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#342 - mr skeltal (04/20/2012) [-]
A MESSAGE TO ALL EUROPEANS AND CANADIANS!
As an American let me be the first to tell every single one of you American haters to go **** yourselves and to kiss my star spangled ass! You call us arrogant, and we're not. YOU ***** are the arrogant ones and you like to put your fingers in your ear when the truth is told.
Well here it is, you can't deal with the fact that you're no longer the elite society of the world and that the world isn't under your control anymore, and now that little push over country America is the sole super power in the world and you've had to rely on that country for so much. Your damaged pride is shameful and your spite for America because you want to make yourselves better than us can be heard in every bitter ******* comment you make. To Canadians, deal with the ******* fact that you're not better than us. You're not. You have short man's syndrome where you keep desperately trying to make yourselves sound better than the superior country. Sit the **** down and stop embarrassing yourselves. You are not and never will be better than us. Stop bragging about burning D.C, we burned down your capital first faggots, and actually learn history and not the biased bull **** you like to spew on this site.
Furthermore no AMERICA IS NOT THE FATTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! And even if you want to go by those bull **** statistics the CDC even admitted they are only 30% accurate at best and that it is only done by height and weight ratio, so no your stats are not reliable. And who is the UK and Canada to talk? UK is #3 and Canada is #5 so grab a burger and a coke sand STFU already.
Only 40% of the US denies evolution. Canada is 42% and Britain is 50% so STFU about Creationist you cunts. Oh and the UK has a worse crime rate than the US
America is #1 in: Olympic gold, Nobel prizes, funding for science, foreign aid, GDP, PPP and our debt in comparison is not nearly as bad as the EU, UK or Canada so again suck on my Florida you faggots!
#434 to #342 - kelex (04/20/2012) [-]
I love how you talk about learning the history, when Americans are originally Europeans.

Meh, I'll just enjoy the *********
#466 to #434 - ghostwolfz (04/20/2012) [-]
haha. i'm going to enjoy this too.
#440 to #434 - mr skeltal (04/20/2012) [-]
That's like saying that England is made up of Germans and Scandinavians
You can say it all you want. But we're different now. We're our own culture so STFU
Stop being butthurt
Americans are made up all different ethnicities. Blacks, Asians, Persians, Arabs, Latinos and Hispanics
You're argument is invalid
#444 to #440 - kelex (04/20/2012) [-]
If I'm being butthurt, I would've used swearing words all over the place. Besides, notice that I said "originally", I mentioned it because "learn your history" was mentioned. I know America has a lot of ethnics without you telling me. I'm not trying to argue here, notice that I typed another sentence to show it. You're the one being butthurt here.

Arguments aside, *Your
#455 to #444 - mr skeltal (04/20/2012) [-]
> Not butthurt, yet crying like a little bitch
> Oh you called me butthurt wow you must be really talented in come backs eh kiddo?
> "I don't swear boo boo bee whoo" Grow a ******* pair you little bitch
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#463 to #455 - kelex (04/20/2012) [-]
Well, whatever you say babe
#405 to #342 - carrotstew (04/20/2012) [-]
Calm the 						****					 down, it's just a stereotype, as if you've never joked about that.   
   
1. My country never controlled the world, we had a small viking empire back in the day, but during the 1800s we were pretty much treated like and object and offered as a gift to sweden without having anything to say about it ourselves.   
2. Once again I think most people in the world knows that you're not the fattest country, but it's a stereotype that people like to joke about, deal with it.   
3. You helped us rebuild our country after WW2 but that's about it, we've sent our troops to fight your wars, so yeah we've helped each other in ways.   
4. I don't give a 						****					 about the olympics really, I'll let you have that one, as ling as we're better at skiing, something we've been good at for quite some time.   
5. My country is one of the richest countries in the world, and yes you have bigger debt than us.   
6. Never in my life has anyone tried to show off their surperiority to me more than Americans have, but not all americans are like that either.   
Thats my thoughts about your little rant.   
   
- A Norwegian.
Calm the **** down, it's just a stereotype, as if you've never joked about that.

