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My puttanesca sauce really is good. Post your best puttanesca sauce recipes in the comments.. I Anne was hing a couple on what appears to be a terrible first co
My puttanesca sauce really is good. Post your best puttanesca sauce recipes in the comments.. I Anne was hing a couple on what appears to be a terrible first co
My puttanesca sauce really is good. Post your best puttanesca sauce recipes in the comments.. I Anne was hing a couple on what appears to be a terrible first co
My puttanesca sauce really is good. Post your best puttanesca sauce recipes in the comments.. I Anne was hing a couple on what appears to be a terrible first co

Post your best puttanesca sauce recipes in the comments.

I Anne
was hing a couple on what appears to be a terrible first coffee
date at the table next to me- Dude is every precious self-
involved writer.
4: 12 PM - 3 Jul 2015 . Toronto, Ontario, Canada
q, 154 A 267
I Anne
Tm writing a screenplay. It' s guy who never really
feels like he tits in. Like he' s just different"
4: 13 PM - 3 Jul 2015 . Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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I Anne
i @anne_ theripist
People tell mel look like James Franca"
4: 15 PM - s Jul ems . Toronto, Ontario, Canada
in 97
I Anne
She keeps politely asking him questions Not once has he asked
her about herself.
Wait he just asked if she' d ever dated a writer wtf
4: 17 PM - s Jul ems . Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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User avatar #50 to #45 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Nice post
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#92 to #45 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
>"This coffee is so body-less it looks like orange juice"
A masterpiece.
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User avatar #4 - nicktrue ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I remember when the puttanesca sauce was a brief meme and people posted it all over. It's back, but probably won't come back. RIP Puttanesca Sauce
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User avatar #39 to #4 - kanduhuskedetder (01/07/2016) [-]
How did that meme look?
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#73 to #39 - Awesomsauce (01/07/2016) [-]
That meme was really good. My friend, who is a professional memer, says it was even better than his memes.
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#98 to #73 - nephtus (01/07/2016) [-]
>professional memer

Teach me your ways, master. Show me the way, for I long to be a worthy may-mer some day.
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#117 to #98 - royaldingo (01/07/2016) [-]
The path of the mememaster is a rocky one, my son.
So i memed this for you as encouragement.
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#106 to #73 - crosskill (01/07/2016) [-]
I read on Kotaku that it's even better than Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion with.
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User avatar #97 to #73 - kanduhuskedetder (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh, that one!

Couldn't have explained it better myself.

My friend, who is a professional explainer, says it was better than he could've done it as well. Nice job.
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#114 to #73 - kiershar (01/07/2016) [-]
> professional memer my sides
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#57 to #39 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Saucy
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User avatar #101 to #4 - syfygeek ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
P U T T A N E S C A
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User avatar #61 to #4 - oranyonereally (01/07/2016) [-]
that meme was even better than my friends meme, and he's a mod on funnyjunk
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User avatar #64 to #61 - komandantmirkoo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
no he's not.

fj mods don't have friends. that's why they're mods.
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#20 - earljhickey (01/07/2016) [-]
All this talk about puttanesca sauce had started to bring back old memories, and soon enough I remembered #99 on my list: "Thumbed down a genuinely good post".

A few months back, "Puttanesca Sauce" had been the hottest meme to hit front page. It was subtle enough that you could miss it just by casually scrolling through, but funny enough that noticing the joke was almost always an instant thumb-up.

That night in particular, I was browsing the newest uploads and had had more than a few drinks in me. In my inebriated state I accidentally hit the thumb down button on a puttanesca sauce post that was actually pretty funny.

But between the alcohol and sheer laziness, I couldn't be bothered to go back and thumb up.

If I was gonna make up for this one, I'd have to do the only logical thing: thumb up this post.
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User avatar #63 to #20 - praemium (01/07/2016) [-]
Good job, keep going. I was a huge fan of MNIE. Good concept, good execution and funny, brought me back to my youth in the early 2000s where I was a low-life gamer.
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User avatar #44 to #20 - leonhardt (01/07/2016) [-]
I read it in his voice
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User avatar #42 to #20 - electronicbacon (01/07/2016) [-]
God ******* dammit man.
Why'd you have to remind me about that show?
It didn't even end. It stopped with a cliffhanger. One of the best damn shows I've ever seen just ended without a finale.
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#79 to #42 - wdforty (01/07/2016) [-]
hey

have this

you're free now
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User avatar #116 to #42 - bigmanfifty (01/07/2016) [-]
Fun Fact: That show was almost certainly a scientologist propoganda vehicle. The writers, producers and lead actors were all scientologists. Plus, karma is a key tenant of Scientology.
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#7 - chaoticlaw (01/07/2016) [-]
>Ontario, Canada

Worst part is that they're pricks like this everywhere here. Mostly on Queen Street, but still.

