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User avatar #43 - thedarkestrogue (05/06/2013) [-]
I have never had a LAN party last a week.
Tell me the ways of this beautiful phenomenon.
User avatar #45 to #43 - xirbitzy (05/06/2013) [-]
The first two days are an adventure, no sleep, just gaming. By day three sleep deprivation sets inn, you are forced to take some few hours breaks from your LAN adventure to get some sleep. When you wake up in the middle of day three you notice that you have produced an odor of sweat, you're sweating like a whore in church. By day four-five desperation and anger sets inn. All competative games played against your friends is seen as a challenge to your honor. Figths and arguements are not uncommon by this phase.

By day six your eyes have gotten so used to the darkness that even the weakest light that isnt coming from your monitor burns your eyes. Your body struggles to stay alive as it has gotten nothing but snickers and cola,alcohol for nearly a week.

On the seventh day of the seventh month, your adventure is over. You open the door to step into the real world that seemed just like a faint memory some hours ago. The sun cooks your skin until you resemble a brown smeared bodybuilder. Your eyes, ears and nose stings in pain as the fresh sweat-clear air touches your skin. Your legs collapse as you can't handle all this beauty and you just sit there, staring in awe at the real world with its awesome textures, but plauged with boring people. By now your body has noticed that you are outside and warns you to find the nearest plot of grass where you can drop Hiroshima of ***** like a careless dog.

And that, my friend, is the closure act of your -once in a lifetime- adventure known as a week long LAN.
#69 to #45 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
So the FIGHTING IS THIS WEEK BEE - THE 9TH AS STATED EARLIER ON FJ WATCHERS HAVE/ MOTHERS DAY/ NICE ACT. WAITING. CRUISE/ POLIVE/ WATCHERS/ NO LAST CHANCE/ ALL GO Way steed kids && him accusations Fly GOOD LICKING$$$
#61 to #45 - nephritho (05/06/2013) [-]
9/10 would read again.
User avatar #46 to #45 - thedarkestrogue (05/06/2013) [-]
none of that would apply to me. I've gone weeks without too much sleep because i work a graveyard shift on top of long programming and gaming sessions.
I'm used to not sleeping. My body doesnt react to the lack of sleep anymore, just my brain.
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