Religion. . Opening the It' s a group of clam t" he'll. Some Atheists: RELIGION AND CHRISTIANITY IN PARTICULAR! Some Atheists: [Disbelieves internally] Some Christians: PRAISE THE LORD OR DIE! Some Christians: [Belie Religion Opening the It' s a group of clam t" he'll Some Atheists: RELIGION AND CHRISTIANITY IN PARTICULAR! [Disbelieves internally] Christians: PRAISE THE LORD OR DIE! [Belie
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#13 - doodogger
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Some Atheists: **** RELIGION AND CHRISTIANITY IN PARTICULAR!

Some Atheists: [Disbelieves internally]

Some Christians: PRAISE THE LORD OR DIE!

Some Christians: [Believes internally at least for the most part] Hey, want to accept Christ into your heart? No? that's okay.

That about sums it up
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User avatar #29 to #13 - snaresinger
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Some atheists: I don't want to be a dick, but your religion is leading to wars, denial of science, racism, and homophobia, so I feel morally obligated to try to persuade you that there is no god, only reason.

Just felt like clearing that up a bit.
User avatar #132 to #29 - doodogger
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What religions are leading to wars these days?
User avatar #52 to #13 - payseht
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Some Christians: my god says abortion and gay marriage is wrong so I'm not going to let you do it because that's what I believe
User avatar #122 to #52 - commontroll
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I just don't like abortion because I see it as murder. And I think it's stupid to have it in place and then complain about a lack of tax payers and such.
#123 to #122 - doodogger
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Me/you: Abortion is clearly murder. If you ****, it's your responsibility. This is a "right to live" issue.

Some (or most) other people: It's the mothers' bodies, they can do whatever they want. This is a civil rights issue.

I know I'll get **** for this, but I'm not afraid of my own opinion.

There will be a Post of mine with 150+ thumbs, and then under it, this post will have like -30+ thumbs.

Am I right?
User avatar #126 to #123 - commontroll
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Basically. I view murder as unjustly robbing somebody of their life. Which, abortion is that same thing, just before they can even experience anything.
User avatar #127 to #126 - commontroll
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Now, I understand there's plenty of situations where it's not their responsibility that they have a baby.

But the thing I hate is "Oh, it has autism. Abort." Then shouting "I didn't want it to have a life of suffering!"

Bitch please, autistic kids can be some of the happiest kids out there, same with any disorder. It's just the parents will have no life other than trying to raise such a child.
User avatar #133 to #127 - doodogger
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Rape/possibility of death of mother to me.
User avatar #134 to #133 - commontroll
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I think rape is understandable, but plenty of women do it just fine. But still understandable, and death of the mother I agree on.
User avatar #100 to #52 - beerterror
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Some people: my common sense says so, so I'm going to protest this.
Liberals: INTOLERANT REDNECK AMURICAN CHRISTFAGS NAZIS!!!!11!!111
#70 to #52 - bobbysilk
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Others like me believe those things are wrong but don't care if they're allowed. If God is real, He's the judge not me.
User avatar #71 to #70 - payseht
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That's why I said "some". Not every Christian is like that, as are not atheists fedora wearing neckbeards. Muslims and Jews are all the same, though.
#73 to #71 - bobbysilk
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agreed
#34 to #13 - stijnverheye
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as an Atheist i have no issue with religion until
-the force me
-the use it as an argument for disproving facts
-they talk about it all the time
-they insult (i m going to hell bla bla )
User avatar #76 to #34 - zzforrest
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As for the last one, about insults, I have talked to many christians ( I'm not christian, rather a Theist ), and I was interested to find out it isn't really insulting, at least most of the time. Think of it this way, in terms of a parent seeing their child playing in the street.
The tolerant thing to do would be to let the kid play in the streets if he wants to. But the loving thing to do would be to tell him to get out before he gets hit by a truck.
Now for christians.
The tolerant thing to do is to let the athiest/whatever do whatever the **** he wants. But the loving thing to do is to let him know that the **** he's doing is going to get him to hell.
Just wanted to say.
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thats kinda the reason i stopped believing. I started to question myself and thought too much. I then realized, you cant possibly go to hell for not believing in something that exists or dosnt.

Plus most of the time religious zealots use the "your going to hell" as a threat when people try and prove them wrong or refuse to follow their beliefs. Threats will not make me believe in a religion, infact probably hate it more and the people.

