Fuck you, bank. i'll bet this is bank of america. Lucas Ilike how everyone is excited about seeing the new bills, and I' m just like, "Yeeah, I' ll never own a
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Fuck you, bank

Fuck you, bank. i'll bet this is bank of america. Lucas Ilike how everyone is excited about seeing the new bills, and I' m just like, "Yeeah, I' ll never own a

i'll bet this is bank of america

Lucas
Ilike how everyone is excited about seeing the new bills, and I' m
just like, "Yeeah, I' ll never own a bill in my life anyway."
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sh Cruz and 22 others like this,
always preferred five mypenises, The dollar
amount is the same, but itjust 'file's' like you have more,
It hours ago . Like
I - Lu: wasthe thickness of the wallet is reassuring.
It hours ago via mobile . Like . , I
Thorugh ill It looks so European.
It hours ago . Like
tested my bank to see WI had any so I could
view it in person. They replied and told me I didn' t have
sufficient funds, I figured so, but the ‘ml’ at the end of their
message was unnecessary.
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User avatar #1 - zerotzallander (10/15/2013) [-]
Haha. You doesn't have enough money. LOL
#14 to #1 - anon (10/15/2013) [-]
don't* ;* <3
#5 to #1 - anon (10/15/2013) [-]
doesn´t..what the **** man
User avatar #34 to #1 - stupro (10/15/2013) [-]
Dear mr. Anon,

I am afraid that the amount of money currently residing on your deposit account aren't sufficient for withdrawing a $100 bill. LOL.
#7 - asheyboo (10/15/2013) [-]
added a little bit of color...
thats it...
the currency in America is so boring
User avatar #22 to #7 - lospuglet (10/15/2013) [-]
seriously? That looks kinda.. awful and boring
#69 to #7 - wobblewub (10/15/2013) [-]
Well **** you too
User avatar #88 to #7 - ComicBookGuy (10/15/2013) [-]
And you can see his shoulders ;)
User avatar #89 to #7 - fuckthehabs (10/15/2013) [-]
the blue line in the middle is a hologram if you look at it from the side of (I think) the statue of liberty. a manager at my job had to explain it and he showed it to me.
#94 to #7 - lionti ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Its good to open your wallet and see this sexy **** waiting for you Australian money
User avatar #16 to #7 - HarvietheDinkle (10/15/2013) [-]
i like it
#33 to #7 - riotpls (10/15/2013) [-]
It's nice to have a bit of colour, but the thing I miss most about the old Canadian bills is the quotes that they had. They were very...Canadian, and they made the bills interesting to me.

At least the new bills are waterproof. Yes, I've had bills go through the laundry before. Iamnotasmartperson.jpg
User avatar #37 to #7 - teoferrazzi (10/15/2013) [-]
sweet i can print this one
thanks mate i owe you one [hundred]
User avatar #39 to #37 - personz (10/15/2013) [-]
>comment #29
User avatar #52 to #37 - maxismahname (10/15/2013) [-]
No you can't
User avatar #41 to #7 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/15/2013) [-]
I liked it boring. I don't like how foreign money looks like ******* monopoly currency with pink, purple, and red bills and **** .
#29 to #7 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
and security features ******* everywhere
User avatar #44 to #29 - retardedboss (10/15/2013) [-]
"it was wrong" lol.
#27 - mrnecro (10/15/2013) [-]
Bank's fw
#53 to #27 - jakedertree (10/15/2013) [-]
Lucas' fw
Lucas' fw
#93 to #90 - jakedertree (10/16/2013) [-]
Oh Hector....
#30 - amirblumenfeld (10/15/2013) [-]
We're getting a new fiver in the UK. Winston Churchill ************* .
User avatar #35 to #30 - dylandiekunst (10/15/2013) [-]
Are these the plastic ones?
User avatar #62 to #35 - amirblumenfeld (10/15/2013) [-]
I think so.
#63 to #30 - dontknowmeatall (10/15/2013) [-]
It needs Daleks.
User avatar #77 to #63 - rokkarokkaali (10/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #31 to #30 - thekeeperofthumbs (10/15/2013) [-]
Britfag here
I haven't heard of this. Care to share the sauce, old chap?
User avatar #32 to #31 - amirblumenfeld (10/15/2013) [-]
Of course fella.

