Education. Full article link: www.theonion.com/articles/report-chinese-thirdgraders-falling-behind-us-high,31464/.. As an American, I wish I were able to read what this article says Chinese third grade high school seniors math science falling behind humor
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #15 - mitchthehugeman
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As an American, I wish I were able to read what this article says
#28 to #15 - elgringogordo **User deleted account**
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User avatar #38 to #28 - drtrousersnake
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I thought the joke was that he was saying he was illiterate
User avatar #52 to #28 - xdiabolicx
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you missed the joke entirely bro..
#27 to #15 - elgringogordo **User deleted account**
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User avatar #79 to #15 - hazardpay
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america has one of the highest literate civilians percentage
User avatar #77 to #15 - mishaestrin [OP]
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As a 5 year old Chinese kid, I am able to read what this article says.

User avatar #80 to #77 - mishaestrin [OP]
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English is my 3rd language
User avatar #201 to #80 - waaw
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Today
#117 to #15 - lionti
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those asian kids are so smart its like they can read minds...
#9 - mishaestrin [OP]
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#147 to #9 - anon id: 8b65f595
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bought with the american gold we keep stored in Fort people's bank of china
#200 to #147 - mishaestrin [OP]
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That's pretty good. You've inspired me to make this meme
and a few other variations
#17 to #9 - jakim
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Yes!
Yes!
#35 - seniorpokeman
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I like how there's a ********* in the comments even though it's from The Onion.   
The same news site that rated Kim Jong Un as the Sexiest man alive.
I like how there's a ********* in the comments even though it's from The Onion.
The same news site that rated Kim Jong Un as the Sexiest man alive.
User avatar #54 to #35 - zenagirl
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What video is this from?
User avatar #92 to #35 - mrblueftw
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kim jong isnt sexiest man?
permabanned.
User avatar #39 to #35 - aldheim
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Any media that reports that must be legit.
And here I thought they were joking...
User avatar #49 to #35 - fedegon
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Yes, and also the glorious "Black man asks nation for change".
#56 - rza
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I it's fake you ******* idiots.
#135 to #56 - Visual
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Probably close enough considering how ****** the education in this country got.
User avatar #150 to #56 - OOOnelsonOOO
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Never trust an onion...
#189 to #56 - organicglory
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PRESS ENTER 6 TIMES
#136 to #56 - chiktikkavaspaus
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But pressing enter 6 times is as real as it gets.
#133 - kanade **User deleted account**
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#141 to #133 - oldenglishassassin
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I've said that before.
#163 to #141 - alseides
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Comment Picture
User avatar #36 - carsausage
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However, methinks they're good at psychology...

Get it? 'cause asians can read minds?
#4 - reassembled
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#202 to #4 - waaw
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I don't get what's so hard. You just take the limit of the difference in slope as the span approaches zero for a multiple-input function while holding all but the variable being partially derivated constant, and then you do that a few more times. Nothing too complicated about third degree partial derivatives.
#48 - shitstainsam **User deleted account**
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ima gettin sum tonight
User avatar #64 to #48 - lawlfailwinepic
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I want fuk
#70 - ofc
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People still don't know that The Onion is a fake news cast?
#93 - megamuffins
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Basically the Onion after every time someone takes their **** seriously.
Basically the Onion after every time someone takes their **** seriously.