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#342
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N. Korean citizen (04/20/2012) [-] 
A MESSAGE TO ALL EUROPEANS AND CANADIANS!
As an American let me be the first to tell every single one of you American haters to go fuck yourselves and to kiss my star spangled ass! You call us arrogant, and we're not. YOU FUCKS are the arrogant ones and you like to put your fingers in your ear when the truth is told.
Well here it is, you can't deal with the fact that you're no longer the elite society of the world and that the world isn't under your control anymore, and now that little push over country America is the sole super power in the world and you've had to rely on that country for so much. Your damaged pride is shameful and your spite for America because you want to make yourselves better than us can be heard in every bitter fucking comment you make. To Canadians, deal with the fucking fact that you're not better than us. You're not. You have short man's syndrome where you keep desperately trying to make yourselves sound better than the superior country. Sit the fuck down and stop embarrassing yourselves. You are not and never will be better than us. Stop bragging about burning D.C, we burned down your capital first faggots, and actually learn history and not the biased bull shit you like to spew on this site.
Furthermore no AMERICA IS NOT THE FATTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! And even if you want to go by those bull shit statistics the CDC even admitted they are only 30% accurate at best and that it is only done by height and weight ratio, so no your stats are not reliable. And who is the UK and Canada to talk? UK is #3 and Canada is #5 so grab a burger and a coke sand STFU already.
Only 40% of the US denies evolution. Canada is 42% and Britain is 50% so STFU about Creationist you cunts. Oh and the UK has a worse crime rate than the US
America is #1 in: Olympic gold, Nobel prizes, funding for science, foreign aid, GDP, PPP and our debt in comparison is not nearly as bad as the EU, UK or Canada so again suck on my Florida you faggots!
As an American let me be the first to tell every single one of you American haters to go fuck yourselves and to kiss my star spangled ass! You call us arrogant, and we're not. YOU FUCKS are the arrogant ones and you like to put your fingers in your ear when the truth is told.
Well here it is, you can't deal with the fact that you're no longer the elite society of the world and that the world isn't under your control anymore, and now that little push over country America is the sole super power in the world and you've had to rely on that country for so much. Your damaged pride is shameful and your spite for America because you want to make yourselves better than us can be heard in every bitter fucking comment you make. To Canadians, deal with the fucking fact that you're not better than us. You're not. You have short man's syndrome where you keep desperately trying to make yourselves sound better than the superior country. Sit the fuck down and stop embarrassing yourselves. You are not and never will be better than us. Stop bragging about burning D.C, we burned down your capital first faggots, and actually learn history and not the biased bull shit you like to spew on this site.
Furthermore no AMERICA IS NOT THE FATTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! And even if you want to go by those bull shit statistics the CDC even admitted they are only 30% accurate at best and that it is only done by height and weight ratio, so no your stats are not reliable. And who is the UK and Canada to talk? UK is #3 and Canada is #5 so grab a burger and a coke sand STFU already.
Only 40% of the US denies evolution. Canada is 42% and Britain is 50% so STFU about Creationist you cunts. Oh and the UK has a worse crime rate than the US
America is #1 in: Olympic gold, Nobel prizes, funding for science, foreign aid, GDP, PPP and our debt in comparison is not nearly as bad as the EU, UK or Canada so again suck on my Florida you faggots!
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N. Korean citizen (04/20/2012) [-]
That's like saying that England is made up of Germans and Scandinavians
You can say it all you want. But we're different now. We're our own culture so STFU
Stop being butthurt
Americans are made up all different ethnicities. Blacks, Asians, Persians, Arabs, Latinos and Hispanics
You're argument is invalid
You can say it all you want. But we're different now. We're our own culture so STFU
Stop being butthurt
Americans are made up all different ethnicities. Blacks, Asians, Persians, Arabs, Latinos and Hispanics
You're argument is invalid
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kelex (04/20/2012) [-]
If I'm being butthurt, I would've used swearing words all over the place. Besides, notice that I said "originally", I mentioned it because "learn your history" was mentioned. I know America has a lot of ethnics without you telling me. I'm not trying to argue here, notice that I typed another sentence to show it. You're the one being butthurt here.
