This helped me a lot. I'm clean now.. 11: Don't be a bitch and decide post coitus that it's rape. If you do not relieve your consent before his Long-John is out of your treasure chest then you can't
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User avatar #1 - snowshark (05/06/2013) [-]
11: Don't be a bitch and decide post coitus that it's rape.

If you do not relieve your consent before his Long-John is out of your treasure chest then you can't legitimately call it rape.

12: Always carry mace, a rape whistle and a medium to large-sized grizzly bear for safety.

13: Keep the bear away from rednecks.
User avatar #2 to #1 - TwelveCharlie (05/07/2013) [-]
My daughter carries a .38 snub.
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