Fck feminists!. .. Dear Female staff, Please use the woman's bathroom. The Male staff
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#36 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
How to punish men who leave the toilet seat up or pee on the seat itself.

1. Smear some of that **** on the lower side of the seat
2. put the seat down
3. watch as your male victim enters the bathroom
4. you can hear the sound of a seat being pulled up
5. laugh as he makes disgusted sounds
6. your tears are delicious
User avatar #37 to #36 - kevinspacey **User deleted account** (06/24/2013) [-]
ok well guys will just leave the seat down. The guys have a valid point so you shouldn't be pissed at them for that. You will be punishing all the men in that office as well as the women even though it wasn't every man who did that. The janitor is going to have to clean up that **** and there going to tell your boss who will most likely take it seriously as it is grosser then most pranks and actually effects people's jobs. And the very act of smearing **** on a toilet seat will probably be just as gross if not grosser than a guy accidentally touching it with the tip of his finger. I'm sorry for this comment but that anon really pisses me of
also what kind of ghetto ass office building is this where they have one bathroom for both genders?
#34 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
**** you. How about that. True feminists are fighting for human rights, not just those for women.

Also is it too much to ask for to not see piss all over the seat when you go into the bathroom?
#35 to #34 - moen ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
It's what you get when you keep nagging about putting the toilet seat down
#26 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
Repost this image some more please
#25 - deletedmyaccount (06/24/2013) [-]
Well, let's look at this logically.

When a woman has to **** or piss, she sits. So, she's stuck in one position no matter what. When a man takes a dump, he also sits. The only time the seat goes up is when he pees. That means 75% of possibilities (male piss, male dump, female dump, female piss) the seat needs to be down, so that argument that a man should put the seat down is semi logical, if stupid because just ******* check, first.

However, there is little to no argument to putting the seat up when you're done.
#31 to #25 - bobbyshallunite ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
men piss a lot more then they ****
#30 to #25 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
Then again it depends on the ratio of male to female staff that use that restroom. One could probably assume on a normal day people would use the restroom to piss more often than to take a dump. Also, who makes more frequent use of the restroom would be another variable.
#24 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
More fun to leave the seat down, and to then proceed to pee all over the seat. They get a surprise when they sit down.
#19 - jinapayne (06/24/2013) [-]
Out of all things to complain about feminism you choose this
I mean, it makes sense and I find it funny, but this is about toilets
And this was posted like a couple day ago

I shall be dumping some of my real feminist pics
#32 to #19 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
if you dont hate feminists why do you have a bunch of pics where you bitch about them or try to make them look bad?
#43 to #32 - jinapayne (06/24/2013) [-]
I was on 4chan and there was a feminist thread and I saved some of the rage pics
I only save the pics of the pseudo-feminists
I understand there are still some ok feminists out there
#20 to #19 - jinapayne (06/24/2013) [-]
bitch needs a dictionary
inb4 white knights
I dont hate all feminists
#28 to #23 - funnygiggles (06/24/2013) [-]
These are making me so 						*******					 angry.
These are making me so ******* angry.
#17 - Turtleboner (06/24/2013) [-]
What the hell is the big problem with putting the seat down?
It's not that ******* hard
#38 to #17 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
you kind of missed the point, its just as easy either way
User avatar #16 - sjsharks (06/24/2013) [-]
haha... the men's staff...
#14 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
Why should men have to change.
Women already have equality and more.
They get higher leverage in court if assaulted.
They get to sue if a man says something pervy to them.
Their just asking to be even more superiorly treated.
#33 to #14 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
And that is why in the US there have been over 200 pieces of legislature this year alone trying to dictate how women can use their bodies.
#12 - corundum (06/24/2013) [-]
It's so horrible living in a feminist-dominated society.
#39 to #12 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
it isn't ******* femminist dominated
User avatar #42 to #39 - corundum (06/24/2013) [-]
sarcasm
User avatar #29 to #12 - smithforprez (06/24/2013) [-]
khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan has a point
User avatar #11 - KayRed ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
Anyone who has lived in an all dude college dorm knows that seat up is the best option, because dudes will piss with the seat down, and some dudes have **** aim, so either deal with the seat up, or sit piss while ******* .
#10 - anonymous (06/23/2013) [-]
Dear Female staff,

Please use the woman's bathroom.

The Male staff
#5 - vladutuk (06/23/2013) [-]
Dear Female Staff,

We don't even bother to lift the toilet seat.

The Male Staff
User avatar #1 - olmesy (06/23/2013) [-]
That's not really feminism though. They're not asking for equality, they're asking the male staff to do something nice for them.
Just because it involves women opposing men doesn't mean feminists are behind it
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User avatar #40 to #27 - kevinspacey **User deleted account** (06/24/2013) [-]
you really seem to overestimate how hard it is to take a piss if your a guy, make sure the toilet seat is up (or don't), wip it out and piss. And the latter is faster then pulling your pants down. Also the toilet seat has never hit my cock and i do not believe that it is a common issue. Also where are you getting your information from regarding your statement that men take longer to piss then women? I'm not saying you're incorrect but it really seems like you're not basing that off of anything other than some idea you got in your head. God damn the comments in this post are ******* me of. And its not because i'm anti femminist, everyone just keeps saying stupid **** . it seems like most guys on fj associate the internet stereotype of feminists with women in general and then theres stuff like the **** you and comment 36 posted
#15 to #1 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
Feminism/equality? What are you talking about? The only person who fights for equality is the one fighting for gender equality. Feminism has become all about female superiority. It works the same the other way around. If you want gender equality you have to fight for both sides.
User avatar #8 to #1 - settlwlvs (06/23/2013) [-]
But it's them asking guys to go out of their way for them, when the women are perfectly capable of doing it themselves.

