Penis meter. Ok, small penis jokes are very funny to me. I´m really sorry to all guys who´s small penis actually make them feel insecure.. Well, the problem is
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Penis meter

Ok, small penis jokes are very funny to me.

I´m really sorry to all guys who´s small penis actually make them feel insecure.

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Submitted: 11/14/2012
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#41 - amandatoddd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#53 - wardylocks (11/14/2012) [+] (34 replies)
Maybe I'm the only girl who doesnt care if you're 'big' or not,
I'd actually you rather not tare me in half, so 'small' is good with me c:
#170 - chewythewolftwo (11/15/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter if my dick is 2 inches or 12.
Because I'm not getting laid either way.
#106 - zaggystirdust (11/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I usually say "quantity over quantity" so people think I have multiple dicks
I usually say "quantity over quantity" so people think I have multiple dicks
#48 - mailboxhead (11/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The ****** with those alligator teeth, OP?
#10 - jubub (11/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Æ Ø Å!!
#77 - herpaherp (11/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
if having a big dick really mattered do you think lesbians would exists?
if having a big dick really mattered do you think lesbians would exists?
#35 - mussyo ONLINE (11/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I don't sleep with a woman just because she has a nice ass or massive tits, if she seems like the girl that just lays there and do **** all.

So by that logic I would say size matters to a point where you can use it, and then its how you use it.

Also awesome way to declare you are a slut :D
#126 - Majestical (11/15/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I don't care for dicks, I like an attractive personality and mind. Is there something wrong with me?
User avatar #164 to #126 - Kabutops (11/15/2012) [-]
my dick has an attractive personality and mind....it whispers things to me at night
#96 - Deavas (11/15/2012) [-]
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nuh-uh! my dick is 13 inches long!
#27 - yunablade (11/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Well as long as she does not have small tits or a flat ass
#85 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/15/2012) [+] (11 replies)
**anonymous rolls 1** my penis size in inches
User avatar #2 - thice (11/14/2012) [+] (9 replies)
What is considered well hung ?
#7 to #6 - thice (11/14/2012) [-]
Oh.. yeah.. - you know.. no big deal...
User avatar #217 - thepyras (11/15/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Alright, I have a theory. Back in ancient Greece it was in vogue to have a smaller or average sized penis, thus the way their statues are portrayed. That was considered to be perfection. Today, everyone wants to have larger penises, and women want men to have them. So here's my theory, since women typically have a lesser sex drive than men, I don't think they care about penis size at all on their own. I think men convince women from an adolescent age that they should care about penis size in an attempt to make them more sexually active. The girls then tell their friends and the cycle continues. I'm sure the same thing happened in Greece but with the image of smaller penises in mind.
#65 - kuracha (11/14/2012) [-]
Small penis jokes are hard to cum by these days
#198 - thisotherdude (11/15/2012) [-]
I may only have a 5 inch dick, but I have an 8 inch knife.
User avatar #59 - dustyshane (11/14/2012) [-]
It seems like the problem is regular guys try to compare their dick size to those in porn, which most girls that are actually worth having sex with will not want a dick that size.

Go look at a normal vagina, look how big it actually is and can take. All of you are fine.
User avatar #97 - jalthelas ONLINE (11/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**jalthelas rolls 10** My dick size in centimeters
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#44 - notarealakount (11/14/2012) [-]
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