So that's how he shot web. This is desc. Spiderpman Statue Removed From South Korean Playground Because It Has A Gigantic Boner After erecting a statue of Spide Spiderman pls stop dicking around
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Spiderpman Statue Removed From
South Korean Playground Because It
Has A Gigantic Boner
After erecting a statue of Spiderpman in a South Korean
shopping center, artist Gunluk Yoo met stiff resistance
from the people who run it. it seems they took a long,
hard look at the spectacular piece after suspicions were
aroused about its suitability. The statue has now been
yanked off, despite being impressively hung on that wall
for almost a year, Yoo may feel he got the shaft but one
hopes he understands the thrust of the mall' s decision.
It' s mainly because the statue has a giant tumescent
penis and people were starting to get weirded out.
This article is great authorities to put in as many dick jokes
that he possibly could.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#14 - badmonkey
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User avatar #83 to #14 - zyconx
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Would you happen to have the transparency of the guy
#112 to #83 - badmonkey
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Here you go, cropped it myself with slight feathering
User avatar #84 to #14 - beestrogue
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I hope this never dies.
#114 to #14 - novahot
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you just had to didn't you?   
 but no really that was brilliant
you just had to didn't you?
but no really that was brilliant
User avatar #68 to #14 - wontforget
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this is the best thing I've seen in a long time
#115 to #14 - buymemilk
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#117 to #115 - anon id: 8d790b2a
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does someone have the fixed version of this gif?
i remember a user corrected the animation and posted it
#43 to #14 - theodordronen
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Someone edits this guy into almost every picture and it ALWAYS catches me by surprise and makes me giggle my ass off. Well done
Someone edits this guy into almost every picture and it ALWAYS catches me by surprise and makes me giggle my ass off. Well done
#7 - sciencexplain
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I love how he just gives up the dick puns and practically just goes "**** it, spiderman statue just had an enormous cock" and was done with it.
I love how he just gives up the dick puns and practically just goes "**** it, spiderman statue just had an enormous cock" and was done with it.
#8 - lean
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#10 to #8 - willindor
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#12 to #10 - newold
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#38 - dwadefan
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#113 to #38 - larknok
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This is, and only ever will be a perfectly suitable place for that.
#57 to #38 - ironsoul
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#18 - icanexplain
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next is the orange rock from avengers!
#87 to #18 - reekballs
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Hehe yeah
#111 to #87 - anon id: c5682aed
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User avatar #20 to #18 - flippytrixfordiner
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no thanks
User avatar #44 to #18 - mrnaanbread
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The **** is that?
#99 to #44 - anon id: e4fbb368
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elephantiasis on a leg.
#45 to #44 - anon id: e7135830
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A few fungal colonies on the leg of a curvy person
#58 to #18 - friedgreenpomatoes
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that's ******* disgusting why would you post that
#73 to #18 - anon id: 6fc35280
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aaaaaand flagged for gore
User avatar #79 to #73 - blueboysixnine
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How is it gore?
#70 to #18 - nymikemet
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And I was still laughing from the post   
WAS
And I was still laughing from the post
WAS
#21 to #18 - darcabyss
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What. The. ****.
User avatar #30 to #21 - amuzen
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I like how the ring of up upturned flesh around the sword blade is almost perfectly rounded like the bottom of a condom instead of sharp like a tear in the flesh.
#98 to #18 - rihardololz
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seems he used too much teleport
seems he used too much teleport
User avatar #119 to #98 - garymotherfingoak
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Family Guy - Ostrich Laugh
#48 to #18 - newdevyx
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I don't think that's disgusting, but what the **** is that?
#85 to #48 - assassinmauler
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User avatar #118 to #85 - icanexplain
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why are people down voting me but that looks the same as the rock you posted
User avatar #29 to #18 - katothepotato
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Welcome to my Hide all list
#33 to #18 - junkk
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#26 to #18 - dissectedtesticle
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****** why
****** why
User avatar #108 to #26 - redorbit
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his username answers
#35 - dehfurk
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I know there's a lot of dick jokes but "impressively hung" just got to me
I know there's a lot of dick jokes but "impressively hung" just got to me
#55 - gregoriez
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#65 - duedum
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thank you tumblr i totally didnt get that haha tumblr is so le great
User avatar #71 to #65 - lolyup
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Chuckled at le, good job sir.
User avatar #78 to #65 - romneykun
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"haha tumblr is so le great"
Got me.
User avatar #17 - gomugomuno
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i found 7 dick jokes

erecting a statue
stiff resistance
long, hard look
yanked off
impressively hung
the shaft
the thrust

#22 to #17 - darcabyss
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You forget aroused.
User avatar #25 to #22 - gomugomuno
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though about putting aroused and penis in but though they are not specific to dick or not well hidden
#67 to #17 - apolloeighteen
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spectacular piece could potentially also be reference to his shaft
#82 to #17 - anon id: 25666790
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There were twice as many dick jokes in there, try coming back to this in 5 years after you garner the proper penile experience required to examine this piece of poetry
#86 to #17 - anon id: ab38d61e
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suspicions arousing
#96 to #17 - SirFail
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'Erecting'   
'stiff'   
;long hard'   
'Spectacular piece'   
'aroused'    
'yanked' (Like 'yanking your crank' = fapping)   
'Impressively hung'   
'shaft'   
'thrust'    
'Giant tumescent penis'    
 i count 10 9
'Erecting'
'stiff'
;long hard'
'Spectacular piece'
'aroused'
'yanked' (Like 'yanking your crank' = fapping)
'Impressively hung'
'shaft'
'thrust'
'Giant tumescent penis'
i count 10 9
User avatar #24 to #17 - xlelez
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you forgot (after 'long, hard look')

...suspicions 'were aroused'...

(before 'yanked off'). It's not quite one, but i'd consider it to be a dick joke.

i wonder if he could have put a 'foreskin' 'grower' 'shower' 'stiff' joke in there as well. heh, he tried though.
User avatar #40 to #24 - kaitora
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Can you read?
User avatar #46 to #40 - broswagonist
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Can you?
#61 - bitofatit
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