Unexpected. I like my coffee like I like people: I don't like coffee. I like my women like I like my coffee. Columbian, and questionably legal. I like my women
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I like my coffee like I like people: I don't like coffee.
I like my women like I like my coffee. Columbian, and questionably legal.
I like my women like I like my coffee: hurriedly, every morning, out of a joyless sense of obligation.
I like my coffee how I like my women: hot, rich, and full of cream.
I like my coffee how I like my women: With my penis in it.
I like my scotch like I like my women: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
I like my coffee like I like my women, all over my lap while I'm driving.
I like my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer.
I like my coffee how I like my coffee: Coffee.

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Submitted: 07/29/2014
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#1 - pagastan (07/29/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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What's black and doesn't work?   
   
Decaf coffee, you racist!
What's black and doesn't work?

Decaf coffee, you racist!
#15 - CollinTB (07/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
But you wouldn't make any money if you just gave your slaves away for free
But you wouldn't make any money if you just gave your slaves away for free
User avatar #3 - gypsydude (07/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Mindless Self Indulgence - Shut me up [HQ uncensored]
"I like my coffee black, just like my metal."
#8 - nbkxtrojan (07/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"with my penis in it"
#4 - monsterderp (07/29/2014) [-]
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#36 - rihardololz ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Ground up and put in the freezer.
#35 - handofdestiny ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
you like your coffee with your penis inside? well.... ok I guess...
you like your coffee with your penis inside? well.... ok I guess...
User avatar #29 - galkawhm (07/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I like my women the way I like my coffee.


I don't like coffee.
#44 - alilmetalkid (07/30/2014) [-]
**alilmetalkid rolled image** How i like my coffee
User avatar #26 - dancinlobstas (07/30/2014) [-]
yeah. come get your slaves. grab em while they're free.
#25 - DerektheAsian (07/30/2014) [-]
I saw that going differently in my mind..
User avatar #14 - zomgwaffle (07/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I like my wine like I like my women aged and locked in my cellar
User avatar #23 to #14 - liuur (07/30/2014) [-]
I thought you were gonna say matured, but looks like my faith in humanity has led me down the wrong road again.
User avatar #43 - aakn (07/30/2014) [-]
it's not necessarily that slave means blacks .... OP
#40 - newprinny (07/30/2014) [-]
I like my women like I like my coffee: with a dick on it, dood.
I like my women like I like my coffee: with a dick on it, dood.
#51 - thetoastthief (07/30/2014) [-]
I like my women how I like my coffee, full of semen with my fist in it.
it's awkward buying coffee at starbucks sometimes
User avatar #48 - zerotzallander ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I like my wine like I like my women: 9 years old and locked up in the cellar.
User avatar #34 - smithacat (07/30/2014) [-]
I want my coffee like how i want my woman.

weak and cold
User avatar #22 - lecorbi (07/30/2014) [-]
made a friend at the cafeteria once when she asked if I wanted sugar. My response:

I like my coffee like I like life. Bitter
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