MATTRESSES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD. ....how long was I in there?.. >after a two-hour >how long was I in there? No comment.
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MATTRESSES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD

....how long was I in there?

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Submitted: 05/03/2013
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User avatar #2 - templarofsteel (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>after a two-hour ****
>how long was I in there?

No comment.
User avatar #10 - AliCattLovee (05/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Who has 2 hour ***** .. ?
User avatar #11 to #10 - templarofsteel (05/04/2013) [-]
Someone who takes their gameboy with them.
#25 - gjaa (05/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Looks like someone didn't want toilet you out!
#3 - losglatzos (05/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
nice stains
User avatar #28 - corso (05/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
...Do you take a camera with you every time you **** ?
User avatar #38 to #28 - LiveDarkness (05/04/2013) [-]
We actually call those mystical devices "cellphones". ******** without them results in reading shampoo bottles.
#39 - demjimmies (05/04/2013) [-]
Take gameboy into washroom.

Come back out
#16 - vedgetable (05/04/2013) [+] (16 replies)
hey guys, im a bit worried
yesterday i drunk a lot of **** (4 beers, a shot of absinth, shot of jager, and a shot cocnut rum)
and now im i cant stop ******** , this is irregulair with my usual hangovers, anyone explain? or help?
im feeling ****** up and i got to meet up with a girl tonite probrebly
pic... related? of some sorts
User avatar #17 to #16 - kingpara (05/04/2013) [-]
Just **** out all your **** . Because if you have **** out all of your **** you won't be able to **** more **** .
User avatar #30 - imalex (05/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
you were barckaded for your own safety, while you where on the toilet the zombie apocalypse struck. you're the only survivor in your family
User avatar #12 - tomijuju (05/04/2013) [-]
2 hour **** ? people might think that i might be dead or masturbating if i stayed in the bathroom for 2 hours
User avatar #15 - Happiness (05/04/2013) [-]
MFW I've been in the toilet for a long haul **** and just gone out
#43 - cookedspider ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
Holy 						****					 a two hour 						****					?  The only time I was on a toilet for two hours was at my school after my friend gave me pizza that had something in it that made my bowels react horribly.   
For most of the time I was in there I wasn't even on the toilet and shaking on the bottom floor of the stall almost puking everywhere.   
They had to get security to drag me out and a cop got involved because they thought I was on heroin.   
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Holy **** a two hour **** ? The only time I was on a toilet for two hours was at my school after my friend gave me pizza that had something in it that made my bowels react horribly.
For most of the time I was in there I wasn't even on the toilet and shaking on the bottom floor of the stall almost puking everywhere.
They had to get security to drag me out and a cop got involved because they thought I was on heroin.
gif not related.
User avatar #6 - jackmanmanman (05/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ur ALL PUSSYZ
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