Me at the Doctor's Office
What the doctor said:
Steven, you have an abnormal EKG reading. We' determined you
have an incomplete right bundle branch block. It mean that there' s a
delay in messages going from your brain to the right side of your
heart. It doesn' t seem to affect your heart at all and as long you don' t
develop any other symptoms you should be fine.
What I heard:
Steven, you have a heart defect. While this really shouldn' t effect you
we wanted to let you know so you can be about it the
rest of your life.