Fck feminists!. .. Dear Female Staff, We don't even bother to lift the toilet seat. The Male Staff

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#5 - vladutuk ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Dear Female Staff,

We don't even bother to lift the toilet seat.

The Male Staff
User avatar #1 - olmesy (06/23/2013) [+] (20 replies)
That's not really feminism though. They're not asking for equality, they're asking the male staff to do something nice for them.
Just because it involves women opposing men doesn't mean feminists are behind it
#12 - corundum (06/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's so horrible living in a feminist-dominated society.
#25 - deletedmyaccount (06/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well, let's look at this logically.

When a woman has to **** or piss, she sits. So, she's stuck in one position no matter what. When a man takes a dump, he also sits. The only time the seat goes up is when he pees. That means 75% of possibilities (male piss, male dump, female dump, female piss) the seat needs to be down, so that argument that a man should put the seat down is semi logical, if stupid because just ******* check, first.

However, there is little to no argument to putting the seat up when you're done.
#19 - jinapayne (06/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Out of all things to complain about feminism you choose this
I mean, it makes sense and I find it funny, but this is about toilets
And this was posted like a couple day ago

I shall be dumping some of my real feminist pics
#28 to #23 - funnygiggles (06/24/2013) [-]
These are making me so 						*******					 angry.
These are making me so ******* angry.
#34 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** you. How about that. True feminists are fighting for human rights, not just those for women.

Also is it too much to ask for to not see piss all over the seat when you go into the bathroom?
#35 to #34 - moen (06/24/2013) [-]
It's what you get when you keep nagging about putting the toilet seat down
#36 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How to punish men who leave the toilet seat up or pee on the seat itself.

1. Smear some of that **** on the lower side of the seat
2. put the seat down
3. watch as your male victim enters the bathroom
4. you can hear the sound of a seat being pulled up
5. laugh as he makes disgusted sounds
6. your tears are delicious
#26 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
Repost this image some more please
#24 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
More fun to leave the seat down, and to then proceed to pee all over the seat. They get a surprise when they sit down.
#17 - Turtleboner (06/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What the hell is the big problem with putting the seat down?
It's not that ******* hard
#38 to #17 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
you kind of missed the point, its just as easy either way
User avatar #16 - sjsharks (06/24/2013) [-]
haha... the men's staff...
#14 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why should men have to change.
Women already have equality and more.
They get higher leverage in court if assaulted.
They get to sue if a man says something pervy to them.
Their just asking to be even more superiorly treated.
User avatar #11 - KayRed (06/24/2013) [-]
Anyone who has lived in an all dude college dorm knows that seat up is the best option, because dudes will piss with the seat down, and some dudes have **** aim, so either deal with the seat up, or sit piss while pissing.
#10 - anonymous (06/23/2013) [-]
Dear Female staff,

Please use the woman's bathroom.

The Male staff
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