Up until it became a web of lies. . Ill! David Licherstein at Follow Rape is "God' s will" but homosexuality is my tahm' ts" Talk about making shit up as yam gt
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Ill! David Licherstein at Follow
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#1 - flixoe (08/05/2013) [+] (13 replies)
So if you rape another individual of the same gender, is it god's will or your choice?
#3 - schnizel (08/05/2013) [+] (72 replies)
Being gay is a choice, but I do not think the gays deserve to be mistreated nor praised.
Rape happens for a reason, yes, that is true. Because that power hungry no luck with women idiot wants sex but does not deserve it. And you can't cry rape when you cheated on your bf in a party. That is not rape, it's irresponsibility.
#23 to #3 - inxtcy (08/05/2013) [-]
WTF? A choice? Oh, ya, I'm sure homosexuals CHOOSE to have bigoted assholes hate them. Jesus.....what a stupid thing to say.....choice. I suppose I "choose" to be attracted to men with dark hair as opposed to blonds?
User avatar #66 - myrtille (08/06/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I kinda see being gay as liking ketchup or mustard.
You didn't know you didn't like mustard or ketchup until you are taken to micky d's one day and find it on your burger. then you go, "you know what, i like ketchup more than mustard. from now on, i will only use ketchup."
some people like ketchup and mustard.
it's not a conscious decision, it's just something you like more than something else. sure, you can force yourself to eat mustard even if you don't like it, especially if it pleases your family/friends, but you won't really enjoy the meal.


just fucking let people enjoy what condiments they want inside their burger. you don't have to eat their burger. stfu.
#99 - zorororonoa (08/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I am somewhat of a Christian, well I believe in God, but I also accept the possibility that there is no God or there are multiple gods. So I guess I'm somewhat of an Agnostic Christian. Honestly, I don't have an issue with gays, and I don't think God does either. Why would he? I don't think it is a choice, and even if it was, why would God still care? He created us with free will anyhow, and I don't think he would punish people who are using their free will that he gave them if they were using it in a harmless manner. I like living by this quote. I honestly don't think God would care if you buttfucked another man as long as you have good morals.
#170 - chaosheartless (08/06/2013) [+] (91 replies)
Food for thought here.   
   
God is all knowing. Everything happens because he makes it so. It is all his plan   
   
A little girl grows up with very religious parents. Their faith is never ending and neither is the girl's. They are very happy and full of joy. during the little girls 6th birthday, I come into their home. I stab the father in the stomach and leave him motionless as I slash his wife's throat and he watches. I take it upon myself to violently rape the little girl before beating her to death. Did god make me do it because it was his plan? don't tell me it's free will. God is all knowing. why didn't he make them die peacefully before I got to them? why didn't he make a miracle happen that saved them all. maybe make it so I some how trip and fall on my own blade before I have a chance to attack the father. hell, make me lose the breaks on my car and die or become paralyzed by the accident. Notice that in any unfortunate event, if ANYTHING positive happens, it is a miracle from god. 175 people died a train wreck. There was one survivor. It was a miracle from god that he survived so fuck all the other people that died violently in the wreck. It wasn't a miracle guys. It was probability at work and he or she was the lucky fuck of the group.
Food for thought here.

God is all knowing. Everything happens because he makes it so. It is all his plan

A little girl grows up with very religious parents. Their faith is never ending and neither is the girl's. They are very happy and full of joy. during the little girls 6th birthday, I come into their home. I stab the father in the stomach and leave him motionless as I slash his wife's throat and he watches. I take it upon myself to violently rape the little girl before beating her to death. Did god make me do it because it was his plan? don't tell me it's free will. God is all knowing. why didn't he make them die peacefully before I got to them? why didn't he make a miracle happen that saved them all. maybe make it so I some how trip and fall on my own blade before I have a chance to attack the father. hell, make me lose the breaks on my car and die or become paralyzed by the accident. Notice that in any unfortunate event, if ANYTHING positive happens, it is a miracle from god. 175 people died a train wreck. There was one survivor. It was a miracle from god that he survived so fuck all the other people that died violently in the wreck. It wasn't a miracle guys. It was probability at work and he or she was the lucky fuck of the group.
User avatar #42 - IamEllis (08/05/2013) [+] (10 replies)
its so fucking ridiculous. Why let one religion dictate how the entire country must live their lives? isnt that why our forefathers came to america? to escape that? I was raised catholic but the church is a religeon of what man wants, not god. If two dudes or two chicks are happy together, thats great for them, it doesnt effect me in any way so who gives a shit if they live their lives together. When we live in a society where kids would rather dies than be who they are, thats how you know shits fucked up
User avatar #45 to #44 - IamEllis (08/05/2013) [-]
no worries, I have a few freinds that came out a few years back and the amount of shit that they have to go through just to be happy is ridiculous. Any time I went to a mass, we were always encouraged to love and tolerate everyone. What I didnt learn until I was older was that they meant love and tolerate everyone as long as they have the same belief as us. The church has always used fear and guilt to entrap people and it wasnt too long back that they executed you if you didnt live the lifestyle they wanted you to. I dont mean to bash anyone's beilefs but I beilieve that no matter your sexual orientation or you whatever god you beileve or dont beileve in, you have a shot itno heaven. It's human nature to question everything around us, so why would we be punished for doubting a creator? I know I'm rambling now but what if god, rather than wanting to be treated like a god, wanted to be treated as a father? Not worshipped, but respected. I think he just wants us to live ours lives how we see fit as long as we dont hurt anyone else in the process.
#139 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I've never understood why people thought/think being gay is a "choice."
Even when you're straight, you don't CHOOSE who you fall in love with. You can't just look at some woman or man and say "Hey, I'm going to be in love with that person on the other side of the street because I choose to!"
NO. Just fucking NO.
There is no truth in the "I CAN choose, I just don't WANT to." argument, because that's the stupidest fucking shit ever and it is complete and utter bullshit. If that is your reasoning, you can take it, put it inside of a cactus, and shove that cactus either up your ass or down your throat.
I originally didn't want to "like like" the guy who is now my boyfriend, and whom I love very much. I didn't WANT to, but it just happened, so it's not a fucking choice.
Being gay is not a choice. So you fall in love with another man, or another woman. You can't just choose one day to like the same sex. It's what life is, and being gay is completely, perfectly fine.
#276 - cloymax ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
I never understood this "it's a choice" thing.

