Oh 4chan.

#172 to #19 - helterskelters (08/07/2012) [-]

He turns them into the faceless mannequins at malls. Remember if it has a head it's dead, if it empty it's just waiting for a trophy to be mounted. (some bullshit I told my girlfriend so I wouldn't have to go shopping)

#100 to #19 - N. Korean citizen (08/07/2012) [-]

it went something like he stabs their bodies onto tree branches and lets them slowly bleed to death.

#138 to #100 - MattVoltage (08/07/2012) [-]

Slenderman impales victims on very tall trees and then removes their organs one by one ,and then places them back into the correct position in their bodies, only all of the organs have been sealed in plastic bags.

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#139 - errdayimfjing (08/07/2012) [+] (59 replies)

this still doesn't explain slenderman's brother, trenderman

#159 to #139 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

if he was a mailman, he'd be senderman.

#163 to #159 - errdayimfjing (08/07/2012) [-]

true but does it blend?
- blenderman

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#165 to #163 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

if he let you borrow something, he'd be lenderman.

#170 to #165 - errdayimfjing (08/07/2012) [-]

if he went out flashing everybody, he'd be offenderman

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#171 to #170 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

if he was gay, he'd be benderman.

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#175 to #171 - errdayimfjing (08/07/2012) [-]

if he didn't go around abducting people in the dark, he'd be pretenderman

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#177 to #175 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

if he was french, he'd be surrenderman

#180 to #177 - errdayimfjing (08/07/2012) [-]

good one! if he splurged all the time, he'd be spenderman

#182 to #180 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

you're good at this.

if he worked a kiosk, he'd be vendorman.

#186 to #182 - errdayimfjing (08/07/2012) [-]

haha thanks but I'm running out

if he was a bit nicer, he would be frienderman

#187 to #186 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

yeah, I'm asking my friends for some, I have the advantage.

if he was in a contest, he'd be contenderman.

#193 to #187 - soulterminatorm (08/07/2012) [-]

If he were a soldier he would be defenderman

#190 to #187 - soulterminatorm (08/07/2012) [-]

If he was a doctor, he would be menderman

#197 to #190 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

if he had retractable arms, he'd be extenderman

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#201 to #197 - soulterminatorm (08/07/2012) [-]

If he cooked steaks he would be tenderman

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#210 to #201 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

if he was a principal, he'd be suspenderman

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#206 to #201 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

if he had a color named after him, it'd be emberman

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#203 to #201 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

you're really making me work.

if he was in a choir, he'd be tenorman

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#212 to #203 - soulterminatorm (08/07/2012) [-]

If he worked on 3d models he would be Renderman

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#214 to #212 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

if he ripped people apart, he'd be dismemberman

#217 to #214 - CatholicPriest (08/07/2012) [-]

if he were hanging something he would be penderman

#208 to #203 - soulterminatorm (08/07/2012) [-]

That's stretching it a bit

#213 to #208 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

yeah, I'm not proud of that one

#219 to #213 - soulterminatorm (08/07/2012) [-]

This isn't great but if he studied the difference between male and femal he would be Genderman

#216 to #213 - soulterminatorm (08/07/2012) [-]

But I don't blame you. I'm almost out.

#218 to #216 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

I have a few more.

if he motioned people into buildings, he'd be enterman.

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#221 to #218 - CatholicPriest (08/07/2012) [-]

If he had magnificent features he would be splendorman

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#220 to #218 - soulterminatorm (08/07/2012) [-]

If he live in the middle of the city he would be centerman???

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#225 to #218 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

if he was a shedding cat, he'd be danderman?

#223 to #216 - CatholicPriest (08/07/2012) [-]

If he was rich he would be big spenderman

#209 to #203 - errdayimfjing (08/07/2012) [-]

haha I'm a tenor in chorus :D

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#199 to #190 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

if he told rumours about you, he'd be slanderman

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#195 to #190 - errdayimfjing (08/07/2012) [-]

alright this is my last one for tonight

if he was a conjunction, he would be an andorman

#202 to #195 - CowabungaDude (08/07/2012) [-]

If he were in many car accidents, he would be fenderman.

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#194 to #187 - soulterminatorm (08/07/2012) [-]

If he were a trannie he would be transgenderman

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#198 to #194 - CatholicPriest (08/07/2012) [-]

If he worked on a car assembly line he would be fenderman

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#200 to #198 - soulterminatorm (08/07/2012) [-]

Nice

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#204 to #200 - CatholicPriest (08/07/2012) [-]

If he was a softy he would be tenderman

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#196 to #187 - soulterminatorm (08/07/2012) [-]

If he broke laws he would be offenderman

#278 to #186 - frienderman (09/27/2012) [-]

*turns a bit nicer*

#279 to #278 - errdayimfjing (09/27/2012) [-]

Haha wow nice! Thanks frienderman :D (tho this thread is quite old)

#280 to #279 - frienderman (09/27/2012) [-]

I know, I just decided to search my own name randomly.

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#183 to #181 - Just Another Guy (08/07/2012) [-]

Sorry that was awful, it's nearly 6am and i didn't think it over xD Loved the french one though haha :D

#191 to #183 - errdayimfjing (08/07/2012) [-]

that's alright I thought it was good

#233 to #159 - THEmountianshadow (08/07/2012) [-]

if he controlls the wind, he ould be winderman

#237 to #233 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

if he stopped people, he'd be hinderman.

