Me at the Doctor's Office. . What the doctor said: Steven, you have an abnormal EKG reading. We' determined you have an incomplete right bundle branch block. It Me at the Doctor's Office What doctor said: Steven you have an abnormal EKG reading We' determined incomplete right bundle branch block It
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What the doctor said:
Steven, you have an abnormal EKG reading. We' determined you
have an incomplete right bundle branch block. It mean that there' s a
delay in messages going from your brain to the right side of your
heart. It doesn' t seem to affect your heart at all and as long you don' t
develop any other symptoms you should be fine.
What I heard:
Steven, you have a heart defect. While this really shouldn' t effect you
we wanted to let you know so you can be about it the
rest of your life.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#39 - walmartysghost **User deleted account**
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you could be the most powerful country singer of all time, not just anyone can be broken-hearted about being broken hearted
#42 to #39 - anon id: 4cabaadc
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^ gold ^
User avatar #45 - shaddz
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What you should have heard:
Steven, you are now playing Katawa Shoujo irl
#26 - ladyluna
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I see people with bundle branch blocks all the time at work (complete ones, too). Most of them continue to live perfectly normal lives. Worry not, friend!    
   
Also, just to nitpick- your bundle branches receive signals from the SA node down, not from your brain... the heart's cells are autorhythmic.   
   
(Don't hate me pls)
I see people with bundle branch blocks all the time at work (complete ones, too). Most of them continue to live perfectly normal lives. Worry not, friend!

Also, just to nitpick- your bundle branches receive signals from the SA node down, not from your brain... the heart's cells are autorhythmic.

(Don't hate me pls)
#38 to #26 - swiftcoyote [OP]
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...I don't hate you.
User avatar #44 to #26 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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Nurse, or actually in cardiology? (Echo tech with EKG training here)
User avatar #46 to #44 - ladyluna
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EKG tech, stress technologist, and exercise physiologist at your service!
User avatar #71 to #46 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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Nice to meet a fellow funnyjunker in Cardiology XD
#54 - mooghens
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What a Psychiatrist once told me
"You are definitely ****** up in the head Moogs, but since it's not Schizophrenia, i can't help you"
True story
#61 to #54 - emcemc
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#56 to #54 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account**
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#53 - srslyjakecease
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I have a miter valve prolapse.  welcome to the "Club of Minor Heart Conditions that wont Kill You. Well, at Least not by Themselves. "  or the C.M.H.C.K.Y.W.L.T.  for short.    
We meat once a year at the old folks home next to the KFC.  You know the one.
I have a miter valve prolapse. welcome to the "Club of Minor Heart Conditions that wont Kill You. Well, at Least not by Themselves. " or the C.M.H.C.K.Y.W.L.T. for short.
We meat once a year at the old folks home next to the KFC. You know the one.
User avatar #60 - sirbrentcoe
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listen to what the doctor says, and don't be a pussy. keep active, stay in shape, and don't stress your heart out too much. you have a heart condition, but it's not like you have congenital heart failure or high blood pressure.
User avatar #64 to #60 - mookiez
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If he has the same thing I have then high blood pressure comes with it. Being fit has nothing to do with it, I'm very healthy I work construction every day, heavy lifting etc. I still get heart palpitations every month. I'm going to be going into the army soon, and I know I will still get my palpitations in there. It's a strange feeling when it happens.
#68 to #64 - sirbrentcoe
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they're gonna let you in the army with a heart issue? they wouldn't let me in because i was born bow-legged. i also have flat feet, though. I really wanted to join up back when i turned 18. good for you going into the army tho man. he didn't mention high bp, so i assumed he didn't have it.
they're gonna let you in the army with a heart issue? they wouldn't let me in because i was born bow-legged. i also have flat feet, though. I really wanted to join up back when i turned 18. good for you going into the army tho man. he didn't mention high bp, so i assumed he didn't have it.
User avatar #69 to #68 - mookiez
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The high bp comes when I start having the palpitations, The highest it has been is 210 over 180. But the heart problem is not life threatening, so I guess that is why. I never really understand why they don't let people in with flat feet. But I do not plan to be a infantry man, I plan to be a electrical engineer while I'm in there. I would be in there right now, but they won't take my G.E.D with almost perfect scores, So I have to get 15 hours college credits, That being said I am in my class right now. The semester is almost over, like 2 weeks left then I get my credits.
User avatar #66 to #64 - mookiez
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Every day, not every month,
#49 - holychipmonk
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It signals from the right atrium to the right ventricle that would be blocked not from the bloody brain!
Sorry... medical errors annoy me.
User avatar #52 to #49 - piesgood
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Was literally just about to say this. The heart is completely involuntary, there is a little node in the right atrium called the sinoatrial node that is pretty much your hearts pacemaker and starts the electrical signals by itself. The only effect your central nervous system really has is to speed it up and slow it down. As you said, it would probably be something in the bundle of his between the atrium and the ventricle, and have absolutely nothing to do with the brain. Thank you, good sir!
#29 - lucasburns
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when i went to the docters office:

doctor: im sorry but you have arrhythmia. its an abnormally fast heart beat. chances are your going to die when your around 50 and thats only if you dont have to run for the rest of your life, because if you do, youll have a heart attack. oh, and if you do live longer than 50, your probably going to get alzhiemers which runs allong with this disease.

what i heard: im sorry but you have arrhythmia. its an abnormally fast heart beat. chances are your going to die when your around 50 and thats only if you dont have to run for the rest of your life, because if you do, youll have a heart attack. oh, and if you do live longer than 50, your probably going to get alzhiemers which runs allong with this disease.

you think you have it tough? im 16 and i know my life is 1/3 over already.
#30 to #29 - lucasburns
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and yes, this is actually real, its actualy the same condition Hisaio has from katawa shoujo.
#28 - slenderwolf
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The Doctor became a real downer after what happened to Rory and Amy.
User avatar #43 to #28 - jellybaby
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Did you need to remind me about that
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