1. My country never controlled the world, we had a small viking empire back in the day, but during the 1800s we were pretty much treated like and object and offered as a gift to sweden without having anything to say about it ourselves.
2. Once again I think most people in the world knows that you're not the fattest country, but it's a stereotype that people like to joke about, deal with it.
3. You helped us rebuild our country after WW2 but that's about it, we've sent our troops to fight your wars, so yeah we've helped each other in ways.
4. I don't give a **** about the olympics really, I'll let you have that one, as ling as we're better at skiing, something we've been good at for quite some time.
5. My country is one of the richest countries in the world, and yes you have bigger debt than us.
6. Never in my life has anyone tried to show off their surperiority to me more than Americans have, but not all americans are like that either.
Thats my thoughts about your little rant.

- A Norwegian.
#413 to #405 - mr skeltal (04/20/2012) [-]
1. Yeah Europe used to be the continent with all the super powers. And no I don't care
2. Maybe you faggots should take your own advice
3. Welcome to NATO faggot maybe you should read about it. Not our war dumbass
4. I guess I won't see you this summer
5. Our GDP is 15 trillion to your 413 billion . . . wwwwwwooooowwwww
6. GO to England and you don't have Canada as a neighbor

Hey Norway when you actually become significant maybe I'll give a **** about what you think
User avatar #427 to #413 - carrotstew (04/20/2012) [-]
1. Ok, since you don't care I think commetning further on this is pretty damn useless.
2. I like the Norwegian stereotype and if people want to joke about it it's ok, I honestly couldn't give less ***** .
3. Yes it's NATO, but if you think that it's not you who started all those pointless wars then you have to be ******* blind, some NATO countries have backed out, no? We haven't.
4. You probably won't.
5. And about the GPD, compare look at per citizen... yeah.
6. I've been to England and the people I met we're really nice.

So yeah...
#391 to #342 - nicpnine (04/20/2012) [-]
america is guy   
europe/canada is girl (if you can put it in text on the gif that would be awsome)
america is guy
europe/canada is girl (if you can put it in text on the gif that would be awsome)
#389 to #342 - jimboismynameo (04/20/2012) [-]
lol to your rant and most of you're so called figures are so wrong its funny

Americans faces when china over takes them as the Leading superpower

its going to happen within the next 10 - 15 years bro and then what will you hve to brag about???

NOTHING
#435 to #389 - mr skeltal (04/20/2012) [-]
Without the US China would be ****** ...we're the ones that buy all their ****
#401 to #389 - mr skeltal (04/20/2012) [-]
How bout we compare the countries GDP?
How about economist project that the debt is supposed to go down to 6 trillion by 2015? Yeah that's what I thought.
What will we have to brag about? The fact that we still own your asses in everything bitch
#396 to #389 - mr skeltal (04/20/2012) [-]
oh you know exactly what is going on in the future?
you must have invented the time machine
User avatar #404 to #396 - jimboismynameo (04/20/2012) [-]
oh i forgot to add......go read a newspaper

done
#407 to #404 - mr skeltal (04/20/2012) [-]
Take your own goddamn advice moron. Like I already said they say the economy is turning around. China isn't even moving up. Their GDP is nowhere near ours.
They ain't taking over ****
#398 to #396 - jimboismynameo (04/20/2012) [-]
wow you are so funny and original   
   
   
China is buying and selling and building and manufacturing like 						*******					 crazy for the last decade, they almost have as much millionaires and billionaires as the US
wow you are so funny and original


China is buying and selling and building and manufacturing like ******* crazy for the last decade, they almost have as much millionaires and billionaires as the US
#388 to #342 - solinvictus (04/20/2012) [-]
You, sir, are a Great American.
#365 to #342 - PFCMadness (04/20/2012) [-]
The badassery... it's almost biblical in its beauty.
#355 to #342 - SuperSixONE (04/20/2012) [-]
your backed by this blob of haters red thumbs... uh, i mean, the bronies.
User avatar #352 to #342 - WarPigs (04/20/2012) [-]
Expected troll. Got badassery beyond belief. You sir, know your **** and make an amazing point. I really wish that you could come to my school and join the debate team or something.
#350 to #342 - mr skeltal (04/20/2012) [-]
dayum thats medal wothy
#348 to #342 - mr skeltal (04/20/2012) [-]
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