#42 to #30 - metalmind (10/15/2013) [-]
So do we Eurofags.
User avatar #45 to #30 - mitchr (10/15/2013) [-]
"Democracy is the worst form of government, other than all the others." Winston Churchill has some of the best damn quotes.
User avatar #43 to #30 - ragingflamingos (10/15/2013) [-]
He looks like he's judging you and all your purchases.
User avatar #74 to #43 - bogbean (10/15/2013) [-]
imagine buying condoms with that note
User avatar #76 to #74 - ragingflamingos (10/15/2013) [-]
Or stuffing it in a stripper's thong.
#23 - shadowalchemist (10/15/2013) [-]
bank's face when
bank's face when
User avatar #26 to #23 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
fuken saved
User avatar #17 - Loppytaffy (10/15/2013) [-]
"Looks so European" bitch clearly has no idea how many currencies there are in Europe (go away). Unless they were referring to Euros (which I guess is okay given how it's used throughout the EU and is even legal tender in countries that don't use it, like Britain), in which case they're wrong; looks nothing like a Euro note
#18 to #17 - europe (10/15/2013) [-]
Howya doing bby
User avatar #19 to #18 - Loppytaffy (10/15/2013) [-]
NO! No you don't get to be like that!
You insult me, then expect that I'll always come back?
Well I'm done, you continental son of a bitch! I've used EU or European at every oppurtunity to avoid mentioning you all day. It's hard! It's hard...It's just who I am...I...

I just don't want to live without Europe.
#20 to #19 - europe (10/15/2013) [-]
I work all day to make sure you can do your groceries and buy clothes for the kids and this is how you treat me?
I don't need this, I'm going back to work
User avatar #21 to #20 - Loppytaffy (10/15/2013) [-]
You do that! You'll see me again! You'll see!
Next time I mention you, you'll come crawling back with some smartass comment!
You need me!
User avatar #36 to #21 - mutzaki ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Could the two of you please stop fighting in front of the kids?
#46 - malific (10/15/2013) [-]
New $100 Bills. Took it with my phone, so sorry if it's ****** .
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User avatar #49 to #46 - malific (10/15/2013) [-]
That blue strip has a 3D design thing embedded into it.
User avatar #55 to #46 - newsuperyoshi (10/15/2013) [-]
The new design looks so much better, some nostalgia will exist for anyone who lives to when the old ones become rare.
#61 to #46 - dontknowmeatall (10/15/2013) [-]
I don't understand how they didn't do this before. The 100 dollar bill is the most falsified in the world, it can use as much security as possible. We've had this bill tech in Mexico for ten years, and our currency isn't even that important.
User avatar #64 to #61 - malific (10/15/2013) [-]
*Shrugs* Check the picture on comment um... #29, it's a reply to #7, someone posted a pic that explains some of the security features.
#67 to #64 - dontknowmeatall (10/15/2013) [-]
Ours already have all that. All of them. And the 100 bucks one has an Aztec emperor to remind you that you'll be severely punished if you falsify it.
User avatar #95 to #67 - malific (10/16/2013) [-]
Nice.
#58 to #46 - gomezfez (10/15/2013) [-]
Its okay, my phone has a better camera, these are the pics I took of mine.
User avatar #59 to #58 - malific (10/15/2013) [-]
Very nice.
User avatar #70 to #46 - bannon (10/15/2013) [-]
Picture looks ****** .

