I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN..... . I am working a morning shift at tit cate. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the safe.) Child: "l WI i wish to devour the unborn haha funny lol Eggs tumblr
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I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN....

I am working a morning shift at tit cate.
We are serving breakfast. A little boy
and his mother enter the safe.)
Child: "l WISH TO DEVOUR THE
There is a sudden silence and
everyone turns to look. The mother
looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: "Eggs-. he would like some
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Submitted: 04/07/2013
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User avatar #2 - occamsrazor (04/07/2013) [-]
that's so metal.
User avatar #1 - rakuraimasuta (04/07/2013) [-]
That kid's awesome.
#3 - toughactintinactin (04/07/2013) [-]
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#16 - crosskill (04/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 to #16 - vancecore (04/08/2013) [-]
Or fetus.
#6 - derricktwo (04/08/2013) [-]
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#7 to #6 - thisbepi ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
#15 - samoaspider (04/08/2013) [-]
Thats pretty brutal
#22 - felixjarl (04/08/2013) [-]
#34 - jhoelzler (04/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - maydaymayday (04/08/2013) [-]
**maydaymayday rolls 22**

DUBS!
#4 - QCGunslinger (04/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #4 - spikethepony (04/08/2013) [-]
I totally do this everytime I go online.
Seriously though, what the **** is this from?
User avatar #31 - alexjonez (04/08/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fucking-tumblr/His+father+must+be+Satan/MYsoGZL/

I don't hate reposts. Hell, i'm sure many people hadn't seen this before. But posting it just a week later is just stupid.
#32 - arigsxc (04/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 to #32 - threadcreator (04/08/2013) [-]
asuaceaae
User avatar #49 to #48 - threadcreator (04/08/2013) [-]
sauce, I mean
#52 to #49 - arigsxc (04/08/2013) [-]
no sauce. :( sorry comrade
#27 - jamestheboss (04/08/2013) [-]
**jamestheboss rolled user therealthunderlane ** my dog
User avatar #42 - Salasar (04/08/2013) [-]
Well, it IS a metal description of chicken eggs.
#33 - toomuchmonster (04/08/2013) [-]
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#28 - thetrueantelod (04/08/2013) [-]
Holy **** . The likes...
User avatar #45 to #28 - frostylasers (04/08/2013) [-]
The guy in the ad fits right in
#39 to #28 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
They're called thumbs, you cancerous faggot.
Go back to facebook.
#53 to #39 - thetrueantelod (04/09/2013) [-]
Don't have to get so mad -.-
I wasn't thinking when I said it. Don't need to get butthurt.
#36 - winalot (04/08/2013) [-]
#24 - kaboomz (04/08/2013) [-]
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hfw
User avatar #18 - teseus (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to be that guy, but OP, this was on the frontpage 3 days ago. Funny none the less, but you could've gained a lot more thumbs if you waited a bit longer.
#9 - anon (04/08/2013) [-]
FML or notalwaysright
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