That's not how physics.. Work
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neokun (01/06/2016) [-]
Don't tell physics how to work. It's an independent universal set of laws who don't need no telling.
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kangadoo (01/07/2016) [-] They have clearly been using the #70 Gorilla/Hand of God level grip strength.
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listerthepessimist (01/07/2016) [-] just imagining a guy coming out of divorce court with half of his wife
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tbagbandit ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] You got my attention, now i must know what that is from!
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blueboysixnine (01/07/2016) [-] China pulling the lead out on all their skilles honed from everything being outsourced to them
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emiyashirou (01/07/2016) [-] It's a gameshow. Several objects in the room are made out of candy and the contestants have to find them.
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nowthatsedgy (01/07/2016) [-] "thou shall have full privilege, in the absence of any repercussion, to shoot up teh school"
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anon (01/07/2016) [-]
now imagine a mentally challenged sjw reading it and thinking: "he's right, i should". still think it's smart? besides rules are made generally with the consensus being shared among the participants, at least according to democracy. and even then retards aren't usually decisionmakers
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boarderlinegreat (01/07/2016) [-] Uhm sorry but it's not IMO. You can't just make rules of your own...
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boarderlinegreat (01/07/2016) [-] Let me explain: one man’s freedom ends where another’s starts
If your strictly talking for yourself, like what your thinking, ok you can make up entirely your own rules. If you interact with someone you can't.
If your strictly talking for yourself, like what your thinking, ok you can make up entirely your own rules. If you interact with someone you can't.
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boarderlinegreat (01/07/2016) [-] They don't have to, but we have to agree on rules. I didn't agree on your first 2 so...
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angelisk (01/07/2016) [-] lol, so ok, let's take an example, you're in a library where the rules are being quiet, since you have your own set of rules you wont have any of that and start talking loudly, librarian asks you to keep it down, you reply " **** you, your rules don't apply to mine!", librarian gets sick of your **** , calls cops to escort you out, you resist, once again referring to your rule 2, cops dont give a **** and escort you out right into their car. Gj mate, you've really asserted yourself as a well developed individual, having your own set of rules right there, i hope the cell you'll end up in has enough room on the walls to house all those rules you just made up man. Cause that's the only place they'll end up if you declare your own set of rules to be more absolute that the globally established ones.
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Thundergod (01/08/2016) [-]
Angel, I was only saying what I was to mess with boarderIinegreat, and it apparently worked. So since I satisfied my ********** this week, I'm just gonna tell you now I meant none of it.
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boarderlinegreat (01/08/2016) [-]
Wow you're delusional, you messed with nobody. Have fun feeling important.
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Thundergod (01/08/2016) [-] Keep tellin' yourself that, bae. Maybe you'll feel better about having missed a blatant joke the first time.
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boarderlinegreat (01/08/2016) [-]
As I said your joke wasn't funny enough to be noticed in the first place. Maybe wanna work on that, comedian?
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Thundergod (01/08/2016) [-] And now you keep responding to someone who's just talking back to see you dance like a puppet as you attempt to make yourself look less the fool. This is pretty damn fun.
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boarderlinegreat (01/08/2016) [-] You just described yourself perfectly, and yes, it's damn funny.
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boarderlinegreat (01/08/2016) [-] Ohh the big boy is now taking out the big bad words....
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Thundergod (01/08/2016) [-] Can I just say if your salt was a lubricant, I'd be jizzing buckets right now? Because you seem really ******* salty.
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boarderlinegreat (01/08/2016) [-] All I add is your reality distortion field must be so huge, I must assume your single.
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Thundergod (01/08/2016) [-] And your ego's so fragile, it breaks if something so much as looks at it funny. There, we've both said the truth.
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boarderlinegreat (01/07/2016) [-] Nothing wrong with taking something seriously from time to time.
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boarderlinegreat (01/07/2016) [-] They way the tweet is phrased one might think rules are not necessary. That's way I thought it's bad.
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jii (01/07/2016) [-] "...life can be much broader once you discover one simple fact: Everything around you that you call life was made up by people that were no smarter than you and you can change it, you can influence it, you can build your own things that other people can use.
Once you learn that, you'll never be the same again."
Steve Jobs said this awhile back. Don't you feel stupid...
Once you learn that, you'll never be the same again."
Steve Jobs said this awhile back. Don't you feel stupid...
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angryninja (01/07/2016) [-] "no smarter than you" - a good one
Also a lot of rules were not made, they were discovered
Also a lot of rules were not made, they were discovered
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angelisk (01/07/2016) [-] I think steve Jobs didn't mean the rules of physics or science. He never really had his priorities set in that area of expertise anyway, he did however change a lot of rules in networking, sharing, how to run a company, development, and stuff. I'm far from an expert on these things but like with for example music rights, the right's have been made up probably by some lawyer or judge, who's just as human as you an I are, so there may be mistakes, there may be flaws, it may even be so that time itself has changed so much as to make the rules obsolete, so you as another human being are just as capable to change or manipulate it to adhere to the current times, current social issues or more egoistically to adhere more to yourself (looking at you, Shkreli). Of course in science rules are more absolute and are being found rather than being made up, but that's just common sense.
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tryg (01/06/2016) [-] When two siths force chokes each other That sounded a little bit gay, didn't it?
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KievLeviathan (01/07/2016) [-]
This is impossible, because to counter lift someone who is lifting you would take the strength to lift the combined weight of yourself and your opponent, which this man clearly does not have the physique to accomplish
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lordjordn (01/07/2016) [-] A Blast from the not so distant past when the web was more cancerous than steve jobs pancreas
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qnamanmanga (01/07/2016) [-] If you try this with your chair. You can reach space in 10-30. It depends on how buff you are.
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narutonine (01/07/2016) [-] As a kid I used to believe that I could, if I got strong enough, lift myself off the ground. By just grabbing my sides and trying to lift hard enough. Never worked, but I still have hopes for future kids making my childhood dream come true
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cptmongtard (01/07/2016) [-] Hell I still think this. Nobody can seem to prove it's not possible
