JESÚS. .. Looks like Maria has been sleeping with the Angel JESÚS Looks like Maria has been sleeping with the Angel
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User avatar #3 - hokon
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(12/19/2013) [-]
Looks like Maria has been sleeping with the Angel
User avatar #5 to #3 - stafeezy
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well we all know it sure wasn't Jose
#7 to #3 - anon id: 16bb7df3
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He was a skaterboy, she said see you later boy, he wasn't good enough for her
#13 to #3 - anon id: 35ab914d
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And from it came Angel di Maria
#17 to #13 - straightbusta
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We have a football thread   
I repeat   
We have a football thread
We have a football thread
I repeat
We have a football thread
#20 to #17 - ninex
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**** yeeeeeeah football thread
**** yeeeeeeah football thread
#22 to #20 - straightbusta
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this is why ronaldo is good
this is why ronaldo is good
#19 to #17 - pappathethird
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#21 to #19 - straightbusta
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#26 to #21 - fifanutter
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#32 to #26 - straightbusta
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#35 to #32 - dictatorish
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#37 to #35 - straightbusta
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#38 to #37 - dictatorish
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#39 to #38 - straightbusta
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#40 to #39 - dictatorish
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User avatar #41 to #40 - straightbusta
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FIFA 14 - Top 5 Goal Reactions - Week 5
User avatar #42 to #41 - dictatorish
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Funny Football you have probably seen this
#45 to #42 - straightbusta
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of course
of course
#113 to #17 - jbettin
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Johnny Rodgers Punt Return Against Oklahoma Holy Moly, Man Women and child did that put'em in the aisles
#165 to #113 - straightbusta
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Get the **** out of here.
#81 to #3 - tehfalconguy
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Awwww yeah
Awwww yeah
#4 to #3 - kingdaniel
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Angels face when
User avatar #8 - Namezone
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>implying Jesus was black
#36 to #8 - fecal
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> implying jesus existed
User avatar #80 to #36 - oosime
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jesus existed. the things he was said to have done probably arent real, however.
#10 to #8 - tittentei
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I think Jesus was middle eastern. I'm not saying that's black, but they are still *******.
User avatar #102 to #10 - mrcowll
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*Sand ******* I'm not rascist it's just the term used where I'm from
#111 to #102 - bourbonbandit
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towel head, camel jockey and dune coon may also apply im not racist either, i just like saying racist things
User avatar #12 to #10 - Namezone
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yeah i know, just makin a joke here

it's actually quite possible he was black, as there was a significant amount of Arab, super-Saharan, and sub-Saharan breeding

but yes, still *******. ******* rolling in the sand.
User avatar #157 to #10 - rundas
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Jesus looks like a Neanderthal
#132 to #10 - pillsmakeitgrow
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Sand ********
User avatar #24 to #10 - zzzanzitron
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more like jewish
User avatar #57 to #24 - chaosnazo
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You can be middle eastern or black even if you are jewish ...
User avatar #27 to #24 - randomserb
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Ergo a Middle Eastern ethnicity.
User avatar #14 to #10 - randomserb
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Israelites are caucasian.
#28 to #14 - holyfool
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The Romans called them Semites, hence semi like the Romans.
User avatar #29 to #28 - randomserb
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We're talking about race here, not ethnicity.
#30 to #29 - holyfool
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Okay then he was a Caucasoid because I have some doubt him being  mongoloid or negroid.  Imagine a Chinese Jesus...    
 You win this time...
Okay then he was a Caucasoid because I have some doubt him being mongoloid or negroid. Imagine a Chinese Jesus...
You win this time...
#33 to #30 - randomserb
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Google is magic. Also people apparently thing he might have been black. Hue.
#34 to #33 - holyfool
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Thanks for the Hue.
#61 - lusir
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why is he black?
User avatar #79 to #61 - metalmind
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Cause the historical figure he might be loosely based on, as well as the character in the Bible are arameic.
User avatar #116 to #79 - lusir
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no it´s because he rides into town on ass....yo mamas ass!
#1 - robertelee
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**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Eight **
JESUS JUICE
User avatar #49 to #1 - ivehadworse
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Are playing Binding of Isaac now?
User avatar #146 to #49 - steammadewalrus
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Naw, we are playing skyrim, cause that was a sweet roll.
#23 - superfake
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>m(exico's)fw only one baby in the manger
User avatar #15 - dambusta
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*see's can colour*

welp, marys got some explaining to do.
#89 - Logicaltightrope
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Jesus' name was actually something like Yeshoa (or maybe Yehoshoa, I forget) and the translation from Hebrew to Greek gave it the -ος ending which is now a -us. The translation from Greek to English gave it the J at the beginning instead of Y, because Γ (gamma) is translated oddly in some circumstances, idk exactly how.
User avatar #107 to #89 - aaronsalsa
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Cool info! Thanks man!
#140 to #89 - xnayx
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I love how you gave us a fact while saying 'something like', 'I forgot' and 'Iidk exactly how'.
#163 to #140 - Logicaltightrope
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Can't be accidentally giving false information, can we?
#141 to #89 - iamphoenix
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That's because the 'y' sound in other languages - such as the Я in Russian - gets romanized as a 'j'. In Hebrew the 'ye' sound is one letter, so they make it a J.
User avatar #103 to #89 - ihatem
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Most accepted is Yeshua ben Yoseph
#83 - orrisic
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This is actually really offensive. I hope OP dies in a fire.
User avatar #88 to #83 - jacklane
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If you're offended, you should put in a brazen bull and thrown off a cliff.
User avatar #104 to #83 - Lolzster
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"This is against my Christian belief. Now I wish you suffer and die." Makin us look bad dude.
User avatar #110 to #104 - orrisic
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How am I making people look bad?
User avatar #120 to #110 - Sammmy
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Stereotypically Chirstians get offended easily and get really mad over little things SUCH AS THIS. As a Christian, stop, seriously. Right now.
User avatar #122 to #120 - orrisic
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No, all Christians should and would find this offensive; including you. What type of pathetic Christian are you.
User avatar #123 to #122 - Sammmy
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One who loves my neighbors -_- and doesn't get all worked up. If you can't take a ******* joke get off this site.
User avatar #124 to #123 - orrisic
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I think you're better off converting to Islam or something.
User avatar #126 to #124 - Sammmy
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You're an awful troll. Muslims are less accepting than Christians. At least get your stuff right.
User avatar #127 to #126 - orrisic
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"Muslims are less accepting than Christians"

