Fact. "In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Patients no brazilian Spiders Erection
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"In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection.

'The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort,' said study team member Romulo Leite of the Medical College of Georgia. 'We're hoping eventually this will end up in the development of real drugs for the treatment of erectile dysfunction.' "
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#31 - vigorion (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#30 - benderisgreat (09/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #18 - dracolegacy (09/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Spider vs Penis - Smarter Every Day 98
#34 - mangoroid (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Spiderbro strikes again
User avatar #24 - venompwns (09/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
then you die
User avatar #3 - turtletroll (09/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Who needs Viagra then. Just carry a bottle of those spiders with you instead.
#48 - usernameistaken (09/16/2013) [-]
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#1 - urbancohort (09/15/2013) [-]
Proud to be brazilian.
#79 - sexypandas (09/16/2013) [-]
desc: "The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort"
Even the women.
User avatar #77 - Vynce (09/16/2013) [-]
"The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience"

Ladies, this is about to get interesting.
#70 - insanepyromania (09/16/2013) [-]
The same venom is used in MGS3 by The Fear.

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#69 - slashendrix (09/16/2013) [-]
They are typically found in bunches of bananas and are usually found in people's homes when the bunches have not been properly inspected.
#67 - inczi (09/16/2013) [-]
**inczi rolled a random image posted in comment #214 at The Famous Tittle ** Is it this spider?
User avatar #59 - studsper (09/16/2013) [-]
And the blood gets so thick it wont exit the penis and you get permanent damage done to it.
User avatar #35 - chrisis (09/16/2013) [+] (12 replies)
You die after the four hours, it's called a banana spider and sometimes gets shipped on banana's
User avatar #28 - Mr Ronok (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
maybe that's what they put in viagra, and if it lasts longer than 4 hours, you took too much and the venom is going to kill you.
#25 - kamdonius (09/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What if it bites a woman? Than what?
User avatar #26 to #25 - roflstorm (09/16/2013) [-]
Baracade your nipples
#17 - mewsh (09/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I read "Brazilian Wandering Spider"
User avatar #14 - Iseewhatyoudidthar (09/16/2013) [-]
What if you're a girl
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