to quote EpicLloyd, one of my favorite youtube artists, "who gives a fuck if it's a choice, who gives a fuck if it's not, it's not your business either way so you can step the fuck off"

why is it so difficult to just let people do what they want provided it's not directly harmful to someone?

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User avatar #261 - improbable (08/06/2013) [-]
this random person said some crap and it goes with my agenda against christianity, therefore it is an valid argument.
#168 - Kraid (08/06/2013) [-]
Jesus fucking christ, rape is GOD'S WILL??? Sounds like a pretty fuckin' swell guy if you ask me!
#320 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/06/2013) [-]
where's the funny?
where's the funny?
#280 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Gay marriage is a trick question to begin with, its just something to get everyone pissed off about. If you're actually in love with somebody, you don't need to pay some dude with a bible a bunch of cash to tell you can smack lips with your other half.

If everyone minded their own business we wouldn't have these issues, but no, we have being gay people trying to cause a huge ruckus because they suck more dick than the rest of us. That's fantastic, keep it to yourself and nobody will care.

Fucking hate this society.
#312 to #280 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
I agree with everyone minding their own business, but the thing about marriage is we have given it weight as a process in which people are able to tie their possessions together, and inherent said possessions after death. It also gives them rights to make medical decisions and a whole slew of other perks which they are being denied because we've decided that marriage is the one thing that makes these rights a given, without having to spell it out in a will.
User avatar #26 - smittywrbmnjnsn (08/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Id homosexuality isn't a choice... why do I choose not to bang dudes?
Checkmate athyusts.
User avatar #295 - drooms (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why do people care about how others live their life?
#242 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
-homosexuality is a choice not a disease
-pedophilia is choice not a disease
-obesity is choice not a disease

stop making excuses and accept that there are people out there who fuck little fat guys
User avatar #244 to #242 - bronybox (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure neither pedophilia or homosexuality are a choice.
Homosexuality CAN be a choice, but it almost always isn't.
I'm pretty sure pedophilia is never a choice.

Obesity is a choice. I mean, you can be naturally inclined to be more overweight, but it's your choice whether or not you want to put in the effort to change your lifestyle/eating habits.
User avatar #254 - ogomer (08/06/2013) [-]
Seeing the shitstorm in the commentsection, it's pretty obvious there are not a lot of people here that know what they are talking about... So I'm just gonna leave this informative video right here.
Human Sexuality is Complicated...
#248 - strictlycommenting (08/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Homosexuals who claim that "it's not their choice" are setting themselves up for rejection. If they say that it wasn't their choice/fault, others will believe they are just excusing themselves and will lose whatever respect they have for them.
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The only way to effectively come out of the closet and stand your ground is to be firm about it, and claim that it IS your choice, that others don't have a say about the way you live your life. After all, if you don't have the courage to stand up for yourself, others will stomp on you.
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#166 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Dont deny child's rights for your ass's pleasure. Marriage was meant to defend the rights of children to have both a father and mother, who represents their identity, lineage, and history, about the future equality of children who are motherless or fatherless compared to those who are raised by their father and mother. Today this right of the child can be bought on the market place by homo people.
1 Mama + 1 Papa = True Parents. Lessons from the French.
1. "The rights of children trump the right to children. As a society we should not be encouraging this. It’s not biologically natural.” Jean-Marc, a homosexual French mayor.
2. “In France, marriage is not designed to protect the love between two people. Marriage is specifically designed to provide children with families. The most serious study done so far demonstrates quite clearly that a child has trouble being raised by gay parents.” said Xavier Bongibault, an atheist homosexual.
#237 to #167 - sanguinemaiden (08/06/2013) [-]
But I don't understand the part about a 'right to have a mom and dad'.
If my biological father is out of the picture (deceased, takes off, whatever), and my mother is homosexual, then she's not just gonna wake up one day and decide she wants to be with a man again. Either she's going to be with a woman, or she's gonna be with nobody, so I'm still out of my right to 'have a dad'.
So what, do we forcibly remove children from parents once we find them to be homosexual and place them in traditional families that have a mom and a dad? That argument doesn't make any sense.

My dad abandoned us when I was a baby and my mother never remarried. Should I be enraged that she selfishly deprived me of my rights to having a father in my life by not finding another husband? Should I have been removed from my home and placed with a foster family with one male and one female parent to protect my rights?
User avatar #110 - goodcheese (08/06/2013) [-]
the whole "it's a choice" argument is stupid anyways. even if somebody did choose it who cares? that doesn't make it somehow wrong. like if people did hypothetically choose to be gay why is it the wrong choice? who is it hurting?
User avatar #5 - andywazowski (08/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
In some way homosexuality is a choice. But it's not like you wake up one day and decides to like the same gender as one self.
User avatar #32 to #7 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
I'm sure one person decided to like dudes, but that doesn't mean it's a choice for everyone.
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