My disguise. open , sit back and relax, I prefer dark chocolate. and someone said metal gear ost is good... Farmer sth) thinks" rm aii: aw;_ _ a was the Everyda
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My disguise. open , sit back and relax, I prefer dark chocolate. and someone said metal gear ost is good... Farmer sth) thinks" rm aii: aw;_ _ a was the Everyda

open You need to login to view this link , sit back and relax, I prefer dark chocolate. and someone said metal gear ost is good..

Farmer sth) thinks" rm aii: aw;_ _ a was the Everyday...
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#12 - thehornedking (03/28/2013) [-]
And now for a joke:




Three bulls are standing around overlooking a field full of cows when they overhear the farmer tell one of the cowhands to get the trailer ready to pick up a new bull.

The old bull snorts and says, "I'm a tellin' ya what, there ain't but fifty cows here that are mine and if'n that new bull thinks he's a gettin' any of my cows, well, he's got another think comin'."

The second bull says, "There ain't but 30 cows here that are mine and that new bull sure ain't get any of my cows."

The young bull says, "There ain't but 10 cows here that even know me, but I sure ain't lettin' that new bull have any of 'em."

A few hours later a tractor trailer arrives and the bulls listen as the air brakes let out a whoosh, then the trailer doors open and and the gate lowers what has to be the biggest, meanest, orneriest looking brahma bull they've ever seen. Great big hump on his back, huge horns, froth dripping from his jowls as he stamps and paws at the ground.

The old bull says, "Ya know, I've been thinkin, it's mighty selfish of me to keep all them cows for myself, I might just part with a few of 'em to be neighborly."

The second bull says, "Ya know, I'm thinkin the same thing, no need for me to keep all thirty of them cows to myself, gets to be a mite tiresome."

The young bull lets out a huge snort and starts stamping and pawin' at the ground, raisin' a huge ruckus.

The old bull says, "Woo boy, what's a matter with you? Don't you know that new bull will kill you?"

The young bull says, "I'm just makin' sure that he knows that I'm a bull..."
#1 - wawaskittletits (03/27/2013) [-]
That sounds to me like a good way to get jacked off for free.
#39 to #1 - John Cena (03/28/2013) [-]
ㅑㅅㄴ 밎묜 ㄺㄷㄷ
#40 to #1 - John Cena (03/28/2013) [-]
Why does this turn me on

Alot
User avatar #44 to #1 - FatBenIsPedoBear (03/28/2013) [-]
How does this have so many thumbs. I'm fairly certain that that's the joke in the first place...
#8 to #1 - John Cena (03/28/2013) [-]
That's the joke...
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#4 to #1 - mattdoggy ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
your seed would forever taint the local milk supply   
i'd be game
your seed would forever taint the local milk supply
i'd be game
#38 - fugglybastard (03/28/2013) [-]
Day 34, person dressed in cow costume is still getting "milked" everyday......

And I'm liking it.......
#13 - jjanddrew (03/28/2013) [-]
reminded me of these *******
#27 to #13 - chezburger (03/28/2013) [-]
You ever sit there in that sheep pen in Lumbridge and just keep trying to shear them over and over as if it would actually work?   
I did   
A lot...
You ever sit there in that sheep pen in Lumbridge and just keep trying to shear them over and over as if it would actually work?
I did
A lot...
#32 to #13 - azzaip (03/28/2013) [-]
rs074lyf
User avatar #17 to #13 - azusa (03/28/2013) [-]
I ******* LOVE RUNESCAPE
User avatar #36 to #17 - ICEDgrunge (03/28/2013) [-]
We share the same affinity brother/sister/mangbearpigthing
#15 to #13 - icametocomment ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
I KNOW THAT LITTLE ******

I KNOW THAT LITTLE ******

Oh my god that gives me nostalgia.

(Also, I need the picture of that guy pointing at his computer and looking utterly freaked out.)
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#26 to #21 - joshofsouls (03/28/2013) [-]
Hand... jibber...?



Hand... jibber...?
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#16 - baconfeveritis (03/28/2013) [-]
Oh I like as well.. Yes....
Oh I like as well.. Yes....
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#28 - elatedmonkey (03/28/2013) [-]
<-- MFW my milk is salty.
User avatar #5 - colegaleener ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
i hope you get buttraped by the bull
#9 - itsfreecola (03/28/2013) [-]
Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever floats your boat.
#24 - houseofbrick (03/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #33 - Thenewguygunther (03/28/2013) [-]
i just assumed the weird cow would be the one standing away from the group and spent a lot of time looking to see what was weird about her




then i looked at the group and i felt retarded it all made sense
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User avatar #7 - Anemophobia (03/28/2013) [-]
Farmer:" This is some creamy milk!"
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