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How to win office wars...

How to win office wars.... From ....not an original from me....I know shocking right? and Anon cannot comment...evil..... <-- No, this is how you win office wars!

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#15 - secretdestroyers (03/30/2013) [+] (43 replies)
<-- No, this is how you win office wars!
User avatar #23 - homelessgus (03/30/2013) [+] (9 replies)
1:go to top floor of building
2:zip tie an airhorn on.
3:throw in elevator
4:press 1st floor button
5:?????
6:profit
User avatar #1 - vedgetable ONLINE (03/29/2013) [+] (22 replies)
you forgot the part where you put a lighter in front of the ferbize stream and incinerate it
#31 - mishaestrin (03/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#36 - crazyolitis (03/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Bro, I'm all for dirty tricks and stuff but this...
Bro, I'm all for dirty tricks and stuff but this...
#12 - godtwomany (03/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 - mynameisnotmike (03/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Im sorry but where do you work that they would allow you to have office wars?
#51 to #48 - macthemann (03/30/2013) [-]
Where do you work where they don't
User avatar #3 - xcmxcmx (03/30/2013) [-]
win the war at all costs. even if it comes to arson.
#77 - weinergobbler (03/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>be me
>8th grade math class
>boring as ****
>bring febreeze bottle, rubber bands, duct tape
>tape/tie down trigger on bottle
>throw under desks towards the middle of the room
>first, nothing happens, people just wonder who sprayed perfume
>then, all hell breaks loose
>room is evacuated, giant cloud of febreezey goodness lasts for the rest of the day


slightly unrelated story
>be me in math class
>open giant window that also serves as an emergency door a little bit
>make a trail of bird food from the outdoors into the classroom
>lure birds and small wild animals into classroom
#103 - slytendencies (03/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Oh no, now my office smells good"
#11 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
First blood is drawn...TO WAR!
#2 - Muppetz ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #79 - hairydickfarts (03/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
actually, much like whipped cream, you would have to keep shaking the spray can or else after about 10 seconds it would just be spraying air
User avatar #85 to #79 - weinergobbler (03/30/2013) [-]
Ten seconds is all you need ;)
#116 - fattyfuck (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Level 2, light it then throw it.
Level 2, light it then throw it.
#104 - oliviliv ONLINE (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But don't you have to keep pressing it for it to carry on spraying...?
#108 to #104 - RidingMyPimpmobile (03/30/2013) [-]
No, you're thinking of one of these. Aerosol cans spray as long as you hold it down, until it runs out but you also need to shake them well
#22 - pyrusd (03/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Put your thumb on the opening?
User avatar #9 - deezknuts (03/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You'll just make them breathe happy, no matter what
User avatar #5 - spyisspy (03/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
no, Liquid Ass
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