GENIUS!. smart.. Stuck en in '!! 4. l night with we plans, I decided as buff up en my makeup skills and attempt he get inter at bar without beign carded not 21)
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Stuck en in '!! 4. l night with we plans, I
decided as buff up en my makeup skills and
attempt he get inter at bar without beign
carded not 21).
Needless to say, it worked.
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Submitted: 07/22/2013
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#1 - xchocolatethunderx has deleted their comment [+] (26 replies)
#2 to #1 - fizzor (07/22/2013) [-]
Implying OP is that girl.
#48 - studbeefpile ONLINE (07/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I guess you could say she got into the bar the old fashioned way.
I guess you could say she got into the bar the old fashioned way.
User avatar #61 - apocalypticburrito (07/23/2013) [+] (21 replies)
not only do you already look 21
but also you look like Mary jane
#62 to #61 - haxslasher ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
thats like my favorite name
#36 - mytrakytra (07/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Reminds me of this.
#63 - gehrkstar (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#116 - fourchaners (07/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**fourchaners rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Try clicking the picture ** mfw
#133 - drastronomy (07/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#184 - donaldducksdick (07/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How about turning black
How about turning black
#188 to #184 - Spectricity (07/23/2013) [-]
Why would she try to sneak into a prison?
#143 - rumpelstilzchen ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Maybe she doesn't wear makeup in the first picture.
Maybe she doesn't wear makeup in the first picture.
User avatar #158 - josieabby (07/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
tl;dr
How to freak a guy out, yet make his ******* day LIFE!

Put on your old lady makeup and go to a bar. Flirt with some nice young men throughout the night. Eventually one of them will bite, whether it be on a dare from his friends, on his bucket list, or because he wants the "Mrs. Robinson" experience. Take him home. **** his brains out. He'll wonder why your body looks younger than your face. (You'll explain that later.) Wait until he's asleep and remove the makeup and get all prettied up as your normal, young self. Stealthily get back into bed. He wakes up and freaks out when he looks over at you. Ignore his "freak out" and ask things like, "Wasn't last night wonderful? Did your friend Paul hook up with that Holly chick?" (You'll want to include as many details as possible so that he knows that it's you and not just a switcheroo prank.) He says, he doesn't understand. How much did I have to drink, etc. You explain to him that you had been looking for him for a while. While he stares at you with disbelief and confusion, you tell him that he is the One. "The One?" "Yes. Your cock. It's magical. The reason my body looked younger than my face is because your essence...the essence of that magical cock you possess... had already begun to affect me. Your cum and even your sweat is like sweet nectar when you are making love. You gave me a gift last night. A gift that can only be compared to that of bathing in the fountain of youth." (You walk backwards and slowly guide him to the door) "I'll never forget you and the gift that you have given me. The gift of renewal and youth with your glorious, (pause) Magical Cock."
User avatar #102 - lamarsmithgot (07/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Kinda looks like the "that makes me moist" lady

May she R.I.P
#252 - tehjewishcornman (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#88 - thatdeafguy (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i got a quick way for you to do that
User avatar #123 - Itsgoodenough (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm a bit skeptical, Look at her eyelids, you cant make them droop like that with make-up.
User avatar #126 to #123 - Ulmer (07/23/2013) [-]
I have taken 3 semester's of stage makeup. You can easily make your eyelids droop like that.

Granted, old age makeup is by far the most difficult to execute properly as a whole, which is why I'm completely blown away by this post.
#243 - jldragon (07/23/2013) [-]
I already reported you to the cyber police. You're ****** done, criminal scum.
#202 - tmdarby (07/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
It a pretty good make up job but that line across the forhead looks odd.
#196 - amuro (07/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #140 - Tazdingo (07/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>all these people thinking it's OP in the pic

Jesus Christ, the pic is at least 2 years old.
#144 to #140 - ncgal (07/23/2013) [-]
Out of all 140 comments, there are literally only 4 comments out of all them (Yes, I read all 140 of them) that even come close to referring to OP as the girl in the pic.
#194 - imonaboatman (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Dammit, why must I find redheads so irresistible?
Dammit, why must I find redheads so irresistible?
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