Why can't hipsters just fall of the face of the earth.
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User avatar #48 to #7 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
I know that feel chaoticlaw... wait I don't , have fun in your hipster-town bitch
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User avatar #30 to #7 - haroldsaxon (01/07/2016) [-]
Gravety
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#10 to #7 - anarchtree ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
if you're talking about toronto I know exactly what you mean
I walked into a starbucks (I just wanted some ******* jones soda)
saw 8 guys with the same undercut into curls hair cut, and scarfs all typing on laptops, one was using a ipad
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#66 to #10 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh man that stuff is delicious.

Green Apple all day.
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User avatar #21 to #10 - oxymoronking (01/07/2016) [-]
oh yeah, thanks canada for the jones stuff
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#19 - gedoushinken (01/07/2016) [-]
At least he had a date.
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#9 - ucantstopdafunk (01/07/2016) [-]
1/4 cup olive oil
1 cup finely chopped onion
6 cloves minced garlic
2 (28-ounce) cans Roma plum tomatoes, broken into pieces, with juice
1 cup tightly packed, pitted, and halved Kalamata olives
2 tablespoons tomato paste
2 tablespoons drained capers
2 tablespoons minced anchovy fillets (about 8 fillets)
1/2 teaspoon dried crushed basil
1/2 teaspoon dried crushed red pepper flakes
Salt
1 pound penne pasta, cooked to al dente

You asked. Sauce for the Sauce www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/puttanesca-sauce-recipe.html
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User avatar #69 to #9 - dangler ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Ombrellone pronte a fuoco
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#115 to #9 - eskaywalker (01/07/2016) [-]
**eskaywalker used "*roll picture*"**
**eskaywalker rolled image** Heh it's funny because penne sounds like "pene" in spanish which means penis.
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#32 to #9 - madhatclemens (01/07/2016) [-]
Isn't the point of puttanesca sauce that you keep it super simple, with very few ingredients?

I'm extremely experienced in this subject I'll have you know. I watched & read "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" a few times. Count Olaf's the worst person in the world **** him
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User avatar #43 to #32 - chickenbones (01/07/2016) [-]
It's okay, I understood the joke.
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User avatar #25 to #9 - advice (01/07/2016) [-]
forgot a dash of self-indulgence
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User avatar #46 to #25 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Baby I'll indulge dat ass all night
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User avatar #34 to #25 - ucantstopdafunk (01/07/2016) [-]
and a pinch of love.
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User avatar #29 to #25 - melwach ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Please listen to this advice of advice.
I once did not add enough self-indulgence and I have never been invited to any cooking event again.
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User avatar #15 to #9 - wobblewub ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
the one time asking for sauce makes sense
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#74 - Fungu (01/07/2016) [-]
I am a writer, and the only inner demons I struggle with is whether to be productive or Bloodborne...
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User avatar #76 to #74 - Awesomenessniss (01/07/2016) [-]
You can be more introspective if you have eyes on the inside
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#77 to #76 - Fungu (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
Fear the old sauce
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User avatar #80 to #77 - kingofthedragonmen (01/07/2016) [-]
How about writing a story set in the Bloodborne universe.
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User avatar #82 to #80 - Fungu (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm actually am working on a story that is heavily influenced by the Souls+ Bloodborne series. Sadly I am a paranoid **** and dont want to share too much.
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User avatar #83 to #82 - kingofthedragonmen (01/07/2016) [-]
Striking a deal with Fromsoft could be awesome.
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User avatar #86 to #83 - Fungu (01/07/2016) [-]
True. And if everything goes perfectly I can get the thing finished by end of summer.
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#118 to #86 - kingofthedragonmen (01/07/2016) [-]
I can make some artwork if you need me.
I used to have a Deviantart account but i closed it after i found out people were stealing my work.