Its not that i dont believe anymore, i just simply dont care anymore because it dosnt effect me.
User avatar #78 to #76 - stijnverheye
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But the loving thing to do is to let him know that the **** he's doing is going to get him to hell. <= this is what i mean .
I dont believe in hell/ heaven and its the last thing i wanna hear .(opinion: its ridiculous to believe in a place in the clouds)
I am disturbed by the fact people actually put time in the "crap" , life is already short as it is =enjoy everything and forget "afterlife".
Each time the subject gets this i feel the urge to help , to point out its an illusion and thats were its is getting used as an argument against facts.
User avatar #79 to #78 - zzforrest
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You have no perspective, man. They are trying to get you to believe, not because they are assholes but because they don't want to see you die. At least ******* understand where they come from before you start claiming that they are using illusions to distract from the truth! I don't agree with them but I'm not an ignorant asshole to them, because I actually understand why they say that.
User avatar #81 to #79 - stijnverheye
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i have perspective enough , but only in a different direction .
I dont wanna believe and when i die i will accept my fate and look back on all the nice moments i had just like it should be(i dont wanna live forever anyway , life is hard as it is for 50+ years). Illusions or not , i only believe in things i actually see with my own eyes . In my life i have never seen some proof of it , this does not disprove the existence of god but it doesnt prove it neither . But i have met Christians that are nice but i would like it if they kept their believes to themself . For example: i met this guy in the gym hes politen and friendly , but then he talks about god and that i need to prey for solving my problems and then he says i am lost. I feel offended but i try to reason with facts but he does not listen or agree.
User avatar #83 to #81 - zzforrest
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I think I see the problem here. Maybe it was uncalled for for him to say that you were lost but you can't possibly think that he was in the wrong for talking about praying to you. To him, part of his daily life is praying and if he doesn't listen to your "facts" ( which is likely just an angry rant against christians ) you can't expect to gain any respect from any person with an IQ higher than 100. You are basically under the fallacy that christians just can't accept facts, which is a common delusion among the closed minded, but to him, your "facts" are merely opinion, whatever your "facts" may be.
User avatar #86 to #83 - stijnverheye
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You seem Pro-Christian so may i ask how you can believe in something without any proof ?
I know it can create a bond or sort of a family but i still can't comprehend why people jump into a bottomless pit like that . I see it more as an "illusision" to comprehend the fact that death is scary and inevitable . And please i am not close minded , i am open for anything and how annoying it get (and i am still polite to that guy , i adapted )
User avatar #92 to #86 - zzforrest
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I'd rather consider myself anti-ignorance. I will stand up against anybody who is ignorant, regardless of religious standing.
But what I'm about to say may sound rediculous, stupid, or even ignorant, but it will make everything make sense.
In a christians mind, they have proof. The bible, their own hearing of god, precognitive dreams/visions, they value these things as much as an evolutionist values a carbon dated fossil. Just like how a creationist views that fossil as total ********, and an evolutionist views Genisis as total ********, a christian views these thing as true whilst an atheist will only scoff at their "proof" and move on. That makes sense, right? Although you may not view it as proof, they have proof of what they believe. I mean, carbon dating is pretty irrational considering we lack knowledge of the long term effects of time on carbon based objects. Likewise, hearing the voice of god is irrational because we lack knowledge of the working of the human brain that would explain why said voice is heard.
User avatar #110 to #92 - snaresinger
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And I got thumbed down for sharing your view. Ah, Funnyjunk, you amaze me.
User avatar #93 to #92 - stijnverheye
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well at this point , only time will tell
User avatar #94 to #93 - zzforrest
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Good day to you sir, this conversation seems to have met a resolution. I hope my words carry with you as your words will likely carry with me.
*handshakes through screen*
#96 to #94 - stijnverheye
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we both leave wiser    
   
enjoy your evening
we both leave wiser

enjoy your evening
User avatar #20 to #13 - uzbekistan
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No, The people that say "**** religion" are anti-theists there's a difference. It gets annoying when people think atheists and anti-theists are the same.
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An anti-theist can be an athiest. A religious person can be a fundamentalist. **** off.
User avatar #109 to #108 - uzbekistan
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You do realize that I know that anti-theists are atheists too right? I am talking about anti-theist/atheist, I'm sorry that completely obvious statement couldn't pierce that thick skull of yours and Me **** off? You are the one that doesn't even have a account.
User avatar #77 to #20 - zzforrest
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Man **** anti-theists. They are the worst, in my opinion, since they are so blatantly ignorant you can't even make fun of it because they did it for you.
#43 to #13 - jankiel
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nope
Praise the Sun
#74 to #43 - tormain
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Praise it!
User avatar #3 - crazyolitis
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Isn't there supposed to be a 'opening the gate a little bit' part?
User avatar #4 to #3 - mishaestrin [OP]
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Do you have a link to an example? because I might rework that in there later
User avatar #23 to #4 - mcderper
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Comment #17
User avatar #6 to #4 - crazyolitis
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I'll go look for one now. What was the name of the original comic again? I forgot.
User avatar #8 to #6 - mishaestrin [OP]
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not sure
User avatar #9 to #8 - crazyolitis
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Maybe I was wrong. Look at comment #5.
User avatar #26 to #3 - dreadedsin
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Midget holymen
#12 to #3 - europe
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User avatar #5 to #3 - skumbaner
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if it doesnt fit with the joke then no
#7 to #5 - crazyolitis
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okay
okay
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but what if the holymen have cookies?
#17 - goodnewseveryone
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here's the original comic
#53 - ChristopherLloyd
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#44 - raidaltamimi
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User avatar #45 to #44 - tormain
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age of mythologies?
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User avatar #99 to #59 - andriod
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He's being sarcastic, You do know that right?

Guise?
User avatar #102 to #59 - evilpotato
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Its talking about slamming the doors in a door to door mormon's face, not trying to convince people not to follow a religion.
User avatar #61 to #59 - misticalz
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It was a joke.

Stop using the word edgy, you look like a tool.
User avatar #98 to #61 - infamoustrapper
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#67 to #62 - envinite
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many religious people here can take a joke

The problem is that most religion "joke" here is just simply bashing religion and its people.
Hell, even atheist here don't like it.
User avatar #63 to #62 - misticalz
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yes it is a fad.
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Wololo
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You've never even played
#106 - rustlingthejimmys
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#113 to #106 - tehubernation
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Comment Picture
#114 to #106 - wearethefunny
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#80 - diffusion
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User avatar #15 - fuzzyballs
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because there might be an assassin in the middle?