Then again, that's like a man asking his wife to make him a sandwich... I must go now, and ponder this.
#7 to #1 - anonymous (06/23/2013) [-]
Meh, I think it's mostly about toilet seat down being the "default" mode of a toilet. That's how they are in catalogs and stuff and it's how they are when you **** . You only gotta lift it up to piss and that's the only time it "needs" to be up. Don't really seem like opposition if you ask me but idk.
#18 to #7 - coolmcbob (06/24/2013) [-]
It's more of the premise behind it. We put it down for their convenience and the argument I always hear is, "Well I fall in when the seat is up!" (From my Mother actually).   
So for a lot of guys who have been told this their whole lives simply don't like the premise behind being told to put the seat back down, it's sort of viewed as "unfair" that we need to put the seat down for them.   
Instead of us moving it once and them moving it once, it's males moving it twice because they are basically too lazy to move it themselves. So many men simply don't like the idea behind it, even if putting the seat down isn't a hard task.   
   
My apologies for the long reply, I have a lot of deep seeded rage for the "Put the seat down" concept.
It's more of the premise behind it. We put it down for their convenience and the argument I always hear is, "Well I fall in when the seat is up!" (From my Mother actually).
So for a lot of guys who have been told this their whole lives simply don't like the premise behind being told to put the seat back down, it's sort of viewed as "unfair" that we need to put the seat down for them.
Instead of us moving it once and them moving it once, it's males moving it twice because they are basically too lazy to move it themselves. So many men simply don't like the idea behind it, even if putting the seat down isn't a hard task.

My apologies for the long reply, I have a lot of deep seeded rage for the "Put the seat down" concept.
#6 to #1 - arthurdetoo (06/23/2013) [-]
you sit when you pee don't you
#4 to #1 - karmakoala (06/23/2013) [-]
it's implying we ruin the natural state of the toilet
#3 to #1 - cabbagemayhem (06/23/2013) [-]
It's not a fair request, though.
User avatar #9 to #3 - olmesy (06/23/2013) [-]
Oh are your pansy-ass arms too weak to put a toilet seat down? Should we leave it up for you so you don't have to strain yourself?
#41 to #9 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2013) [-]
I, personally, put both the seat and cover down for sanitary purposes, but you sound like a spiteful bitch who doesn't like to pull her own weight. Good luck in life.
I, personally, put both the seat and cover down for sanitary purposes, but you sound like a spiteful bitch who doesn't like to pull her own weight. Good luck in life.
User avatar #44 to #41 - olmesy (06/24/2013) [-]
Now read that over again with the prior knowledge that I am male
#45 to #44 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2013) [-]
"Should we leave it up for you so you don't have to strain yourself?"
If you're male, then everything I said still applies, except you pee with the toilet seat down, and you might be gay. But, I wouldn't doubt you're just a lying woman who's not very good at lying. Either way, you're a pretentious ****** , so gtfo and take your fail with you.
User avatar #46 to #45 - olmesy (06/24/2013) [-]
No, you see, that fact that I'm male means that I was insulting his lack of manliness and chivalry rather than his lack of ************** like you seem to have seen it as.
And as for the lying part, check my profile picture. Just because you felt superior because you thought you were talking down to a female doesn't mean you didn't make a big-ass mistake.
Sounds a lot like you were quite sure I was a woman and now you're trying to defend your point by calling me gay
#47 to #46 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2013) [-]
Manliness/ ************** were never relevant except to you. Whether you're a dumb female, or a male ****** is also not relevant to me. I feel superior talking down to you either way. I only assumed you were the former because that's what you identified yourself to be...dumbass, which is also why I called you gay.
"Should we leave it up..."
User avatar #48 to #47 - olmesy (06/24/2013) [-]
Women don't like you do they?
#49 to #48 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2013) [-]
At least you didn't post something stupid as **** .
User avatar #50 to #49 - olmesy (06/24/2013) [-]
That's more your thing
Nice to see I'm right though
#51 to #50 - cabbagemayhem (06/24/2013) [-]
It's a more reasonable insult that's not so pretentious, but I didn't say it was right. On the contrary, I find it hard to like so many women in this culture.
#13 to #9 - isenseven (06/24/2013) [-]
No, buddy. The point of this is that, if the bathroom is used by both males and females (assuming that half the staff is male and half is female) then its the responsibility of whoever is using the bathroom, whether they be male or female, to take responsibility for their OWN usage. If they need the toilet seat down, then look and make sure its down. If they need to use the toilet seat when it's up, then look and make sure it's up. Instead of asking someone else to do it for you and acting like it's wrong and unnatural to leave the toilet seat up, just take a quick look to see if its up or not, and put it down. It literally takes a second.
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