I'm not thumbed up, also, you can't thumb yourself up, - #81913037 added by zionsype at Invisible Powers...

(01/26/2013)[-]

I hate that people find this unfunny just because it's bashing religion. Same as I hate when people find things unfunny just because they're bashing atheism.
I don't give a **** what the joke is about, if it's good and new to most, post it.

#90 to #51 - anon id: 21e4fd0f

(01/26/2013)[-]

also, good and new? this is neither good nor new. this is reposted ********* in a can, just add water

#92 to #90 - zionsype

(01/26/2013)[-]

*****, obviously about 1000 people have not seen it, and whether or not it's a repost it is still funny.

#95 to #92 - anon id: 21e4fd0f

(01/26/2013)[-]

technically, at least a billion people have not seen it due to the fact that everyone does not have access to the internet, and even in that case, they may not even frequent this site.

aside from that, anyone can be fairly certain that a majority of the frequent users on this site have seen this more than once since this has in fact been on the front page in the past. also, if you take a look at this *********, not a lot of people find this funny, mostly retarded, lacking in any logic, and down right offensive to most religious people. even those that aren't religious find this rather idiotic

#101 to #95 - zionsype

(01/26/2013)[-]

But there is no reason to find it idiotic. It was a good joke and everyone is acting like all it said was "Hur da religons dum. Athis r smart." when it was actually a pretty clever joke, if anyone finds this offensive, they don't belong on the internet.

#103 to #101 - anon id: 21e4fd0f

(01/26/2013)[-]

so you're saying, you find it hilarious and believe that your god which you believe in (you said you're christian) has no power and find it funny that people mock that?

#104 to #103 - zionsype

(01/26/2013)[-]

No, I find it funny they way he cleverly used an insult, that's what a joke is. Just because I found this funny doesn't mean I believe what it says, like if you find a 9/11 joke funny that doesn't mean you want to crash a plane into buildings. No matter what the joke is mocking, I enjoy it for what it's worth and deal with it.

#105 to #104 - anon id: 21e4fd0f

(01/26/2013)[-]

okay then. let me tell you a joke.
you suck.

yay, i'm funny. see what i mean?

anyway, i think you're thumbing yourself up. are you thumbing yourself up? i'm pretty sure you are considering i don't see anyone thumbing you up right now

#107 to #105 - zionsype

(01/26/2013)[-]

I'm not thumbed up, also, you can't thumb yourself up, so, no.
Also, that's not a joke, that's a statement. You didn't have a punchline, you didn't twist it into me not expecting an ending and laughing.

Here's an insulting joke:
"How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked."
Here's just an insult:
"******* ******, go pick cotton."

It's hard to explain why a joke works, because a lot of the time we laugh at things and have no idea why.

#108 to #107 - anon id: 21e4fd0f

(01/26/2013)[-]

how to thumbs one self:
>log out
>log in as different account
>thumb up all comments made by original account
>log back out
>log back into original account

you could have done that for all i know

#110 to #108 - zionsype

(01/26/2013)[-]

The problem with that is that my thumb count on all these comment is 0, so obviously, the answer is no. Also, we aren't discussing FJ's thumbing system, so I don't get why you would bring that up.

#111 to #110 - anon id: 21e4fd0f

(01/26/2013)[-]

how to end up with zero:
>i thumb you down
>you thumb yourself up
>-1+1=0

basic math, dude. get it? anyway, i brought it up because i thumbed you down and noticed it go back to zero. i really don't think anyone's gonna be thumbing you up so ya that's why

#112 to #111 - zionsype

(01/26/2013)[-]

Well I'm not doing it, also I COULDN'T be able to do that because the thumb limit is 5, since ever one of your comments has a thumb up the second it's posted I guess someone it just watched this thread thumbing them all up.

But none of that matters in the conversation we were having, so, irrelevant.

#113 to #112 - anon id: 21e4fd0f

(01/26/2013)[-]

thumb up is limitless
thumb down is 5 per ip

i can't thumb you down anymore, but you can thumb yourself up all you like

#114 to #113 - zionsype

(01/26/2013)[-]

Still irrelevant.

#115 to #114 - anon id: 21e4fd0f

(01/26/2013)[-]

completely relevant to what i was just saying about how you could thumb yourself up

i'm onto you zionsype. you can't fool me.

your probable reaction to this:
2spooky4me

#116 to #115 - zionsype

(01/26/2013)[-]

We were talking about why this joke is funny, even if it's insulting.
Then you suddenly bring up thumbs, so that was irrelevant.

#120 to #116 - anon id: 21e4fd0f

(01/26/2013)[-]

thumbs...are...always...relevant...even...during...peepee...pleasure...time

#78 to #51 - anon id: 21e4fd0f

(01/26/2013)[-]

probably because it's bashing the core of their beliefs. i'm sure you would be offended too if people attacked the core of your beliefs as being stupid and or incorrect

#81 to #78 - zionsype

(01/26/2013)[-]

I am christian, and I'm not at all offended.

#85 to #81 - anon id: 21e4fd0f

(01/26/2013)[-]

i'm not sure whether to believe you or not

#89 to #85 - zionsype

(01/26/2013)[-]

For what reason would you not? I just don't get offended, my father could have been a holocaust survivor with cancer who died in 9/11, and I wouldn't get offended by jokes about any of those.