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#139 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
I've never understood why people thought/think being gay is a "choice."
Even when you're straight, you don't CHOOSE who you fall in love with. You can't just look at some woman or man and say "Hey, I'm going to be in love with that person on the other side of the street because I choose to!"
NO. Just ******* NO.
There is no truth in the "I CAN choose, I just don't WANT to." argument, because that's the stupidest ******* **** ever and it is complete and utter ******** . If that is your reasoning, you can take it, put it inside of a cactus, and shove that cactus either up your ass or down your throat.
I originally didn't want to "like like" the guy who is now my boyfriend, and whom I love very much. I didn't WANT to, but it just happened, so it's not a ******* choice.
Being gay is not a choice. So you fall in love with another man, or another woman. You can't just choose one day to like the same sex. It's what life is, and being gay is completely, perfectly fine.
User avatar #154 to #139 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
I totally decided to be straight. It was real tough you know. I was 12 years old and the sexuality fairy dropped by and was all like... "Listen, ****** . You can either be totally fabulous, smell and look amazing but take dicks in your ass, or you can be an average joe but get to touch boobies and like it like... maybe once every couple months".

It was a real tough decision, but you know... I think I chose right.
User avatar #199 to #154 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
Wow. Hilarious. That was the funniest thing I have ever read. Thank you for your contribution. Kindly get cancer and ******* die.
User avatar #200 to #199 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
...you really couldn't catch the sarcasm in my entire comment?
User avatar #202 to #200 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
The problem was that it was too much sarcasm. Laid on way thick. And hey, I just want to say I'm sorry about the cancer comment. That was a bit harsh. For all I know, you could have lost a loved one to cancer, and I would have just reminded you of that. I apologize, and hope you can understand that I don't want to become that kind of douche over the internet.
User avatar #203 to #202 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Ya, you just saved yourself a contemptuous "I'm real sorry someone shat in your oatmeal this morning, buddy" reply.

I don't take anything seriously. Generally the more absurd the better in my eyes. Guess outside of friendly people still take themselves seriously..
User avatar #205 to #203 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
I just don't want to be the guy that makes people not want to live on this planet anymore, so I shan't be a troll, unless a troll is necessary.
User avatar #206 to #205 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Good Good. No harm done. Now to deal with another guy who called me a thumbwhore for pointing out a lie being espoused by an anon about the sociological findings that find homosexuals to be bad parents... they don't exist.
User avatar #209 to #206 - ktjacobs (08/06/2013) [-]
Agreed. I firmly believe that a child is better off with 2 mediocre gay parents than in the best orphanage or foster home.
User avatar #210 to #209 - Sethorein ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Ya, the guy replying to me was odd... he asked me if I was american... I replied no so he stopped replying... my guess is he was gonna make a prejudiced insult but couldn't so he had nothing left to say.
User avatar #142 to #139 - vatra (08/06/2013) [-]
My father is one of those that thinks it is a choice, and he disowned my brother for being gay.
#140 to #139 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
tl;dr:
being gay is the same as falling in love, only with the same sex. it's not a choice, and there's nothing wrong with it.
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