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#11
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pottmolch (07/05/2012) [-] 
>be me a week ago
>decide to play skyrim again
>go to paarthunax because blades want me to kill him
>sneak up on him and shoot his ass for 1050 dmg
>can still talk to him
"oh that's cool i guess, now i can still meditate and get the quest done"
>complete quest
>today, decide to use Call Dragon for shits and giggles again, haven't done that in ages
"OdavIIIIIIIIIIIN!"
>mfw paarthunax' skeleton appeared next to me and i absorbed a dragon soul
>get over it, continue playing
>raid a random hagraven camp later
>mfw paarthunax' skeleton was there hanging in a tree
i have no idea what the fuck is going on
>decide to play skyrim again
>go to paarthunax because blades want me to kill him
>sneak up on him and shoot his ass for 1050 dmg
>can still talk to him
"oh that's cool i guess, now i can still meditate and get the quest done"
>complete quest
>today, decide to use Call Dragon for shits and giggles again, haven't done that in ages
"OdavIIIIIIIIIIIN!"
>mfw paarthunax' skeleton appeared next to me and i absorbed a dragon soul
>get over it, continue playing
>raid a random hagraven camp later
>mfw paarthunax' skeleton was there hanging in a tree
i have no idea what the fuck is going on
#21 to #20
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pottmolch (07/05/2012) [-] at least better than what just happened
>be me 10 minutes ago
>become thane of Eastmarch (capital Windhelm)
>realize i don't need Angrenor Once-Honored anymore because I already helped 5 people
>decide to kill him because he is a racist peace of begging shit and probably spent my coin for mead to get drunk and piss on hard-working immigrants again
>wait for nightfall, meet him in a dark alley, slice his throat with Mehrunes' blade
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>next day, just done selling some stuff to the local blacksmith
>courier comes up and hands me a condolence letter which states that he was a relative of mine and handed on 100 coins to me, probably everything he got left from his former wealth after being crippled in the great war and abandoned from the stormcloaks
>mfw
>be me 10 minutes ago
>become thane of Eastmarch (capital Windhelm)
>realize i don't need Angrenor Once-Honored anymore because I already helped 5 people
>decide to kill him because he is a racist peace of begging shit and probably spent my coin for mead to get drunk and piss on hard-working immigrants again
>wait for nightfall, meet him in a dark alley, slice his throat with Mehrunes' blade
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>next day, just done selling some stuff to the local blacksmith
>courier comes up and hands me a condolence letter which states that he was a relative of mine and handed on 100 coins to me, probably everything he got left from his former wealth after being crippled in the great war and abandoned from the stormcloaks
>mfw
