First day on /b/

if youre old enough to be going on /b/ and youre stupid enough to mix bleach and ammonia, you probably deserve it

its funny cuz 2NH3 + NaOCl → N2H4 + NaCl + H2O

lulz ammonia and bleach mixed.

It reminds me of a thread i had saved before i lost my folder.

The thread explained how to make some "amazing mystery candies" Op had said to put some random as fuck ingredients on a spoon freeze it for a few minuits then heat it up on an open fire. Now this made the spoons expand, and then explode. Around 5 people uploaded time stamped pics with their wounds gained from the exploding spoons, it was funny as fuck, if a bit dangerous

Am I the only one who expected that to be a recipe for crystal meth?

where did the sulphur come from?

That's chlorine gas, not mustard gas.

It is me.

Holy shit may this post bring you many thumbs

I lul'ed hard

I've gotten more thumbs on my comments just from drawing penises in paint on other pictures than you would think..

I'll do that occasionally... and I've been going on 4chan for about a year..

How long do you need to be here to not be a newfag?

Years.

Alright I'm good. I've been on FJ since it first turned green.

Oh god. I remember a time without users. Or my childhood memories are shit.
It might just be the second one.
Even back then the site was all sexual innuendos, boobs, and sad stories. There wasn't a ton of funny to be found....
Actually, I also remember that videos and flash animations were more popular back then.
Once youtube came around, I think the golden era of flash died.
/nostalgia

I know that feeling. Remember when you had to click on a button that said "view comments"?

Sweet Jenova, things have changed quite a bit in just a few years, haven't they?

Unfortunately.......

My best memory of old fj was when all of it's content was listed on both sides of the page, and one of the things was a pop up box where you could only hit ok in the box until it closed

Cat.
im a kitty cat!
and i dance dance dance~
and i dance dance dance.

Also, I remember something about bathroom stickfigures.

I remember when it was yellow , but I was like 8 then and I left this site because some exorcist screamer was posted. I didn't come back until last summer so I don't know if I'm consideredba newfag

I've been on here for almost two years. Am I still a newfag?

According to the 4chan timeline of -fags, yeah. But do not weep, for at least you aren't at the lowest level of "Cancer".

May I quietly cry myself to sleep? Lol just kidding and I'm pretty sure the main problem to me is anon's. They can't take red thumbs like a man.

If you have to ask...

Though in actuality, no one actually cares on FJ. /b/ is the place where it matters and where you require years.

There is a good timeline that I run into every now and then on 4chan, but I can't seem to find it at the moment.

Out, ye summerfag

are you ready for the summer, faggot?

I agree

OH GOD!

How about some facial blemish's?

Maybe some new duds?

How about a little buddy?

For some reason, I actually love this kid because he seems so damn annoying.

I LOVE HOLES

I love holes as well.

when they need pictures for random adds, they'll take a bunch like this and use the ones they want.
this is just another random person that became a meme