II‘ - The Greatest Game To Which I Have Ever
19 September 2013 l by Jeff Murderer (United Kingdom) - See all my reviews
Those who know me, know that I like nothing more than putting a game on and stroking my whilst I play it. [fiver the years, games
such as Tomb Raider, Dead or Alive and Leisure Suit Larry have given my loins the workout they deserve.
So imagine my excitement when my wife spent our welfare money on this game for my birthday. I kissed her and told her I loved her, then I
gave her a slap for paying for it, and not allowing me to indulge in a bit of irony by stealing a copy from ASDA. She apologised. I accepted.
From the first moment the game was in my PSA, I was reaching for the tissues. I genuinely feared f was going to ejaculate before the first
mission had even finished, I could feel my member starting to rise, like a weeping willow filling with air. As I played on, there were so many
weapons and vehicles available, the three main characters, that I kept having to put the controller down so that I could
I maintained my composure, though, and held back from an early climax. Tantra and the like.
I got out of my car at one point and followed a man down the street. He was just a normal guy, wearing a baseball cap, going about his
business. I stabbed him again and again. Even after his body went limp, I spent the next three minutes stabbing his inanimate corpse. And
this was when I sprayed my shorts.
So, all in all, this game is vast, exciting, fun, entertaining, racist and promotes violence. But I ain' t never juiced in my shorts before, and that
was off the hook!
My wife can' t even get the stains out. She' d better.
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