'Murica. yeah.. I'm seriously starting to think that every single american is fat, it's almost like you're actually trying really hard to make us believe so what the are you pl lick my Butt and suck on mi Balls
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#27 - kneehumper
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I'm seriously starting to think that every single american is fat, it's almost like you're actually trying really hard to make us believe so




what the **** are you planning
#28 to #27 - blackgecko
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americas obesity rates have been lower then europes for years :/ this stereotype is really frustrating
#30 to #28 - itsbendingtime
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Nope, America has the highest obesity rate in the world, sorry.
www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity
User avatar #41 to #30 - capslockrage
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Yes, but it's only slightly higher.
User avatar #125 to #41 - sideffect
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We Win in teenage pregnancy too!
www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_tee_pre-health-teenage-pregnancy
But only by a little.
User avatar #31 to #28 - defeats
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By country America is still the highest.
#53 to #28 - anon id: b7e7e7be
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Yeah well tough titties. Im tired of the way girls are being seen as stupid mean bimbos on this site and in some cases, in general. But Im not being a little bitch about it. Badum tss.
User avatar #50 to #28 - mrthezho
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Who told you that?
#39 to #28 - anon id: fa551d45
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********
#32 to #28 - anon id: affac4c6
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Yeah sure.
http:/ /www . nationmaster. com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity
#195 to #27 - iloveuallsrsly
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Remember this picture get frontpage earlier?
#33 to #27 - anon id: 88b93129
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I cant shop at walmart here. everything is extra large and im the only skinny **** who shops here
User avatar #49 to #27 - defender
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If you do believe that then you are incredible stupid
User avatar #52 to #49 - kneehumper
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*Incredibly, I only accept insults with proper grammar.
#206 to #27 - zurk
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User avatar #290 to #27 - colcrockett
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It's not Americans making theses jokes for the most part.
User avatar #226 to #27 - coustify
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We are trying to gain so much weight that we throw the earth out of orbit, freezing everyone. If we can't have the oil, no-one can.
#51 to #27 - jojord
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Okay hear me out, America is gaining total weight by importing and eating all and everything. Their ultimate goal is to let America sink deeper in to the ocean and thus making the global water levels rise. Countries like the Netherlands will be submerged in water even if it rises a few meters. It's a global complot against the litteral "lower countries"
#80 to #27 - merkdox
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they´re trying to sink the continent
they´re trying to sink the continent
User avatar #34 to #27 - cutter
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we used her for our flag needed more room to be awesome.
User avatar #40 to #27 - capslockrage
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The percentage of fat people in America is only slightly higher than that of Europe.
Just saiyan.
#86 to #40 - anon id: 9e4eb291
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True, but you're not accounting how fat they are. Americans get waaay fatter.
User avatar #90 to #86 - capslockrage
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Nope.
#202 to #90 - anon id: 952e00f4
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They really do. To weigh up for it, you have a lot of really skinny people too.
User avatar #116 to #90 - awesomenessdefined
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People in Europe are Mildly Obese
You guys are super Obese
You can't just take the amount of obese people.
Your average BMI is 27.11, The UK's is 24.78.
#254 to #116 - trojanmannn
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just because the average BMi is larger doesn't mean our fat people are fatter. we both have really obese people and mildly obese people.
just because the average BMi is larger doesn't mean our fat people are fatter. we both have really obese people and mildly obese people.
User avatar #297 to #254 - awesomenessdefined
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You don't get the point of it.
YOU have more really obese people than mildly obese people than the UK.
User avatar #301 to #297 - trojanmannn
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show me a figure, fact, or graph
#310 to #301 - anon id: 0f352338
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he already did, the average BMI.. my god the dumbness in this thread it hurt's. bigger BMI = more body fat per human. this means more fat, or fatter people. you got this? thx.
User avatar #311 to #310 - trojanmannn
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I agreed, there are more fat people in america. That doesn't mean our fatter people are fatter
User avatar #334 to #311 - awesomenessdefined
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Sorry, when I said your fat people are fatter, I assumed that the EU and the US had almost the same rate of obesity, like capslock rage said.
I looked it up and your rate is 35.7% and the EU is 15.5%.
So no, you just have more fat people.
#272 to #116 - TastyBurger
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>Implying BMI accurately measures how fat someone is

Good lord, look at how morbidly obese this fat tub of lard is. Disgusting.
User avatar #296 to #272 - awesomenessdefined
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>Implying a few thousand people can change the average BMI
#337 to #296 - TastyBurger
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You're right. A few thousand people DON'T change the statistics in a mass congregation of a ****** two part math problem that doesn't actually put people in correct weight categories/body types and doesn't account for the HUNDREDS of variables that would alter the results. Must be why all doctors throughout the entire European Union totally agree with the current BMI scale/formula.

