Mommies...daddies.... .. Mom looks like jesus funny Mom dad comic
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User avatar #4 - icameheretotroll (05/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Mom looks like jesus
User avatar #1 - trollmobile ONLINE (05/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
best way to get kids to stop crying: "can you move it?" *moves it* "aight, it's not broken, you'll be fine."
seriously, unless they're in real ******* pain, they'll stop crying almost at once.
User avatar #19 - maledicere (05/01/2013) [+] (14 replies)
> Be 7 years old
> Playground where all the cool kids hang usually < 14 y.o
> Try to integrate , beta-kid , they took pitty on the little troglodyte .
> Come lil' anon, try this
> Lil anon sees a rubber band tied to a branch , man up i can do this
> Moments later , feel like Rahan : ******** : go sides to sides feel my hands are slipping , upper body is failing.
> Fall and crack over my head , cool kids start screaming , they get my father
> Dad, is that you? *feel a large smack* over the face
> Still bleeding like hell
> Dad takes me home , mother smacks me even harder
User avatar #20 to #19 - somedumbcomics (05/01/2013) [-]
>be 38
>write funny comic about difference between mothers and fathers
>people seem to like! success!
>read comment relating alleged child abuse
User avatar #35 - holywarstpd (05/01/2013) [-]
My dad always said, "oh you're fine, dont be a ****** fairy."
#28 - anonexplains (05/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My dad always says to me "I fought in ******* VIETNAM! Are your problems bigger now?"

User avatar #29 to #28 - somedumbcomics (05/01/2013) [-]
But you're a North Korean citizen....I smell a communist conspiracy!
#48 - ogloko (05/01/2013) [-]
"if your necks not broken, get up!" is a papa ogloko classic
User avatar #46 - nockae (05/01/2013) [-]
My cousin is so ******* over protective of her kids, and such a neat freak that now her kids cry every time they fall because; 1: "Oh no I fell, it hurts, falling is wrong" 1: The ******* KIDS whine about grass stains.
#44 - flamingbricks (05/01/2013) [-]
I wish my daddy was alive...
User avatar #26 - RisenLichen ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I ended up getting a scar on my eyebrow that would cause no hair to grow there while under the supervision of my father. Didn't even go to the hospital, despite the blow being so close to my eye. To this day I'm numb to pretty much all pain
User avatar #18 - subaqueousreach ONLINE (05/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I wouldn't know about the mommies part, mine left when I was 10, and even before then she was never really around.
User avatar #27 to #18 - NolanNasty (05/01/2013) [-]
#14 - marsy (05/01/2013) [-]
Best thing I was ever told as a kid when I hurt myself was to "toughen up, cupcake!".
User avatar #8 - lesrin (05/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
be a young kid, constantly hurt myself like an idiot first time my mom freaks and says we should take me to the hospital, was at my grandmas house, grandma looks at me... yells "STOP BEING A PUSSy" (i was like 7) rubs salt in my wound and tells me to walk it off, im 18 now and to this day no matter the wound, my solution rub salt in it and walk that **** off, worked out ok 10/10 would do again
User avatar #3 - whovianofawesome (05/01/2013) [-]
Then there was my grandmother
Me: I'm bleeding!
Grandma: *looks up from computer* Go rinse it. There's bandaids in the bathroom. *goes back to freecell*
User avatar #2 - urethradestroyer (05/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My dad taught me that all injuries can be healed with electrical tape and paper towels. Some ******* DIY medic **** right there.
User avatar #16 - stultum (05/01/2013) [-]
My mother always liked to try new kinds of bandages on me if the wound was big enough.

(She's a nurse, I am just glad that she specializes in treating injuries and not in pills or injections or something)
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