#236 to #233 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

if he was a sweetener, he'd be splendaman

#243 to #236 - THEmountianshadow (08/07/2012) [-]

If he was a bartender, he would be bartenderman

#239 to #236 - THEmountianshadow (08/07/2012) [-]

If he sold condoms, he would be trojenderman

#232 to #159 - THEmountianshadow (08/07/2012) [-]

If he waits on stuff, he would be penderman

#240 to #159 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

if he made fires, he'd be tinderman

#238 to #159 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

if he was black, he'd be called nigger.

#244 to #159 - withoutskill (08/07/2012) [-]

18 jokes later, and I'm out of rhymes.

fuck it, I'm done

#274 to #244 - errdayimfjing (08/08/2012) [-]

just a few more cuz I can

If he got lost all the time, he'd be meanderman

#275 to #274 - errdayimfjing (08/08/2012) [-]

and if he tried to correct everything, he'd be amenderman

#276 to #275 - withoutskill (08/08/2012) [-]

Aww, I should've thought of that.

that was pretty good

#277 to #276 - errdayimfjing (08/08/2012) [-]

thanks :) and now I'm out haha I can't believe how large this thread got

#144 to #139 - mrhendrix (08/07/2012) [-]

That's David Bowie's alternate identity. I mean, the "Tall White Duke"?

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#93 - BrainNibbler (08/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Micheal Jackson died three years ago? Where does my life go?

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#102 to #93 - DrBobsPatient (08/07/2012) [-]

wow... no kidding... i thought it was last year or something..

#117 to #93 - infiniteduress (08/07/2012) [-]

well...

have you happened to meet slendy, because if you have i might know where it went

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#62 - lifeisnocabaret (08/07/2012) [+] (8 replies)

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#167 - xxxslayerxxx (08/07/2012) [-]

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#10 - sketchysketchist (08/06/2012) [+] (9 replies)

Really? I thought slendy existed longer.

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#11 to #10 - zinnerfy (08/06/2012) [-]

It did, it just caught a random amount of popularity randomly. Just like "rustled my Jimmies"

#12 to #11 - sketchysketchist (08/06/2012) [-]

That's my internet.

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#88 to #11 - sahakid (08/07/2012) [-]

and dolan
I HATE DOLAN1

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#101 to #88 - N. Korean citizen (08/07/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #90530 at Anime & Manga ** sahakid plz

#13 to #10 - malistaticy (08/06/2012) [-]

yeah, but it just got really popular in 2009. like dolan, until fj had to ruin that too.

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#23 to #13 - anonchief (08/07/2012) [-]

Slenderman originated in 2009.

#63 to #23 - N. Korean citizen (08/07/2012) [-]

No he didn't.

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#174 - waffies ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]

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#149 - theguyweallhate ONLINE (08/07/2012) [+] (9 replies)

>Slenderman meme originates in 2009
>Slenderman meme originates
>Slenderman meme in 2009
>Meme 2009
MFW

#155 to #149 - N. Korean citizen (08/07/2012) [-]

Oh 4chan, you done fucked up.

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#161 to #149 - N. Korean citizen (08/07/2012) [-]

>Atempting
>To
>Green
>Text
>Not 4 chan
>Fuck off.

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#166 to #161 - mrhendrix (08/07/2012) [-]

no

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#176 to #166 - wintersolice (08/07/2012) [-]

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#227 to #161 - TheFixer (08/07/2012) [-]

ha the anon thinks he is people
silly anon

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#188 - soulterminatorm (08/07/2012) [-]

Pssh. You can't prove anything

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#105 - caesarflickerman (08/07/2012) [-]

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#111 - letmetellyouastory (08/07/2012) [-]

MFW

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#128 - stlassassinfhc ONLINE (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Am I the only one more sad about Billy Mays dead than Mj?

#131 to #128 - mrhendrix (08/07/2012) [-]

I agree.

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#184 - brothergrimm (08/07/2012) [-]

mfw when slenderman reference

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#124 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (08/07/2012) [-]

**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #202 at Low battery. **

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#83 - wesleyhathaway (08/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)

**wesleyhathaway rolled a random image posted in comment #101874 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **It felt good when Micheal Jackson raped m-OH WHAT NOTHING

#98 to #83 - mrgoodbunny (08/07/2012) [-]

I watch MLP and i have no fucking 1) idea who that is, or 2) desire to fuck it.

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#104 to #98 - radionuclide (08/07/2012) [-]

It looks like an OC to me.

#87 to #83 - mydogizmexican (08/07/2012) [-]

that.. that was so relavant of a roll

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#86 to #83 - asftrooper ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]

yes

#85 to #83 - PremiumRoast (08/07/2012) [-]

NO!

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#247 - niconicodouga (08/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)

#251 to #247 - saxophan (08/07/2012) [-]

MFW

#123 - mrswagly (08/07/2012) [-]

That means Slenderman is a nigger... ALL IS LOST!

#71 - deadboyisalive **User deleted account** (08/07/2012) [-]

The more we know about him, the more of a chance he'll get us... Now we know his origin.

#18 - DaColonel (08/06/2012) [-]

Genius