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Kojima's locked in the basement

Konami gives Hideo Ifinite ?rll. 1'. entire hour of outdoor time davr. it
this is photoshopped they did not let "?,
out of ', basement i locked in
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Submitted: 12/08/2015
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#1 - whompers ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Looks like we need to organize a rescue mission.
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#32 to #1 - therealtjthemedic (12/08/2015) [-]
"Mr Kojima? We're here for you. Kept you waiting, huh?" (entire rescue team giggles softly)
"D-Did *cough*-"
"Mr Kojima?"
"Didju... Rike it?"
"...Yes, Hideo. We did."
*a single tear rolls down Hideo's face*
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#37 to #32 - fuckyouto ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
"Yes sir, we riked it"
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#4 to #1 - pickaxe (12/08/2015) [-]
Foreshadowing....
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User avatar #16 to #4 - cdm ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Oh my God. Ground Zeroes was just an elaborate cry for help.
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User avatar #27 to #16 - yellowcardraiden (12/08/2015) [-]
The entirity of MGSV was an outcry to Konami if you look into it. A Parasite that keeps people from talking, whole revenge scheme from taking everything he had, and then Kojima plastering his name and team everywhere he could in the game.
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User avatar #8 to #1 - royrogersmcfreely (12/08/2015) [-]
We can't it cost to much money
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User avatar #18 to #8 - thedugster (12/08/2015) [-]
just fulton everything in sight. The mission will pay for itself
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User avatar #34 to #18 - feelythefeel (12/08/2015) [-]
Don't fulton any ******* , only master race on mother base.
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User avatar #46 to #34 - deescalation (12/08/2015) [-]
I think my favorite from that meme was Miller going "You send a coon, I shoot the balloon"
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#65 to #46 - Thundergod (12/09/2015) [-]
"Fulton a nig, I'm putting him in the brig."

-Kazmanian Devil, 1985
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User avatar #51 to #46 - pippymcbumlover (12/08/2015) [-]
that gave me a good ******* laugh
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User avatar #13 to #8 - mosak (12/08/2015) [-]
Pff c'mon we can, it's like infiltrating FOB's.
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User avatar #12 to #1 - charlesanthony (12/08/2015) [-]
"what took you so rong"
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#26 to #1 - ueatpooyesudo (12/08/2015) [-]
This time bring a bomb detector ffs
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#53 - serrikari (12/08/2015) [-]
**serrikari used "*roll picture*"**
**serrikari rolled image** Kojima's next game in development
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User avatar #74 to #53 - serrikari (12/09/2015) [-]
Took a nap. Watched a movie with my gf. 7 hours later, come back to find out I rolled this. Wasn't even paying attention.
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User avatar #62 to #53 - trisketthebiskit ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
holy **** get a load of this guy
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#60 to #53 - xxkosukexx (12/09/2015) [-]
nice roll bro
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#5 - ieatsnatch (12/08/2015) [-]
There's a small group of people that believe Konami and Kojima are trying to pull some massive publicity stunt together right now.

This probably won't make any sense if you aren't familiar with Metal Gear stuff.
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User avatar #69 to #5 - AreyouSerious (12/09/2015) [-]
wait a minute...DId Kojima just sell us MGS2?
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#70 to #5 - rollfourexplain (12/09/2015) [-]
This falls apart because of Super Bunnyhop, I think. If his journalistic integrity is to be trusted (and I think it is considering both the quality of his work and his methodology) then a lawyer that worked at Konami and provided him with information also signed off on a (illegitimate) copyright infringement notice on his video. The information in his second, followup, video confirms that the insider information in his first video is reliable.

Kojima vs. Konami: An Investigation Konami vs. The Internet: A Follow-Up

>>#21, >>#64, >>#10, >>#14
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User avatar #50 to #5 - jamesisawesome (12/08/2015) [-]
Everything is a publicity stunt with Kojima.
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User avatar #21 to #5 - oxidoferroso (12/08/2015) [-]
pls explain/tldr, not familiar with the series
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User avatar #30 to #21 - yellowcardraiden (12/08/2015) [-]
Kojima is crazy with marketing. MGS2, he never mentioned that you will play as Raiden for the big part of the game, with the message of the game being you should believe everything you see on media and that things can be manipuleted from the truth. MGSV, VGA a couple years back, there was a trailer for the new game, but was never advertised as metal gear, and being produced by a made up studio. That's only a bit of what he's done with the games. They're saying that the whole Kojima Konami fiasco is made up and that he's planning something. I don't really much believe it to be true
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User avatar #35 to #30 - oxidoferroso (12/08/2015) [-]
Nice, thanks for the explanation
Seems a little far fetched, but I wouldn't be too surprised if everything ends up as a publicity stunt
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#38 to #35 - redrepeater (12/08/2015) [-]
“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”

