I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN..... . I am working a morning shift at tit cate. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the safe.) Child: "l WI i wish to devour the unborn haha funny lol Eggs tumblr
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I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN....

I am working a morning shift at tit cate.
We are serving breakfast. A little boy
and his mother enter the safe.)
Child: "l WISH TO DEVOUR THE
There is a sudden silence and
everyone turns to look. The mother
looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: "Eggs-. he would like some
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Submitted: 04/07/2013
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User avatar #1 - rakuraimasuta (04/07/2013) [-]
That kid's awesome.
User avatar #2 - occamsrazor (04/07/2013) [-]
that's so metal.
#16 - crosskill ONLINE (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#6 - derricktwo (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#15 - samoaspider (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thats pretty brutal
User avatar #11 - maydaymayday (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**maydaymayday rolls 22**

DUBS!
#3 - toughactintinactin (04/07/2013) [-]
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#32 - arigsxc (04/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#28 - thetrueantelod (04/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Holy **** . The likes...
#27 - jamestheboss (04/08/2013) [-]
**jamestheboss rolled user therealthunderlane ** my dog
User avatar #31 - alexjonez (04/08/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fucking-tumblr/His+father+must+be+Satan/MYsoGZL/

I don't hate reposts. Hell, i'm sure many people hadn't seen this before. But posting it just a week later is just stupid.
User avatar #42 - Salasar (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well, it IS a metal description of chicken eggs.
#33 - toomuchmonster (04/08/2013) [-]
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#24 - kaboomz (04/08/2013) [-]
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hfw
User avatar #18 - teseus ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to be that guy, but OP, this was on the frontpage 3 days ago. Funny none the less, but you could've gained a lot more thumbs if you waited a bit longer.
User avatar #8 - walala ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
i swear i will raise my kids to be just like that one
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