USRSF Would Solve Many Problems.... . The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck special Forces (U USRSF would solve many problems haha funny lol rednecks terrorists iraq
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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck special Forces (USRSF)
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
Iraq and have been given 91111 the following facts
about terrorists l'
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste Just like chicken.
a, They don' t like Beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
s. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
Who Pentagon expects the problem In Iran to be over by Friday.
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#35 - LocoJoe
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>MFW I'm shipping out tomorrow
>MFW I'm shipping out tomorrow
User avatar #120 to #35 - triggathepirate
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wot game is this?
User avatar #169 to #120 - furyofthestorm
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Looks like army of two.
#171 to #169 - triggathepirate
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Thanks
Thanks
#165 to #35 - bizarredread
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Don't go ******* and shoot your friends.


No one likes a maniac.
User avatar #54 to #35 - brandonalmighty
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I ship out in a week
User avatar #77 to #35 - xgeneration
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Use the force.
User avatar #43 to #35 - cobaltlumi
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Thank you for your service, soldier.
#93 to #35 - lujan
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#42 to #35 - fluffykoopa **User deleted account**
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#68 to #35 - Visual
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YFW
YFW
User avatar #52 to #35 - demandsgayversion
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Do your best not to kill any children or rape women. Or vice versa.
#44 to #35 - mcstorms
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Yuo should go over there and just do this    
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Yuo should go over there and just do this
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User avatar #38 to #35 - zramn
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Thank you for your service, man. Seriously.
User avatar #39 to #35 - brettyoke
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Good luck, God speed soldier.
User avatar #41 to #35 - songemot
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Good luck mate.
User avatar #57 to #35 - responsibletim
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Good luck, thank you.
User avatar #125 to #35 - weenieandthebutt
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I may have had my doubts about soldiers in the past but now I have come to respect most of them. Seriously man, good luck and try your best not to injure or hurt any civilians please!
User avatar #40 to #35 - GrimTheRealReaper
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Two months until I can sign up. Long wait.
#46 to #35 - badsamaritan
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Sup texas brother i am saving that in return ill give you this
#49 to #46 - LocoJoe
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Saved. Have this.

P.S. I'm not actually shipping out. I was just making a joke I was joining the USRSF. Hence the pic of the guys firing into the air at the Texas border. Just clearin that up.
User avatar #50 to #49 - badsamaritan
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******* awsome
User avatar #178 to #49 - lieutenantderp
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This is glorius
#1 - indigoflows
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how they greet eachother
User avatar #58 - responsibletim
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>Rednecks destroy all living things in Iraq
>Remember they have to go back to Obama
>Begin building trailers in iraq
>They establish a new colony
>Begin taking more land
>Rednecks leave america for promised land
>New country is called "Jesus Land"
User avatar #170 to #58 - DietWater
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(02/17/2013) [-]
that would also help those of us back here in america because we wouldn't have to deal with them
#8 - ohemgeezus
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Is it bad I thought this was legit until I saw number 3?
#45 to #8 - nengcaste **User deleted account**
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#100 to #45 - filipskit
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#152 to #100 - spacestalin
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what a coincidence, according to
>this guy
a Venezuelan cannibal. It depends of the sex of the person.
he said he only ate men because women tasted too sweet, like eating flowers. Men taste like strong pork. And the meat is juicy and with texture, like eating pears.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorangel_Vargas
#154 to #152 - vycanismajoris
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Why do you know the taste of human flesh?
#186 to #154 - spacestalin
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read the comment again, man.
it's from a couple of interviews to a real cannibal with 10 (possibly more) victims under his wing.
it's extremely interesting.
>pic unrelated
#15 - psykojet
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OKLAHOMA!
User avatar #76 to #15 - thecjism
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Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains
#29 to #15 - mishaestrin
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#32 to #29 - mishaestrin
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#34 to #32 - nirtse
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This is funnier than some of the content I've seen today
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#27 - imalex
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USRFS when not hunting terrorists
USRFS when not hunting terrorists
User avatar #28 to #27 - imalex
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usrsf* but what the hell
User avatar #56 to #27 - Hreidmar
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That's actually pretty awesome.
#59 - qwertymnbv
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#92 to #59 - nightdge
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#128 - beerterror
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well, you know...
User avatar #112 - bluemando
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the only problem is going to be that they not only kill the terrorists, but also civilians
User avatar #114 to #112 - askafj
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**** the civilians, it's a ******* war.
User avatar #166 to #114 - thatrussiantroll
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Were you dropped on your head as a baby? One of the biggest reasons for war is to protect civilians you stupid ****.
User avatar #167 to #166 - askafj
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You're on the internet, is war really the worst thing you've seen / heard of?

People obviously wants to have wars, then let them have it.
We deserve to be shot dead. I mean, we enjoy shooting others in the head, why shouldn't they.
#179 to #167 - swarfega
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Yeah, war is probably the worst thing I've ever seen / heard of. It usually covers all of the things we find most despicable like famine, rape, torture, murder, et cetera. You must be incredibly naïve.
User avatar #193 to #179 - askafj
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Murder is when someone kills another person illegally.
I don't think the US troops are raping people.
Why would they torture civilians.
Idk what famine is, though.

You're just making stuff up, it's ******* 2 countries, shooting at eachother.
They want to kill, they'll have to deal with that they might get killed.
User avatar #168 to #167 - askafj
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want*
User avatar #132 to #112 - jokerkill
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I am currently in Afghanistan at the moment........you can not tell the difference until they blow you up.
User avatar #9 - djchurro
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wait do they mean the problem with terrorists will be solved or the problem with redneck?
#13 to #9 - bigwhitehound
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earthier or
User avatar #16 to #9 - someanon
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does it even matter?
#31 to #9 - charagrin
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