― Adolf Hitler
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User avatar #54 to #38 - sirosd (12/09/2015) [-]
Oh god his eyes. They are so creepy. They look like they would follow me if they weren't confined to my cellphone's screen.
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User avatar #73 to #54 - neggagotbronchitis (12/09/2015) [-]
It's called love
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#56 to #30 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
But Silent Hill.
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User avatar #39 to #5 - dantemp (12/08/2015) [-]
I thought they were building up April's fool this year, but I was wrong. The state in which MGS5 was released also doesn't inspire much trust in the theory.
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User avatar #10 to #5 - greenimp (12/08/2015) [-]
I want to believe this.
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#14 to #5 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
And I wouldn't put it past them
If anyone was going to do this, it would be kojima
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User avatar #64 to #19 - utarefson (12/09/2015) [-]
>>#10,
That's kinda how I feel too, but as other people here said, it is Kojima we're talking about here. The guy is ******* crazy, and if someone was gonna do that, it would be him.
Combine that with the extensive reasoning in the theory, and, I don't know...
I'm not saying it's happening, but it's ******* happening.
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#20 to #5 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
******* kojima man, that dude is nuts. But I love his beautiful mind
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User avatar #43 to #20 - supersixfourr (12/08/2015) [-]
But its not Tuesday Patrick... Reminds me of this
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User avatar #58 to #20 - blandbland (12/09/2015) [-]
What the duck did I just watch
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User avatar #45 to #20 - thealmightyantler (12/08/2015) [-]
I know jack **** about chess, so this could be how it works for all I know
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#22 to #5 - barakakaka (12/08/2015) [-]
"Its a game... A game just like usual"
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#42 to #5 - dementedg (12/08/2015) [-]
So it was US who were played like fiddles!
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#25 to #5 - elementfall (12/08/2015) [-]
THAT'S PART OF THE RIDE
IT'S A FEATURE
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#33 to #25 - vgoo (12/08/2015) [-]
Here you dropped this.
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User avatar #61 to #31 - braggaboom ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Binding of isaac Kojima mod inbound.
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User avatar #6 - warioteam (12/08/2015) [-]
i just cant see kojima ending it with (spoilers) a new snake, i always thought that at the very least he would end it with solid snake, or even big boss
maybe its the end, maybe it is not
at least we got a solid 9 and 1/2 good games and some cool spinoffs over all these years
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#11 to #6 - newprinny (12/08/2015) [-]
Good job on that spoiler tag there, dood.
Although at this point, pretty much everyone knows, so it's not that bad.
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User avatar #9 to #6 - omegafriend (12/08/2015) [-]
The final level should have been
You as Solid Snake have to infiltrate the base you spent the entire game building and defeat Venom Snake
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User avatar #15 to #9 - angelious (12/08/2015) [-]
the whole game should have been about big boss's fall from grace into the ruthless mercenary captain you see him as in the original mg...that would have been the perfect ending for the loop..

heck : mgspw was a great ending to the loop!
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User avatar #17 to #9 - asotil (12/08/2015) [-]
You mean Metal Gear 2
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User avatar #28 to #17 - yellowcardraiden (12/08/2015) [-]
Metal Gear 1 is you killing Venom, Metal Gear 2 is you burning Big Boss alive to being in a comatose state.
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#23 - fabledlobster ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
**fabledlobster used "*roll picture*"**
**fabledlobster rolled image**what he would find if he ever left the basement
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User avatar #40 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Don't even like MGS, but they ****** this poor bastard. That **** at the VGA's was ridiculous.
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User avatar #2 - psychadelicace (12/08/2015) [-]
I hope he starts a newer better company that makes games that put Konami down
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#41 - frostbeard (12/08/2015) [-]
tfw his verdict
i was about to read his story the other day but ran out of time, anyone got any leads?
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User avatar #36 - Spitfirex (12/08/2015) [-]
So they gave him a lunch break?
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#68 - xjester (12/09/2015) [-]
Its twice as funny cause the background is also a prison.
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User avatar #44 - wertologist (12/08/2015) [-]
I don't play MGS and I'm not too familiar with this guy other than the posts I've seen on here.

So let me get this straight:
-Guy created and directed MGS series, but was fired before 5?(I am hearing conflicting things on this. I heard he was let go and he got picked up elsewhere and then I hear he was not fired)
-Guy is told not to show up to his own award show
-Guy ***** with them however he can knowing they can't do ****
-Guy probably hates them.

Am I missing anything or did I get anything wrong?
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User avatar #72 to #44 - mrforte (12/09/2015) [-]
Konami and Kojima are technically stuck with each other until his contract ends, which happens this month. It's easy to see though that neither party has any intention of renewing.
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#67 to #44 - slysixtyfourwii (12/09/2015) [-]
Kojima makes Metal Gear in 1987, makes 7 more critically acclaimed games, the last of which is Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. Basically keeps Konami afloat for the past 27 years. He plans to reboot (Konami's only other hit franchise) Silent Hill series with Guillermo Del Toro as shown through an amazing demo everyone loved. Konami suddenly takes his name off all games, cancels Silent Hills, cuts a lot from MGSV,and fires him. You got everything else right. There is no Santa Claus.

Fin.
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User avatar #63 - gongthehawkeye (12/09/2015) [-]
Guys...I just want Metal Gear Rising 2 and my nanomachine powered zombies.

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User avatar #57 - priestoftheoldones (12/09/2015) [-]
I feel like Hideo has a couple screws loose. Or maybe they're too tight.
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User avatar #55 - moldybreadcrumb (12/09/2015) [-]
Why does Konami hate Kojima?
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#71 to #55 - mrforte (12/09/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure it started when Konami let out that they wanted to move away from the console market and more towards mobile, due to the higher profit margin of the later. This caused the hamstringing and cancellation of several big-budget projects, including those being worked on by Kojima productions. This in turn probably made Kojima more willing to speak out about Konami's ****** practices, which kinda devolved into a mud-slinging fight between the two. Konami at this point is probably trying to keep him out of the limelight as much as possible until his contract expires, hence being barred from public events.
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User avatar #3 - walterplinge (12/08/2015) [-]
You write Metal Gear Solid 6 now, bring honor back to Konami.
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