If you could send me the note by post, I'll get a better look at it and post it back.
#24 - doctorfamp (10/15/2013) [-]
"It looks so European"
User avatar #56 to #24 - newsuperyoshi (10/15/2013) [-]
[Freedoms externally]
User avatar #6 - splendiddust (10/15/2013) [-]
which country is getting a new $100 bill?
#40 to #6 - byzantinian (10/15/2013) [-]
Bosnia and Herzegovina I think.
User avatar #57 to #6 - gomezfez (10/15/2013) [-]
$
#8 to #6 - dedaluminus (10/15/2013) [-]
The only country that matters.
User avatar #9 to #8 - itrooztrooperdown (10/15/2013) [-]
North Korea?
User avatar #10 to #9 - dedaluminus (10/15/2013) [-]
Yes.
#28 to #8 - sushirustle (10/15/2013) [-]
Austria?
#60 to #8 - kokai (10/15/2013) [-]
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#86 to #8 - anon (10/15/2013) [-]
So Canada?
#25 to #8 - primeministerofwup (10/15/2013) [-]
Too bad most of them are going to China
#84 to #8 - omniscientreason (10/15/2013) [-]
15 red thumbs and 78 green ones so far. profit.
#13 to #8 - anon (10/15/2013) [-]
nah engalnd has pound sterling not dollers bro.
User avatar #11 to #8 - pureevil (10/15/2013) [-]
So, that'd be North Korea, right?
#38 - jugernof (10/15/2013) [-]
What do you call a group of fish?

A school.

What do you call a group of birds?

A flock.

What do you call a group of Jews?

A bank.
User avatar #92 - Durp (10/15/2013) [-]
It's pretty cool. I like the big 100 on the back of it. Honestly could do without that litlte holographic strip down the middle in the front but oh well. The bill is ******* blue, I can't complain too much.

Warning; cool story bro up ahead. Skip if you want.
My brother got the new 100 from his bank yesterday. He thought it looked similar to my sister's won so when he came home and showed it to me he was like, "hey check out this chink money"
User avatar #3 - pheggit (10/15/2013) [-]
I thought I was viewing something on the front page, then noticed this only has 18 thumbs
#2 - kanedam ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
obviously some kid...
i mean, a hundred bucks is nothing if you work or get social stuff money...
(yeah, its also nothing when you try to live of it)
User avatar #12 to #2 - myfourthaccount (10/15/2013) [-]
ever been a college student?
You're lucky to have 10 dollars in your account at any other day other than payday
#96 to #12 - kanedam ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
maybe i understood the content wrong:
but you have some 100buck bills on your payday... doesnt it say that the person will never even have 100?
i mean, even a college student can get the b ill, look at it and then pay with it...

i'm not saying that you always have the money, but having seen it shouldnt be too impossible for a grown up...
User avatar #97 to #96 - myfourthaccount (10/16/2013) [-]
no it just says he has insufficient funds on the moment he asked the bank. Plus I pay rent and appliances as soon as I get my check (cheque if you want to be more formal) so by the second day after payday I'm already broke again. But I see where you are coming from so have my thumb.

I'm just saying that as of right now, I only have 59 dollars on my checking account and I got paid on friday :/
#98 to #97 - kanedam ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
you have my sympathy :/ here, have a thumb.

i always have a few month worth of bills as a saving on the side... was pretty hard the first year to acquire this, but since then i've always had a good feeling when it comes to money.
#85 - notacop (10/15/2013) [-]
there's a funny channel on funnyjunk?
why do we have this
User avatar #83 - konamicode (10/15/2013) [-]
Arby n' The Chief "You're poor" quote
User avatar #79 - Temperance (10/15/2013) [-]
Is it just me, or does it look like Franklin has a perpetual look of disappointment on his face?

"You could be using this to better yourself, but we both know you're just gonna buy video games..."
#68 - vicecomx (10/15/2013) [-]
Gangster don't carry money in a wallet. Gangster carries money in the roll, Beaner on the outs.
Gangster don't carry money in a wallet. Gangster carries money in the roll, Beaner on the outs.
#65 - mystifizinski (10/15/2013) [-]
everyone is hating the new 5€-bills, i like them.
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