Fact. "In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Patients no
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"In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection.

'The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort,' said study team member Romulo Leite of the Medical College of Georgia. 'We're hoping eventually...more »

"In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection.

'The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort,' said study team member Romulo Leite of the Medical College of Georgia. 'We're hoping eventually this will end up in the development of real drugs for the treatment of erectile dysfunction.' "
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#80 - harbingerwolf (09/16/2013) [-]
That spider is from the Araneidae, also known as orb weavers.   
I cant think of any orb weavers which have very harmful venom, the erection inducing once is in fact a member of the_ Ctenidae_ family, wandering spiders.   
They're the ones that give you boners...and death.
That spider is from the Araneidae, also known as orb weavers.
I cant think of any orb weavers which have very harmful venom, the erection inducing once is in fact a member of the_ Ctenidae_ family, wandering spiders.
They're the ones that give you boners...and death.
#79 - sexypandas (09/16/2013) [-]
desc: "The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort"
Even the women.
User avatar #78 - bitchplzzz (09/16/2013) [-]
yeah but you die
User avatar #77 - Vynce (09/16/2013) [-]
"The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience"

Ladies, this is about to get interesting.
User avatar #76 - reican (09/16/2013) [-]
1000 ways to die.
User avatar #74 - rekkan ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Pretty sure it actually rushes so much blood into your dick that it actually breaks it
User avatar #71 - thesinful (09/16/2013) [-]
Nice try mustbethatguy. I'm not falling for that one again.
#70 - insanepyromania ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
The same venom is used in MGS3 by The Fear.

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#69 - slashendrix (09/16/2013) [-]
They are typically found in bunches of bananas and are usually found in people's homes when the bunches have not been properly inspected.
#67 - inczi (09/16/2013) [-]
**inczi rolled a random image posted in comment #214 at The Famous Tittle ** Is it this spider?
User avatar #66 - pokimone (09/16/2013) [-]
Sounds like my average tuesday.
User avatar #65 - LookinHereWhy (09/16/2013) [-]
...after which you die
#64 - bluerangermartin ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Must be the sexiest spider ever
Must be the sexiest spider ever
User avatar #63 - Rileto (09/16/2013) [-]
Any spider has that effect on me.
#62 - anonymous (09/16/2013) [-]
best excuse ever for explaining random boners
User avatar #59 - studsper (09/16/2013) [-]
And the blood gets so thick it wont exit the penis and you get permanent damage done to it.
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User avatar #57 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, except to get rid of the damn thing without permanent damage to your cock, they need to lance the thing with a scalpel.
User avatar #54 - snakefire ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
And then you die..
#50 - zefyras (09/16/2013) [-]
Erection that lasts more that 4 hours cuts down blood going to your penis, and you won't be able to have erection ever again.
#53 to #50 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/16/2013) [-]
well ive had sex a couple times and i usually stay hard for more than 4 hours during sex but ive never had that problem so yay for me?
#51 to #50 - konstantinosm (09/16/2013) [-]
actually it traps the blood in there and you have to go to a doctor to take it out
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