I'm glad you've shown me my error. My original point is completely nullified now.
User avatar #339 to #337 - awesomenessdefined
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>****** two part math problem

Never met a statistician in your life have you?

User avatar #341 to #339 - TastyBurger
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Yeah, a ****** two part math problem. It basically ends up as kg/m^2. It doesn't account for anything other than weight and height, which on their own, don't do much for determining obesity. Too bad a statistician would account for variables because their job isn't just adding **** up and putting it on a graph, but also analyzing it for phenomena and outliers and using that data to make assumptions base on numbers. A real statistician knows statistics mean virtually nothing in practice.
User avatar #342 to #341 - awesomenessdefined
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Except for the part where it takes age. And the margin of error for body type is so tiny, it wouldn't make any virtual difference And I don't think you have ever met a statistician. Their job is to take into account all known variables.
But no, if you don't want to accept that more than a third of the adults in the US are overweight, then fine. Live in your fantasy world.

User avatar #344 to #342 - TastyBurger
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I never said that a third of American were not overweight. I'm just saying you're completely stupid in thinking that BMI does anything more than simple math. And what kind of variables does (weight in kg) * (height in meters)^2 have besides height and weight. I live in England and there are just as many fat people over here as there were when I lived in America. Get off your European high horse. You're just about equal to Americans now. Calling them fat is, by extension, calling yourselves fat. So that makes you fat, AND an asshole. I'd rather be a fatass than a slightly skinnier fatass douchebag who claims superiority because he's that extra percent or so skinnier.

So here's some statistics for ya, since you love 'em so much. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 23^5. What's the average in this set of numbers? 585127 seems to be about average number in this set of numbers.

Statistics do not work well in practice. Only in theory. Any statistician or mathematician would tell you that.
User avatar #348 to #344 - awesomenessdefined
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Calling them fat makes me fat. Also, I'm not European, but I refuse to see fatasses like you actually defend yourselves.

Also, since you've obviously never taken a statistics course, that actually is the average, and there is no way around it.
Go actually look up literally anyone involved in mathematics, and they will tell you the same, retard.
User avatar #345 to #116 - capslockrage
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That's a very small difference, thanks for proving me right.
User avatar #346 to #345 - awesomenessdefined
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3 isn't a small difference.
Your obesity rate is 35.7%
Europe is 15.5%

Fatass.
User avatar #347 to #346 - capslockrage
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What? Stop making **** up, 3 BMI is a small difference, those numbers aren't even true, fatass.
User avatar #349 to #347 - awesomenessdefined
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You want the sources, fine
http://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html Obesity in the US
www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/features/obesity-still-eating-away-at-health-of-the-nation-1-3028445 Obesity of UK vs Europe,