Now I think you're trolling.
User avatar #128 to #127 - Sammmy
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Good try. But I'm not even mad.
User avatar #129 to #128 - orrisic
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You used caps lock 4 comments ago, thus you are/were mad.
User avatar #130 to #129 - Sammmy
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I was using caps lock to draw further attention to those words. Didn't feel like using bold today. Know what I mean?
User avatar #131 to #130 - orrisic
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Why hide the fact that you're mad?
User avatar #133 to #131 - Sammmy
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Simple because I'm not. And you're not a good troll.
User avatar #134 to #133 - orrisic
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Why must everyone assume I'm a troll. It's funny how people try to justify themselves being wrong.
User avatar #135 to #134 - Sammmy
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You're still a bad troll.
User avatar #136 to #135 - orrisic
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And you're pathetic.
User avatar #137 to #136 - Sammmy
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You're still a bad troll and I'm still not mad.
User avatar #138 to #137 - orrisic
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I'm not a troll at all, and you are clearly very mad.
User avatar #158 to #138 - Sammmy
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<3
User avatar #139 to #138 - Sammmy
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You're funny. Want to be friends?
User avatar #147 to #139 - orrisic
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No.
#154 to #83 - ashikoki
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#84 to #83 - volksworgen
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User avatar #85 to #84 - orrisic
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Seriously, that's your reply?
#86 to #85 - volksworgen
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Yep. c:
User avatar #91 to #86 - orrisic
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That's stupid, don't be stupid.
User avatar #92 to #91 - volksworgen
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No u <3
User avatar #93 to #92 - orrisic
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Da' **** is wrong with you?
#94 to #93 - volksworgen
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Stuff.
User avatar #95 to #94 - orrisic
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Are you 12.. it's okay to admit your 12.
#96 to #95 - volksworgen
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Psh, I'm eleven and a half.
Psh, I'm eleven and a half.
User avatar #97 to #96 - orrisic
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Get off FJ
User avatar #98 to #97 - volksworgen
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K bye <3
User avatar #99 to #98 - orrisic
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Good
User avatar #143 to #99 - steammadewalrus
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Fuk u here bomb
User avatar #148 to #143 - orrisic
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What
User avatar #149 to #148 - orrisic
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the
User avatar #150 to #149 - orrisic
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****?
#100 - mcswaggerjagger
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wow cool a fat amerifag posts a pic of his sodas what a loser

tl;dr eat more soda fatass
User avatar #105 to #100 - Das
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Try harder
#114 to #100 - happyzzzz
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#115 to #100 - rublixcube
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You sound like my friend who was bragging about how he drank marijuana.
#118 to #100 - takemythumb
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This was so stupid that it made me laugh, pls have my red thumb.
This was so stupid that it made me laugh, pls have my red thumb.
User avatar #119 to #100 - TheFixer
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youre trying to hard mate.
#121 to #100 - arthless
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Eat more sodas.  eat     
this is bait.jpg
Eat more sodas. eat
this is bait.jpg
#125 to #100 - stadic
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#153 to #100 - ashikoki
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fit me 1v1 faggut
u tink u col cuz al dah hoes wnt me m8 wen u gt of tinkin leik dat huh pnk i utta mes u up al dah
User avatar #101 to #100 - nebuelaeus
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"eat" "sodas". You don't quite understand, do you?
#106 to #101 - Reldinrostiare
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Banhammer the ************, he's got some retarded reply to almost every front page post. :/
#108 to #106 - nebuelaeus
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#109 to #108 - Reldinrostiare
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#63 - include
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**include rolled a random comment #5 posted by whobobwhatpants at goose ** :Im gunna fav this. my fiancee goes on my account when he gets home and checks Fj ... he is 6F I am 5F, so its quite a veiw ... Im looking at you Tom    sort it out babe 
 Black Jesus.
**include rolled a random comment #5 posted by whobobwhatpants at goose ** :
Im gunna fav this. my fiancee goes on my account when he gets home and checks Fj ... he is 6F I am 5F, so its quite a veiw ... Im looking at you Tom sort it out babe
Black Jesus.
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User avatar #78 to #63 - metalmind
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Yes, Black Jesus, also known as "regular Jesus".
The character Jesus in the Bible was Arameic.
User avatar #75 to #63 - halloweenwillcome
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**halloweenwillcome rolled a random comment #240880 posted by jackieonceyspicer at Friendly ** :
good night

White Mary.