Drift Wood. I went to florida for the summer. While I was there we went to "Driftwood beach" and I found this lovely little thing. I put my hand besid Penis
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Drift Wood. I went to florida for the summer. While I was there we went to "Driftwood beach" and I found this lovely little thing. I put my hand besid

I went to florida for the summer. While I was there we went to "Driftwood beach" and I found this lovely little thing. I put my hand beside it to show it's length. It's an impressive dong with what appears to be one testicle. This brings "Driftwood" a WHOLE new meaning.

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Submitted: 07/12/2013
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#8 - zigap (07/12/2013) [-]
Congrats, you just found a piece of wood that looks like a dick and a turd at the same time.
User avatar #6 - ultimateiceman (07/12/2013) [-]
Are you sure you didn't just **** your bed?
#4 - davidteninch (07/12/2013) [-]
Actually laughed instead of breathing air through my nose, thumb for you.
Actually laughed instead of breathing air through my nose, thumb for you.
User avatar #7 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (07/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
GUYS

YOU GUYS

LOOK

IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS

YOU GUYS IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS

A PENIS
#3 - iamtheblackgoat (07/12/2013) [-]
Good job with the description
#13 - sandynipples (07/13/2013) [-]
It looks like a poop molded into a dick.
It looks like a poop molded into a dick.
#12 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
Looks more like crap in shape of a dick, not wood
#11 - sylphz (07/13/2013) [-]
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#9 - mzdave (07/12/2013) [-]
i hope you have BIG hands!.
User avatar #5 - nonnotitiapono (07/12/2013) [-]
wooden dragon dildo
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