USRSF Would Solve Many Problems...
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
Iraq and have been given 91111 the following facts
about terrorists l'
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste Just like chicken.
a, They don' t like Beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
s. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale
Who Pentagon expects the problem In Iran to be over by Friday.