
they might have twisted logic, but in that sense, they are right. they constantly bring people to their level and it gets media attention.
"look at this guy who was a dick to other dicks! praise him!"
even if you're a dick to a dick, you're still a dick. don't go there. just walk away, and what do they have? they stand there alone with their "god hates fags signs" with no one to listen. they've gained so many members through the media outcry. it's helping them more than hurting.
that's how all of these people work.
User avatar #86 to #85 - shenanigansjuice (08/06/2013) [-]
Agreed. They've really made asses of themselves
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