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#4
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zeebeejeebee (10/03/2015) [-] 
the flash is that ***** . whether it be barry allen or wally west
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#114 to #15
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captainghotiman (10/04/2015) [-]
yeah sorry, i don't know, or feel like going through the trouble of making a webm
#61 to #58
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heartlessrobot (10/04/2015) [-] Yeah, wonderwoman and superman need to step up their game.
#91 to #90
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gruntmastr (10/04/2015) [-] Superman is OP, Flash only had one power that with practice he's able to do **** like that
Don't take me on this stuff, I don't even read the comics or anything
Don't take me on this stuff, I don't even read the comics or anything
#16
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oldflattop (10/04/2015) [-] the dc universe's greatest threat isn't doomsday, or darkseid, or even superman after the joker killed his family. it's the flash, with a pissed off attitude and a brick.
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anon (10/04/2015) [-]
Except not really.
DC universe's biggest threats are creatures like Mr ******************* , Galactus, Phantom Stranger, The Spectre, etc.
DC universe's biggest threats are creatures like Mr ******************* , Galactus, Phantom Stranger, The Spectre, etc.
#52 to #50
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cptamericanpsycho (10/04/2015) [-]
I see what u did there. And it's totally cool. Because DC is Gay AF.
#37 to #16
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joemamaa (10/04/2015) [-]
the flash seems to have literally no speed limit he seems to be able to go petty much as fast as he wants i think a guy once worked at that in one comic he went like a few billion times faster than light or something and remember people force=mass*acceleration if he really wanted to he could probably generate enough energy to cause an explosion that would span the entire universe
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thesimonved (10/04/2015) [-] Just like my Internet connection
jokes aside, Barry Allen is the incarnation of the Speed Force, so there's no limited to his speed, only his own imagination.
jokes aside, Barry Allen is the incarnation of the Speed Force, so there's no limited to his speed, only his own imagination.
#59 to #48
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Killeratdawn (10/04/2015) [-]
I thought barry allen IS the speed force? and he doesn't actually have a limit to his speed.
#67 to #59
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holycrapimacupcake (10/04/2015) [-] Barry is the physical manifestation of the speed force.
#7
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applescryatnight (10/04/2015) [-]
i have a tendancy to read ahead, and i read "those were for charity clark" first.
before i read i was already imagining that superman ate the muffins that the flash made for the bake sale.
thats totally something superman would do too.
what a dick.
before i read i was already imagining that superman ate the muffins that the flash made for the bake sale.
thats totally something superman would do too.
what a dick.
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infinnerty (10/04/2015) [-] The only reason im thumbing you is because of that incredibly irrelevant gif
#39
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mankey (10/04/2015) [-] Not faster than Captain Zoom who is faster than Quicksilver, the Flash and Superman all together!
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Redfinale (10/04/2015) [-] This is why i tend to prefer Marvel over DC. While both sides do have their blatantly over powered characters, like Magneto who more often than not is seen manipulating ANY sort of metal despite the metal in question having any sort of magnetic capabilities, DC tends to heavily over play the powers of many of their characters.
Flash for example was a regular human that go struck by lightning while being doused with earth/human made chemicals. I find it very unlikely that the two factors alone should be enough to give a common human being the ability to do what some would consider near god-like. Unless one's genetic make-up is changed in its entirety (like Clayface or Metamorpho) by something that human beings cannot create or control artificially (the lightning that struck Flash can easily be replicated in it's voltage and amplitude in many laboratories.), why should/would it give him abilities that exceed anything humanly possible, even if the entire science community of earth, both good and evil, were to work together.
Superman, on a side note, is another case. Krypton was orbiting a red sun and thus made kryptonians another one of the many look-like-humans-but aren't-humans types of aliens out in the cosmos. The simple variance in the wavelength of a different sun's light is enough to give, essentially a human, the power of a god? DC just likes to make demi-god super heroes that can never be beaten except by themselves, by villians who mirror their powers in every way, or by Batman, because Batman. So again, if an alien is given god like powers by our sun, how is it even remotely feasible (by fictional standards obviously) that human made chemicals, and easily replicated terrestrial lightning can give a man the power to run in several cases FATSER than the speed of light?
