**thericosuave rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at True **
>be 27
>Pregame before high school reunion
>be super drunk and high
>see old crush
>hitting on her like swag monster
>likeaboss.jpg
>make out
>2nd base
>black out
>wake up in bed with girl
>Fuckyea.jpg
>realize crush is actually cousin with mother of 2
>throw up
>moves to alabama so its ok
>cousin calls saying she is pregnant
>mfw ^
>i hate these
>become sober reading this and seeing this isnt funny
>preparesanus.jpg
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU