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Marine Teacher. Former Marine shows 'em what for.. A tanner Sergeant in the Misses Corps was s new his es a high school teecher. Just teeters the school yew sta

Former Marine shows 'em what for.

A tanner Sergeant in the Misses Corps was s new his es a
high school teecher.
Just teeters the school yew started. he injured his back.
He wee required to weer e Hester cest fecund the upper part
at his body. Fortunately, the cut tit under his shirt and
wasnt noticeable.
On the test day ct mess. he mend himself assigned to the
students in the sweet. The punks,
heling already hem! the new masher wee a former Marine,
were leery of and he knew they would be testing his
in the classroom.
Wanting we the ready , the new teacher
opened the window with end set down st his desk. when a
strung breeze mettle his lie Hep. he picked up e stepper and
stapled the he to his chest.
Deed silence.....
The rest of the year went very .
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#9 - maousama
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A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher   
   
The rest of the year went smoothly   
   
Yep thanks for the highlights on the important parts
A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher

The rest of the year went smoothly

Yep thanks for the highlights on the important parts
User avatar #159 to #9 - hydraetis
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One of the first GIFs I've seen where the person's mouth and the subtitle actually matches up.
#245 to #159 - ironsoul
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#11 to #9 - kaslin
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SourceFed FTW.
SourceFed FTW.
#36 to #11 - maousama
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Sourcefederation FTW
Sourcefederation FTW
#79 to #36 - kailybailybo
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....Can Sourcefed become a normal thing on FunnyJunk now?   
   
...PlzPlzPlz   
   
 I'm trying so hard not to do a dump.
....Can Sourcefed become a normal thing on FunnyJunk now?

...PlzPlzPlz

I'm trying so hard not to do a dump.
User avatar #102 to #79 - retardedboss
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Joe is best sourcefed.
#110 to #102 - kailybailybo
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I keep going back and forth between Elliot and Joe <3
I keep going back and forth between Elliot and Joe <3
User avatar #111 to #110 - retardedboss
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But dat beard.
#254 to #111 - kaslin
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What have I done?
What have I done?
#118 to #79 - maousama
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Lets just dump i don't have much but W/E W/E
Lets just dump i don't have much but W/E W/E
#120 to #118 - maousama
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#121 to #120 - maousama
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#122 to #121 - maousama
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Hard to read srry
Hard to read srry
#123 to #122 - maousama
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Long load time on this
Long load time on this
#132 to #123 - kailybailybo
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#138 to #123 - kailybailybo
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Alot of my Gifs seem laggy
Alot of my Gifs seem laggy
#129 to #123 - kailybailybo
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haha I'm keeping this one.    
   
Dump commencing.
haha I'm keeping this one.

Dump commencing.
#124 to #123 - maousama
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#125 to #124 - maousama
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My favorite combo gif
My favorite combo gif
#126 to #125 - maousama
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^+this
^+this
#133 to #123 - kailybailybo
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#130 to #123 - kailybailybo
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#139 to #123 - kailybailybo
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Last one for now.
Last one for now.
#135 to #123 - kailybailybo
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User avatar #141 to #135 - kailybailybo
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Ooooh Noooo
#1 - oxYKellark
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User avatar #20 to #1 - Kairyuka
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I thumbed you up because that mental image made me laugh. All serious marine staples his tie to the desk. Wat.
#17 to #1 - fitemeirlbro
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User avatar #24 to #17 - ritzcraka
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This gif will fill my dark needs very well... I thank you.
#18 to #17 - strangemoo
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God Damn that is a funny gif.
God Damn that is a funny gif.
User avatar #2 to #1 - soupkittenagain
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His tie to his chest....
#3 to #2 - oxYKellark
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What the.....
#10 to #3 - Killerwale
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it shows, but you're forgiven
User avatar #15 to #10 - theanarchist
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all those red thumbs say a lot of people haven't forgiven him.
#16 to #15 - Killerwale
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ya, but at least he knows an old fag forgives him at least.
ya, but at least he knows an old fag forgives him at least.
#21 to #16 - Xplode
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I wish I made my account earlier :&lt; I want oldfag, darkblue name, but I madem y account 2 years after being on fj /cryevertiem
I wish I made my account earlier :< I want oldfag, darkblue name, but I madem y account 2 years after being on fj /cryevertiem
User avatar #44 to #21 - thenez
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dude I have been here since yellow, and look at my account now.

my name could have been so blue you wouldn't be able to read it.
#103 to #44 - shruiecken
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I've been here since yellow, but didn't make account till start of green.
#105 to #103 - thenez
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Remember this? I can't find the original.
User avatar #85 to #44 - Xplode
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Daaaiiummn dude, you are omega old fag. I've only been here since the last 1-2 years of green
User avatar #41 to #21 - Lilstow
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i have a similar problem.
#23 - anon id: 4be24f63
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THREE
*******
DAYS
AGO
Do you have no shame in reposting let alone in such small time frames?
User avatar #61 to #23 - cockwobbler
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Is this bitch serious
User avatar #29 to #23 - harrisonfordor
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Not every one has the time to go on Funnyjunk all day everyday... Just saying.
User avatar #117 to #23 - unoriginalaccount
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I didn't go to funnyjunk three days ago.
User avatar #227 to #23 - anonefgthree
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I don't know what's wrong with me, but pretty much every day I go through everything on the front page, and usually on to the second page, and I never see these being 'reposted every other day' like you claim
#67 to #23 - FrozenFire
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#158 to #23 - oreck
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#25 to #23 - shadecrenshaw
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Three days is better than 'yesterday'

Besides, Just cuz you've seen it, doesn't mean everyone has.

It has this many thumbs for a reason ya know
User avatar #187 to #25 - rockamekishiko
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In that case, i'll repost this same **** 2 days from now for all the people who have not seen it by then
User avatar #218 to #187 - shadecrenshaw
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Go ahead, you might even get a frontpage post that way.

Or you might get 'REPOST" spammed into oblivion, who knows.

Throw the dice and see what ya get.
User avatar #34 to #25 - Dwarf
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Let's be honest. If you had seen it three days ago, you'd complain too.
User avatar #43 to #34 - shadecrenshaw
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Nope.

I've evolved past the need to complain about reposts...because I've come to understand something.

Reposts....are funnyjunks blood.
Good OC is its white blood cells.
User avatar #55 to #43 - alexanderburns
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And Funnyjunk is a haemophiliac.
#13 - rmoran
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Is the random picture of some guy in a USMC uniform supposed to add credibility to the story? Well that's Sgt. Maj. Bryan Battaglia, and he's never been a teacher, sorry.

[small]www.flickr.com/photos/seac_jcs/8200493082/in/set-72157632047578845
www.linkedin.com/pub/bryan-battaglia/13/719/6ab[small]

Pic related, it's another totally true and verifiable story (don't you see the picture of the classroom?).
#153 to #13 - killerliquid
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#14 to #13 - rmoran
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#70 - johrny
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This is the worst marking of words ever
#69 - anon id: 41804c8a
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except marines are stupid as **** and cant work as teachers
User avatar #249 to #69 - strikingeight
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Says the anonymous
#87 to #69 - zombiesnipertwo
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#72 to #69 - beerwench
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You are an ignorant **** anon.
User avatar #99 to #69 - madlh
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So, thats why you need a higher ASVAB score to get into the marines?
#75 to #69 - gizmotechie
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#76 to #69 - bellbottomshark
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Joker seemed like a pretty smart guy.
#97 to #76 - yorker
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"Hell, I like you. You can come to my house and **** my sister!"
#109 to #97 - jibbablabba
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"I don't like the name Laurence! Only faggots and sailors are called Laurence! From now on you're Gomer Pyle!"