Flash for example was a regular human that go struck by lightning while being doused with earth/human made chemicals. I find it very unlikely that the two factors alone should be enough to give a common human being the ability to do what some would consider near god-like. Unless one's genetic make-up is changed in its entirety (like Clayface or Metamorpho) by something that human beings cannot create or control artificially (the lightning that struck Flash can easily be replicated in it's voltage and amplitude in many laboratories.), why should/would it give him abilities that exceed anything humanly possible, even if the entire science community of earth, both good and evil, were to work together.
Superman, on a side note, is another case. Krypton was orbiting a red sun and thus made kryptonians another one of the many look-like-humans-but aren't-humans types of aliens out in the cosmos. The simple variance in the wavelength of a different sun's light is enough to give, essentially a human, the power of a god? DC just likes to make demi-god super heroes that can never be beaten except by themselves, by villians who mirror their powers in every way, or by Batman, because Batman. So again, if an alien is given god like powers by our sun, how is it even remotely feasible (by fictional standards obviously) that human made chemicals, and easily replicated terrestrial lightning can give a man the power to run in several cases FATSER than the speed of light?
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emperorwatergate [OP](10/04/2015) [-] The lightning also connected The Flash to a semi-mystical energy source called The Speed Force.
#49 to #38
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Redfinale (10/04/2015) [-] The basic point i was trying to make is that when you compare Marvel vs. DC, hypothetically an all out war between the heroes and villains of DC's most consistant earth (allowing earth raised aliens) against the heroes and villains of Marvels most consistant earth (again, allowing earth raised aliens), DC is more likely to win the fight.
Both sides are gonna lose their superpowerless humans and the weaker tend-to-get-their-asses-kicked type supers, leaving DC with most the core Justice League, and Marvel with having maybe a handful of the X-Men and Avengers. Even if you added Marvel's Thor to their side, he tends to equate more to Wonder Woman in my opinion. Marvel has actual ******* gods and they keep them in check so as to allow an opposing team that don't completely suck to be able to fight them. Hell, closest terrestrials that pose any major threat that would require a large joint effort to fight are either Phoenix or Apocalypse. DC's Injustice series had pretty much every non-Superman figure on Batman's side to take a pill that simulates Superman's strength and durability, not even giving them flight or heat vision, and Bat's team was still on losing side of things for the better part of the first two or three years of the series.
TLDR, DC doesn't cap many of their superpowered heroes. "How fast can Flash run?" "Ummm....fast?' "How fast?" "Faster than fast, like faster than the speed of light!" It's basically a "My dad can beat your dad" deal because DC wants their heroes to be the "best".
Both sides are gonna lose their superpowerless humans and the weaker tend-to-get-their-asses-kicked type supers, leaving DC with most the core Justice League, and Marvel with having maybe a handful of the X-Men and Avengers. Even if you added Marvel's Thor to their side, he tends to equate more to Wonder Woman in my opinion. Marvel has actual ******* gods and they keep them in check so as to allow an opposing team that don't completely suck to be able to fight them. Hell, closest terrestrials that pose any major threat that would require a large joint effort to fight are either Phoenix or Apocalypse. DC's Injustice series had pretty much every non-Superman figure on Batman's side to take a pill that simulates Superman's strength and durability, not even giving them flight or heat vision, and Bat's team was still on losing side of things for the better part of the first two or three years of the series.
TLDR, DC doesn't cap many of their superpowered heroes. "How fast can Flash run?" "Ummm....fast?' "How fast?" "Faster than fast, like faster than the speed of light!" It's basically a "My dad can beat your dad" deal because DC wants their heroes to be the "best".
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servernotfound ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-] Although in the whole marvel/dc fight you do have to consider Sentry and Hulk
#107 to #49
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hargleblarg (10/04/2015) [-] Spider-man is actually pretty broken. His spider-sense is a god-like ability; the power to sense incoming danger. At first it was just a little buzzing in the back of his headb ut over the years and experience he learned exactly how to interpret it, to the point where when he really cuts loose he can take out gods (he eradicated one of Galactus' heralds without taking so much as a scratch, it was ******* brutal).
