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#57 - N. Korean citizen (02/11/2013) [-]
Fuck America.Those bastards should be put down like the animals they are. Every single one of them will die when the UN and NATO finally pull their heads out of their asses and stop being Americas bitches. Their military is shit, and their people are too retarded to use guns on anything other than themselves, we will decimate them.
User avatar #111 to #57 - asshatfartface (02/11/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
#118 to #111 - neznanc (02/11/2013) [-]
You are trained in gorilla warfare?
#124 to #118 - N. Korean citizen (02/11/2013) [-]
That's the joke. Its a 2+ year old copy paste that some guy wrote.. but he was trained in Gorilla warfare
(would use my FJ account but i dont have one)
#128 to #124 - neznanc (02/11/2013) [-]
Yes, I saw it few times but never actually noticed the "gorilla" warfare :)
#129 to #122 - neznanc (02/11/2013) [-]
The picture is like: "You have rustled my jimmies for the last time!"
User avatar #107 to #57 - counteractive (02/11/2013) [-]
1. The UN and NATO are consistantly unable to enforce their own policies.
2. Americas military is the UN/NATO's miliraty.
3. All other countries who have military ties to the UN/NATO are strong US allies.
4. Genocide is not typically tolerated by the UN/NATO
#100 to #57 - kakkakrabbypatty (02/11/2013) [-]
Wow! Look how valid this comment is!
User avatar #95 to #57 - superpats (02/11/2013) [-]
America's military is shit? on what grounds? America's military has been kicking ass since before there was America!
#88 to #57 - spartanonefivesix (02/11/2013) [-]
log in and say that like a man
User avatar #79 to #57 - ihatecarltonbanks (02/11/2013) [-]
anonymous pussy... when did this happen?
User avatar #109 to #79 - namdelliks (02/11/2013) [-]
When anon's became pussies.
#62 to #57 - Laddie (02/11/2013) [-]
Seems legit.
User avatar #61 to #57 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** (02/11/2013) [-]
yes because NATO would betray America when the main purpose of NATO is for the member nations to protect eachother from attack
#66 to #61 - ilikepatatas (02/11/2013) [-]
that actually makes sense
User avatar #60 to #57 - adamlanza (02/11/2013) [-]
How's 8th grade, dude? Don't you have some homework to do?
#113 to #60 - Xyhpon (02/11/2013) [-]
That other guy's got a point, you're being pretty generous on your judging of anon's intelligence (or at least schooling).
User avatar #65 to #60 - konradkurze (02/11/2013) [-]
8th grade? you think he made it that far?
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