Fatass.
User avatar #350 to #349 - capslockrage
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The unwanted news came thanks to figures compiled by the Association of Public Health Observatories which compared the health of 27 countries across Europe. When it came to obesity, the UK fared particularly badly, emerging as the fattest nation of them all.
User avatar #353 to #350 - awesomenessdefined
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Yeah, and it's still like 10% lower than the US
#35 to #27 - applescryatnight
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the fat ones are decoys
i mean, how many times have you seen a real american?
america sends fat stupid people all over the world to advertise that we are fat and stupid
they leak shopped photos on the internet and have actors in fat suits on television
i mean, "president" Bush never even existed.
and in the future, when China or Russia, or any other country comes to conquer us,
we will reveal the glorious american master race
User avatar #45 to #35 - ponyfcker
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DUDE WHAT THE ****?!?!?! WHY ARE YOU GIVING OUT OUR SECRET PLANS?!?!?
#73 to #35 - toxicjoe
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Well thanks a lot asshole, now they know everything!
User avatar #72 to #35 - ovary
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shhh...
#252 to #35 - Cipher
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everything this man said is a lie, dont believe him!
everything this man said is a lie, dont believe him!
#253 to #35 - doctoryou
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And here you will see an absolute crazy man!...Don't tell them dude
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#119 - inglipstruefollowr
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It's all good. Because we're America we pretty much have all those other women too. Melting pot of sexy.
It's all good. Because we're America we pretty much have all those other women too. Melting pot of sexy.
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User avatar #158 to #126 - noodlelover
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so you just contradicted yourself....while trying to insult someone......
#362 to #158 - kevintoday
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holy **** no that's not what i meant at all... **** i need to go to sleep at a decent time or else i start posting dumb **** like this. apologies where they are due... but why so much red?
User avatar #363 to #362 - noodlelover
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happens to the best of us mate thumbed you up for honesty
User avatar #238 to #119 - theeballsack
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It's all good in the hood
#166 - gmarrox
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Our flag is still flying highest in the photo, and that's what counts.
Our flag is still flying highest in the photo, and that's what counts.
#170 - ClicheUsername
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Ah...a fat american joke again...almost as funny as "thats a sexual reference" but not quite annoying as "asians can read minds".
User avatar #171 to #170 - gmarrox
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Your username practically makes that comment work.
#16 - mattmanhemi
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im only american when the post is positive, ill be Italian for this post
#3 - thamuz
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Thats a disgrace to the flag right there...
Thats a disgrace to the flag right there...
#15 to #3 - melllvinnn
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source on the .gif pls.
source on the .gif pls.
#121 to #15 - zombiebacon
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#295 - xxvampirepriestxx
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Then there's the bitch from Hell..
#317 to #295 - anon id: 0f352338
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'muroco
User avatar #326 to #295 - acaivy
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I feel like i'm the only Moroccan on this site
#169 - dipshitz
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'merica
#1 - flutterkrieg
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Only gif that was related.
Only gif that was related.
#243 - gatodelfuego
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I dig the "americans are fat" stereotype. It's a stereotype. It can be funny, it can be misused, it can be not funny.

now

What I don't like is when countries go around thinking that america is the only fat country on the planet, when the reality is pretty much the opposite. A lot of european countries are almost as fat as america, with the pacific islands being WAY more obese than north america at all.

It's like a chinese guy saying koreans drive badly.

Don't throw insults at others if you live in a house of glass insults.
User avatar #245 to #243 - funnymonky
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Actually it's statistically true, so it's not a stereotype. It's just fact.
User avatar #246 to #245 - gatodelfuego
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I meant that the stereotype was specific to america, it's what it's associated with. It is a fact. It's just a fact that lots of countries share.
#247 to #245 - anon id: dc2769c7
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Actually go **** yourself
#249 to #243 - anon id: 6e13f874
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it is a fact that america has more obesity than any other country,
User avatar #250 to #249 - gatodelfuego
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1. you are anon and I can disregard this

2. you are actually trying to prove a point and per capita many more countries are more obese.
#368 to #250 - anon id: c3e701ff
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lol
User avatar #270 to #249 - ivoryhammer
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No it's not, it's your opinion.
User avatar #260 to #243 - lyiat
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Actually, if you take the obesity per capita, America leads the charts at thirty percent. Mexico is next at 24%, then the UK at 23%. While I do not disagree that these jokes are getting old, and that other countries do also have significant weight problems across the board, the fact does remain that we are indeed the fattest.
User avatar #263 to #260 - gatodelfuego
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The chart I looked at had 7 pacific islands with extreme obesity ratings, some over 90 percent.

Though none of these are pictured in this picture, I know that the UK's rating in particular is just a couple points below the united states. The others are probably something like 10%
User avatar #269 to #263 - lyiat
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You are aware that most of those islands are not independent nations and are commonwealths of other countries, including America?

www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity

I am American, and I'm slightly overweight. I'm not saying we're stupid or anything, I'm just saying that it is a statistical fact that, as a nation, we have the highest rates of obesity.
#266 to #243 - areialview
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Quite true, I can look around the cities around me and the one I live in. I will find atleast 1 at best fat person, no obese people