Swear Allegiance. I have had conversations like this. Only more awkward.. Messages Nov 30, 2011 son wet ) Wet enough to start dripping, baby I want you to me ti
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Swear Allegiance

I have had conversations like this. Only more awkward.

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Nov 30, 2011
son wet )
Wet enough to start
dripping, baby I want you
to **** me till I beg
I want to lick your sweet,
wet cunt till you swear
your allegiance to the
Amparo.
Nov 30, 2011 : 15
watching star wars and I' m
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Submitted: 06/13/2013
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#7 - funnymanohword (06/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
My roommate likes to wear his Darth Vadar mask when he ***** his gf, so really wouldn't surprise me if this is him. He's a weird dude
User avatar #8 to #7 - sanguinesolitude (06/13/2013) [-]
the weird dude is you for not thinking thats hot
#1 - ariusbrightwing (06/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#17 - emppilaf (06/14/2013) [-]
You liked to be choked eh?
#27 - ianosity (06/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That really gets me going. Makes me want to break out the toys.
That really gets me going. Makes me want to break out the toys.
#36 - incest (06/14/2013) [+] (32 replies)
That still sounded pretty hot.    
   
   
   
what's wrong with me
That still sounded pretty hot.



what's wrong with me
#64 - waffies (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#84 - TheseChocodiles (06/14/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Hearing or even seeing the words ''sweet wet cunt'' make me cringe so much.
How does anybody say that out loud and not feel icky?
User avatar #2 - arcticassassin (06/13/2013) [-]
Is he gonna force choke her
#3 - tarnis (06/13/2013) [-]
#66 - rhc (06/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Story time!   
>i'm 18, just graduated highschool   
>leaving girlfriend's house   
>12:30 am   
>she's walking with me to my car, she leans against it   
>leans in, eyes closed, ready for a kiss   
>i say "wait"   
>"It's just... Uh... I don't know how to..."   
>"you're going to have to walk me through this"   
>"What? you've never kissed anyone?   
>well let's get started."   
>she puts my hands on her ass   
>we start kissing, tongue   
>...   
>more tongue   
>again and again   
my first kiss was of the french variety.
Story time!
>i'm 18, just graduated highschool
>leaving girlfriend's house
>12:30 am
>she's walking with me to my car, she leans against it
>leans in, eyes closed, ready for a kiss
>i say "wait"
>"It's just... Uh... I don't know how to..."
>"you're going to have to walk me through this"
>"What? you've never kissed anyone?
>well let's get started."
>she puts my hands on her ass
>we start kissing, tongue
>...
>more tongue
>again and again
my first kiss was of the french variety.
#79 to #66 - draeman (06/14/2013) [-]
Hey! Mine too! Mine was the school slut though.    
She had 2 other boyfriends at the time.   
I had no idea I swear
Hey! Mine too! Mine was the school slut though.
She had 2 other boyfriends at the time.
I had no idea I swear
#61 - bigredhouse (06/14/2013) [-]
Give her The Old Lickaroo.
#121 - bitchplzzz (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What if she's a real star wars fan, shes probably a walking waterfall by now
#19 - qballextraction (06/14/2013) [-]
You're doing something right.
You're doing something right.
#103 - canyoudiggit (06/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>After
#112 - holololland (06/14/2013) [-]
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#107 - dumbandyoung (06/14/2013) [-]
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#73 - joktapuss (06/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#21 - pappathethird (06/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #37 to #21 - falconxmard (06/14/2013) [-]
Whenever somebody uses this post, they either get showered in green or in red. Hardly ever any moderate amounts of thumbs/reactions.
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