The last one is called "Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz" by John Stump. It's a joke, but you should seriously find it and read some of the things it says. There's "balance your chair on two legs" and "add bicycle".

One of my favorite things it says is "Like a dirigible"

Here's a different one. Let's see if it enlarges well, or if it comes out like a big blurred mess.