A example of a cover concept art for a TOOL album i made 2 years ago.
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User avatar #94 - indigenouslotion ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
She go on a date with Brian Griffin or something? I mean, holy **** .
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#96 to #94 - brothergrimm (01/07/2016) [-]
Damn, why didn't i think of that?
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User avatar #78 - lipidregent (01/07/2016) [-]
The only thing i've struggled with when trying to write is looking back on something I wrote, think it sucks, and erase everything.

And that's why I prefer drawing.
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User avatar #81 to #78 - alekksandar (01/07/2016) [-]
It's the same with drawing
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User avatar #87 to #81 - lipidregent (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, but at the very least I have a good grasp of how to make lines look like a thing. I just don't have as good of a feel for words as I do for sketching.
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#16 - lordraine (01/07/2016) [-]
Women don't want to date self-absorbed manchild writers.

Men don't want to date bitchy, passive-aggressive sluts who ******** on social media about everything that happens around them at all times instead of just being an adult.

It's the circle of life~
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User avatar #49 - sinonyx ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
what even is puttanesca sauce?

according to wikipedia
Spaghetti alla puttanesca "spaghetti in the style of a prostitute"


...so it's filled with seman
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#71 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Published writer here. Anon because I prefer 4chan; more loli porn there.
I sat at a college town Panera for up to 9 hours on end spending about half time writing and Bane-posting about 45 hours a week because my apartment sucked and managing at a grocery store doesn't earn you a whole lot of puss, and let me tell you that this is mild.
People who talk about writing are consistently wanks who haven't finished short story #1. When people ask what I like to do I say 'reading', just to not get the inevitable questions that make me give answers ultimately designed to dodge words and phrases I associate with these melodramatic megalomaniacs. Panera, the McDonalds of coffee--they do God's work, but the point stands--is the absolute best place to find them. The following are totally real things I heard during my time there (if memory serves), and while I probably cleaned up the grammar subconsciously, totally not made up for notes. Keep in mind, these are cherry-picked from hours of procrastination eavesdropping, without context they obviously sound more idiotic:
--'I don't know how to illiterate how awesome the explosion is.'
(To a noticeably detached friend obviously lured there to listen to his treatment after a long dissertation of things he saw in Avengers) --'...so its basically like Harry Potter got thrown into Call of Duty and the guns are wands to them.'
Guns are Harry Potter wands in real life, boyo. Her conception of mystic force, shall we say, "meets the immediacy of a child's mind half-way".
--'The rape of her gay friend really underlines how hard it is to even be a man in the face of rape culture.'
Hard to believe, but remember this is a college town and that no one simply goes on the internet to tell lies.
--'I was reading my biology book and it just came to me.'
--'Religion in this universe simply did not come about. No one wished to deceive themselves simply because others expected them to.'
-- (Introducing a chapter) 'There's a lot of black people mucking about.'
--'I'm playing this one close to the chest because I really think the idea is unique in its own way.'
--'No one speaks in this chapter. Nobody needs to.'
--(Describing the style of dialog. Something I feel requires minimal insert of style, but hey, my book doesn't sell well) 'Have you ever played Final Fantasy? Well in 8...'
--'No one rides the bus in this city; they just run empty all over town.'
Spurt my ******* soba noodles and looked like an ass.
--'Really, my cat helped me write this part.'
--'Everyone stops listening to you when you say you get inspiration from TV. I think its a level of closed-mindedness that stifles creativity of creators.'
--'I'm not surprised you feel this way, my mom didn't like it either.'
--'God, I feel, told me to write it in such a way to bring those around me closer to him. I feel very blessed to be given the assignment.'
I live in Southern Illinois. Every woman over 50 speaks like this. You best believe there's a bunch of uncool kids who hung out with their grandparents and adopted their speech in a very Stockholmy kind of way.