It's mostly just awful writing that makes Spider-man weak, often completely forgetting his spider-sense for the sake of the plot until it's needed.
It's mostly just awful writing that makes Spider-man weak, often completely forgetting his spider-sense for the sake of the plot until it's needed.
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anon (10/04/2015) [-]
Spiderman: "I was bitten by a RADIOACTIVE SPIDER!"
Fantastic Four: "Oh no! SPACE RADIATION!"
The Hulk: "Oops, GAMMA RADIATION!"
Almost every superhero is stupid in one way or another.
Also, comparing DC and Marvel is kind of silly, they are not in the same reality so the point of reference is completely different.
Fantastic Four: "Oh no! SPACE RADIATION!"
The Hulk: "Oops, GAMMA RADIATION!"
Almost every superhero is stupid in one way or another.
Also, comparing DC and Marvel is kind of silly, they are not in the same reality so the point of reference is completely different.
#10
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murrlogic (10/04/2015) [-] I would like to remind everyone that Flash out raced death
You have any idea how long you have to run from death before he stops existing even on a conceptional level?
According to DC, 200 billion trillion years
and even during this time Superman is still alive.
You have any idea how long you have to run from death before he stops existing even on a conceptional level?
According to DC, 200 billion trillion years
and even during this time Superman is still alive.
#17 to #14
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skullington (10/04/2015) [-] You're both wrong it's cause he flirts with death and deadpool's dick does work he has a kid
#21 to #14
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theasexualgamer (10/04/2015) [-] Deadpool has ****** every single X-Woman. No exceptions.
#106 to #83
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emperorwatergate [OP](10/04/2015) [-] DC has 4 Deaths (Black Flash, Black Racer, Nekron and Death of The Endless, the woman in Anon's picture).
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emperorwatergate [OP](10/04/2015) [-] Black Flash is Death for Speedsters.
Black Racer is Death for New Gods.
Nekron and/or Death of The Endless is THE Death.
Black Racer is Death for New Gods.
Nekron and/or Death of The Endless is THE Death.
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speedymcgee (10/04/2015) [-] Yea I've noticed that his powers are similar to Zoom, but his design is kick ass.
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speedymcgee (10/04/2015) [-] Also wasn't your FJ icon of Harrison Wells (Eobard Thawne) from the Flash CW show?
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emperorwatergate [OP](10/04/2015) [-] Yes, it is.
Also, do you think Zoom from The Flash Season 2 is Hunter Zolomon?
I think he's probably Edward Clariss.
Also, do you think Zoom from The Flash Season 2 is Hunter Zolomon?
I think he's probably Edward Clariss.
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speedymcgee (10/04/2015) [-] Yea I don't think it's Hunter either, but I'm hoping that they bring back Prof. Zoom. The way that they "killed" him didn't feel right.
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jamiemsm ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-] not sure what he ment. we know there will be a world 2 wells, but tbh i would find it weak if thats just eobard in disguise again. but could be that he didn't get erased but just got absorbed by the speed force.
i don't know, i just can't wait for season 2
i don't know, i just can't wait for season 2
#100 to #98
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speedymcgee (10/04/2015) [-] Prof. Zoom is known to just come back from a different universe/timeline after dying. It's part of his powers, so he'll probably learn of his death somehow and run back to the present.
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emperorwatergate [OP](10/04/2015) [-] Yeah, all the Reverse-Flashes tend to be giant assholes.
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speedymcgee (10/04/2015) [-] What kind of blasphemy is this? I thought you loved the reverse flashes?
#86 to #71
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emperorwatergate [OP](10/04/2015) [-] Just because I love them doesn't mean they're not dicks.
#43 to #42
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punisherswar (10/04/2015) [-] The one thats in suicide squad the annual comic he's not such a prick Anymore rip
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speedymcgee (10/04/2015) [-] **** man I just read it. I feel bad about making fun of him now.