Arguments aside, *Your
Arguments aside, *Your
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carrotstew (04/20/2012) [-] Calm the fuck down, it's just a stereotype, as if you've never joked about that.
1. My country never controlled the world, we had a small viking empire back in the day, but during the 1800s we were pretty much treated like and object and offered as a gift to sweden without having anything to say about it ourselves.
2. Once again I think most people in the world knows that you're not the fattest country, but it's a stereotype that people like to joke about, deal with it.
3. You helped us rebuild our country after WW2 but that's about it, we've sent our troops to fight your wars, so yeah we've helped each other in ways.
4. I don't give a shit about the olympics really, I'll let you have that one, as ling as we're better at skiing, something we've been good at for quite some time.
5. My country is one of the richest countries in the world, and yes you have bigger debt than us.
6. Never in my life has anyone tried to show off their surperiority to me more than Americans have, but not all americans are like that either.
Thats my thoughts about your little rant.
- A Norwegian.
1. My country never controlled the world, we had a small viking empire back in the day, but during the 1800s we were pretty much treated like and object and offered as a gift to sweden without having anything to say about it ourselves.
2. Once again I think most people in the world knows that you're not the fattest country, but it's a stereotype that people like to joke about, deal with it.
3. You helped us rebuild our country after WW2 but that's about it, we've sent our troops to fight your wars, so yeah we've helped each other in ways.
4. I don't give a shit about the olympics really, I'll let you have that one, as ling as we're better at skiing, something we've been good at for quite some time.
5. My country is one of the richest countries in the world, and yes you have bigger debt than us.
6. Never in my life has anyone tried to show off their surperiority to me more than Americans have, but not all americans are like that either.
Thats my thoughts about your little rant.
- A Norwegian.
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N. Korean citizen (04/20/2012) [-]
1. Yeah Europe used to be the continent with all the super powers. And no I don't care
2. Maybe you faggots should take your own advice
3. Welcome to NATO faggot maybe you should read about it. Not our war dumbass
4. I guess I won't see you this summer
5. Our GDP is 15 trillion to your 413 billion . . . wwwwwwooooowwwww
6. GO to England and you don't have Canada as a neighbor
Hey Norway when you actually become significant maybe I'll give a shit about what you think
2. Maybe you faggots should take your own advice
3. Welcome to NATO faggot maybe you should read about it. Not our war dumbass
4. I guess I won't see you this summer
5. Our GDP is 15 trillion to your 413 billion . . . wwwwwwooooowwwww
6. GO to England and you don't have Canada as a neighbor
Hey Norway when you actually become significant maybe I'll give a shit about what you think
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carrotstew (04/20/2012) [-] 1. Ok, since you don't care I think commetning further on this is pretty damn useless.
2. I like the Norwegian stereotype and if people want to joke about it it's ok, I honestly couldn't give less fucks.
3. Yes it's NATO, but if you think that it's not you who started all those pointless wars then you have to be fucking blind, some NATO countries have backed out, no? We haven't.
4. You probably won't.
5. And about the GPD, compare look at per citizen... yeah.
6. I've been to England and the people I met we're really nice.
So yeah...
2. I like the Norwegian stereotype and if people want to joke about it it's ok, I honestly couldn't give less fucks.
3. Yes it's NATO, but if you think that it's not you who started all those pointless wars then you have to be fucking blind, some NATO countries have backed out, no? We haven't.
4. You probably won't.
5. And about the GPD, compare look at per citizen... yeah.
6. I've been to England and the people I met we're really nice.
So yeah...
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jimboismynameo ONLINE (04/20/2012) [-] lol to your rant and most of you're so called figures are so wrong its funny
Americans faces when china over takes them as the Leading superpower
its going to happen within the next 10 - 15 years bro and then what will you hve to brag about???
NOTHING
Americans faces when china over takes them as the Leading superpower
its going to happen within the next 10 - 15 years bro and then what will you hve to brag about???
NOTHING
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SuperSixONE (04/20/2012) [-] your backed by this blob of haters red thumbs... uh, i mean, the bronies.