i don't have any images of Sgt. Hartman. but i did have this...that counts right?
#90 to #69 - ShockedNazi
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#71 to #69 - ranzoray
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Generalizations are a fools argument
User avatar #116 to #71 - welliguessitsaname
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Isn't what you just said a generalization in itself?
#208 to #116 - ranzoray
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A point, you have it
#148 to #116 - anon id: efd3b214
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^This ******* guy
I agree with you
User avatar #27 - nimba
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they were leery of him?
User avatar #98 to #27 - wtfduud
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I don't get it.
User avatar #28 to #27 - nuclearcomedy
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Adjective: Cautious or wary due to realistic suspicions
#51 to #28 - JimChillino
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User avatar #54 to #51 - tdogmeds
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Nah, that's a verb.
User avatar #73 to #51 - nuclearcomedy
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Verb: To look with a sidelong glance, indicative especially of sexual desire or sly and malicious intent.
#131 - bofur
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**bofur rolls 14**
*roll 2* - if dubs delete your account I want to play a game - Saw
User avatar #163 to #131 - festinas
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**festinas rolls 39**
User avatar #164 to #163 - festinas
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i almost shat myself
User avatar #165 to #131 - kingdaniel
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**kingdaniel rolls 39**
User avatar #167 to #131 - trippypunchline
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**trippypunchline rolls 36**
#137 to #131 - tigerblade
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**tigerblade rolls 35** ok den
#136 to #131 - tigerblade
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User avatar #147 to #131 - lemonpepsiking
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**lemonpepsiking rolls 36**
User avatar #156 to #131 - StinkyCheese
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**StinkyCheese rolls 52**
User avatar #200 to #131 - funferret
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**funferret rolls 02** Its a good day to not get dubs.
User avatar #207 to #131 - spacestag
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**spacestag rolls 07** Not like I ever get dubs anyhow

inb4 dubs
#215 to #131 - deergod **User deleted account**
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User avatar #220 to #216 - alucardthemagician
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I delivared you *****.
Now I am but a peasant.
#238 to #220 - sunskrythewolfie
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I am saddened that you had to delete your account... I thumbed so you wouldn't be a peasant...
User avatar #252 to #238 - alucardthemagician
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thank you. ill try to nail a homerun comment.

or ill just post porn til level 10
#246 to #238 - olizandri
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same here. and here, one for you too.
#225 to #131 - mcfattyfatty
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**mcfattyfatty rolls 14** If I'm going out, its with a funny picture.
#229 to #131 - funnyhound
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User avatar #230 to #131 - funnyhound
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**funnyhound rolls 01**
User avatar #233 to #131 - vashford
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**vashford rolls 83**
User avatar #162 to #131 - lorkhan
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I don't ******* dare.
User avatar #161 to #131 - rdnyan
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**rdnyan rolls 71** NOPE

i never had dubs, i never will!
User avatar #182 to #131 - youreminenow
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**youreminenow rolls 12** Let's go.
User avatar #152 to #131 - genericnewfag
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**genericnewfag rolls 74**
User avatar #180 to #131 - jackknapp
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**jackknapp rolls 93** Only time Ive ever rolled dubs it was a "delete your account" game.
Can't roll dubs again, right? Can't possibly happen.
#140 to #131 - anon id: c3b09ffd
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**anonymous rolls 37**
User avatar #178 to #131 - jellybob
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* roll 2*
User avatar #179 to #178 - jellybob
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**jellybob rolls 40** well I ****** that up
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**patriotpenguin rolls 14**
#171 to #131 - guitarnigger
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************** rolls 59** that ******* tension
************** rolls 59** that ******* tension
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#151 to #149 - tiredofthis
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User avatar #209 to #151 - hammarhead
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your name makes the comment that much better.
User avatar #253 to #209 - tiredofthis
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Amusingly, at the time all I was doing was commenting on the fact that I was tired of trying to find unused usernames.

But I see now that it actually reflects my general attitude toward this site.
#243 to #149 - andrewolfzoom
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**andrewolfzoom rolls 87** RAY!!! WHY YOU DO THIS! Am doing this for you!
**andrewolfzoom rolls 87** RAY!!! WHY YOU DO THIS! Am doing this for you!
#48 - backerxii
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Class' face when
Class' face when
#104 - demideus
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