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#91 to #71 - masanori (01/07/2016) [-]
So what's your book?
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#119 to #91 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
The novelization of The Force Awakens. It was a nightmare. I had to write it in a room with no less than 7 cuckolds at any given time, muttering **** like "its nice to have a black lead in Star Wars" and JJ literally, LITERALLY breathing down my neck about where the "necessary cultural subversion" and "blue filter" was in the text. Never working for Jews again, I'll tell you that.
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#8 - froggernaught (01/07/2016) [-]
Wow. This is so good that I think I just found the plot to my next screen play.
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User avatar #38 - subaqueousreach (01/07/2016) [-]
>Sits in coffee shop, alone, listening in on someone else's bad date
>"I hope it's a sad story about his life"

Irony ladies and gentlemen...
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User avatar #40 to #38 - kiaserzerg (01/07/2016) [-]
or maybe its a lunch break, or it could be very well be a " **** this, i want to watch people"

hell, i do it, i'll just sit own somewhere and eat something and just watch strangers live their life.
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User avatar #47 to #40 - subaqueousreach (01/07/2016) [-]
Except she's sitting there silently judging and broadcasting to the world how pathetic he is, while she's sitting there alone and eavesdropping on other people.

"Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones"
-Some dude a long time ago

People watching is fine, she's being a creeper.
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User avatar #51 to #47 - kiaserzerg (01/07/2016) [-]
if some guy went full ******* autist like that, i would to, because if your head is that far up your ass on a date, the world needs to be warned of you, unless he is doing it for a bet, than thats funny.
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User avatar #54 to #51 - subaqueousreach (01/07/2016) [-]
Warn the world? She never mentioned his name or his looks, just that she thinks he's a loser.

I'm not saying he's not a loser, I'm simply saying she's just as pathetic for having nothing better to do than sit and judge other people.
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User avatar #56 to #54 - kiaserzerg (01/07/2016) [-]
how is having free time to just do nothing but watch people pathetic? He by definition is pathetic, the other? wierd maybe, but definitly not pathetic.
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User avatar #59 to #56 - subaqueousreach (01/07/2016) [-]
But she's not watching, she's eavesdropping. Two totally different things.

People watching is just watching people go by and wondering what their lives are like or making up stupid stories in your head about interactions you see. You don't intently listen in on what they're talking about and blog about it.

So yes, her having the free time to do nothing but listen in on other people's conversations and make fun of them is pretty pathetic.
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#99 - anotherhaloguy ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I honestly didn't know people actually existed like this except for in films...
He seems like hes the type of guy to invite himself over for a meal and complain when its served
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#105 to #99 - ryix (01/07/2016) [-]
Pro tip, she probably made the whole thing up whoring for followers
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#18 - wisedragon (01/07/2016) [-]
Lemony Snicket Pasta Puttanesca scene

1:35 mfw puttanesca
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User avatar #24 to #18 - wdparsell (01/07/2016) [-]
I loved the books. I feel like movie could have been so much more if they tried to do an actual series with it instead of a one off. 2-3 books per movie, maybe 5 movies?

You can create YouTube links with specific starting points btw.
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#27 to #24 - wisedragon (01/07/2016) [-]
Well get cautiously hyped, because Netflix picked it up a while back and are making it into TV series. I can't remember if they said they were going to make it stop-motion or live action, but I'm excited. Also, they did plan to make the whole series with 3 books per movie riding on Harry Potter's multi-movie coat-tails , but paramount pussyfooted around with the project and the actors eventually got to old. MFW I will never see a true sequel to one of my favorite childhood films.

I did not know that. I shall apply in the future.
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User avatar #84 to #27 - zoidz ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Wasn't that confirmed to be fake and a fan made video?
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#100 to #84 - wisedragon (01/07/2016) [-]
Some fans made a a fake trailer, but the show is on netflix's production schedule. Check near the bottom of the page.

pr.netflix.com/WebClient/loginPageSalesNetWorksAction.do?contentGroupId=10571

But seriously, don't scare me like that. Almost mfw finding out ASOUE was tossed aside, again.
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User avatar #14 - blueboysixnine (01/07/2016) [-]
Not asking any questions back is a real mood killer in a date. All you can do is think they're not even slightly interested in you and wonder why they're here at all - in the content's case the guy was only interested in himself
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User avatar #52 to #14 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Well I'm interested in you sweetie ;)
Do you like cooking?
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User avatar #55 to #52 - blueboysixnine (01/07/2016) [-]
Nope. Cant be ****** with that **** . Can barely muster up the initiative to eat in general, too much animu to watch
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#60 to #55 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Don't worry I'll spoon-feed you
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#112 - bakagaijin (01/07/2016) [-]
**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image**Sounds like he pulled out a macbook
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User avatar #107 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Makes me anxious for my coffee date...

Note to self, putanesca sauce is lame, wow her with your scrumptious three cheese manicotti...
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