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User avatar #5 - Zydratejunkie (07/05/2013) [-]
I love you with all the energy of the sun.
User avatar #9 to #5 - iamblastoise (07/05/2013) [-]
Calm down there Veronica.
User avatar #11 to #9 - Zydratejunkie (07/05/2013) [-]
_ The Sun is the source of most of the energy on Earth--the power source for plants, the cause of flows of atmosphere and of water, the source of the warmth which makes life possible. None would exist without it. At the Earth's orbit, neglecting absorption by the atmosphere, each square meter of area facing the Sun receives about 1380 joules per second._

Darling, iamblastoise dearest, I love every square meter of you at 2 horsepower a second. I love you with the energy that allows all life as we know it to flourish. I love you with the rise and fall of every nation that has ever existed. Thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species have existed because of my love for you iamblastoise. I love you with the formation of every algae, and birth of every blue whale. Each flower that grows blooms and dies, does so because of my love for you. From jellyfish to cabbages, and from baby reindeer to leopards, they are all here because you, yes you iamblastoise, are here for me to love.
User avatar #12 to #11 - iamblastoise (07/05/2013) [-]
TL;DR
If you love me that much you wouldn't make me read.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iamblastoise (07/05/2013) [-]
JK I'm moist.
#15 to #13 - Zydratejunkie (07/05/2013) [-]
If I could have explained the strength of my adoration with fewer words, I would have. If only to save your sweet time.
If I could have explained the strength of my adoration with fewer words, I would have. If only to save your sweet time.
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